This is what I do on my English class(Enter at your own risk)

[Silverraptor]

I notice I'm not in there. sarcasm is fun

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Because it's a totally different webcomic. It's call "In The Playground" and I'm not the author of it. I'm still thinking of a name for my comic.

[The Blackbird]

That's why you don't set schedules.

And I finally finished a banner for a fan comic that my avatar is in. I thought I'd post it here as well because of how much work I put into it.

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Nameless going down the slide made me laugh.

I bet he's sayin wheeee!!!!!

[Silverraptor]

Blackbird... your avatar is eye-patch red cloak now?

Well when I get back from my summer job, can you switch back? Because the formal suit just fits you perfectly. Doesn't it Dark Fiddle? NamonakiRei?

[The Blackbird]

Blackbird... your avatar is eye-patch red cloak now?

Well when I get back from my summer job, can you switch back? Because the formal suit just fits you perfectly. Doesn't it Dark Fiddle? NamonakiRei?

Aw, I waited forever to wait for Crimmy to stop using it (Okay so it was only a couple of weeks, still.)

I guess I'll change back, but I'm still gonna stick with it until the end of June.
If NamonakiRei and Dark Fiddle agree with you then I'll do it sooner.

[Silverraptor]

Aw, I waited forever to wait for Crimmy to stop using it (Okay so it was only a couple of weeks, still.)

I guess I'll change back, but I'm still gonna stick with it until the end of June.
If NamonakiRei and Dark Fiddle agree with you then I'll do it sooner.

You can wait til I post a new comic. Deal?

[The Dark Fiddler]

Yes... avatar...

...changing...




old avatar.....



better....<.<
THERE SHOULD BE AN R!! IS THE DARK FIDDLER!!! NOT FIDDLE!!!

<.< To be honest, I forget what your other avatar is. I have crappy memory like that.

[The Blackbird]

You can wait til I post a new comic. Deal?

Alright.Unless your posting a new comic REALLY soon

Anyway I made just a little bit more OOTS Romeo and Juliet, just a little bit.

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Benvolio: No! Thog no want fighting! If you fight Thog get angry, and you no like Thog when he’s angry!
[He beats down there swords]

[Off stage]
That’s not how the line-

:Let’s let that one go…
[On stage]
Enter Tybalt:

Tybalt: What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?
Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death.
For the twelve gods have giveth me the power to slay thee with my blade which unerringly will guide itself into your heart!

[Off stage]
You know, this one does not really come as a shocker.

heh
[On stage]

Benvolio: Thog no want fight

Tybalt:What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word,
As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee:
Have at thee, coward!
I will strike thy down-

: We get the idea Miko stick to the script.
*Grumble*
[On stage]

[They fight]
[Enter, several of both houses, who join the fray; then enter Citizens, with clubs]

Officer : Halberds, bills, and partisans! strike! beat them down!
Down with the Capulets! down with the Montagues!

…Isn’t he supposed to say “clubs, bills and partisans”?

The next part is going to be my favorite so far.


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<.< To be honest, I forget what your other avatar is. I have crappy memory like that.

It was the Snidley Whiplash Elan by TirednDrowzyAh, yes FiddleR... sorry

[NamonakiRei]

THAT GUY WITH A HALBERD!!!

Awesome. Just awesome.

And, Page 3. If you don't see me around, mum killed me for being on the computer 'till so late.

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And BTW, I am not sure if the gaming terminology I used is right. So any corrections, welcome.

[Silverraptor]

THAT GUY WITH A HALBERD!!!

Awesome. Just awesome.

And, Page 3. If you don't see me around, mum killed me for being on the computer 'till so late.

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And BTW, I am not sure if the gaming terminology I used is right. So any corrections, welcome.

Oh gods. You brain comes up with ideas almost as scary as what mine comes up with.

[Froogleyboy]

OMG! Tsukiko as a dude!

[The Dark Fiddler]

OMG! Tsukiko as a dude!

I believe you meant O-chul as a girl.

Awesome comic.

[The Blackbird]

*reads comic*
*Laughs*
*Sees bottom three panels*

...

Neat!

Spectacular, as always

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And BTW, I am not sure if the gaming terminology I used is right. So any corrections, welcome.

When you try to dispel an effect you make a caster level check against your opponents caster level, for example

Let's say Durkon is level 13 and Xykon level 26
Durkon if casting a regular dispel magic would have to beat Xykon's caster level (The acutal DC is 11+caster level, so for this example Durkon would have to get 27). Durkon using regular dispel magic can only add +10 (The cap on the spell), if he used greater dispel magic the cap is +20 (So Durkon would get to add his full caster level +13)

Assuming that Durkon casts Greater Dispel Magic he would roll 1d20+13 to defeat Xykon's 27, but it also could be possible that Xykon may have some item that makes it harder to dispel.

Did that help?

[The Dark Fiddler]

The last panel in the comic makes me think MitDxO-Chul.

I need to write a fanfic <.<

[The Blackbird]

The last panel in the comic makes me think MitDxO-Chul.

I need to write a fanfic <.<

I think I'm going to disentegrate my own brain again.

EDIT: Well so much for O-Chul being in the No-Baby-Eating club
V happy now?

[The Dark Fiddler]

Shame on you blackbird, that joke was terrible, not to mention scientifically unsound.

[NamonakiRei]

Silverraptor: Scary? this is mild... just kidding. I take that as a compliment, so thanks

Froogleyboy: Yup, Tsikiko is a boy. Didn't see that one coming, did you?

The Dark Fiddler: Thanks. And, hey, you can post that Fanfic here, if you want... just sayin'...(I got the R right!)
Blackbird97: Thanks. I already knew all that information. Allright, not all, but most. What I am not sure about is if the words "failed save" and "failed trows" are used right.

[The Blackbird]

Blackbird97: Thanks. I already knew all that information. Allright, not all, but most. What I am not sure about is if the words "failed save" and "failed trows" are used right.

Well it's not a saving throw really, it's a caster level check, but saying "the caster level check was too high" sounds kinda weird...

[The Dark Fiddler]

The Dark Fiddler: Thanks. And, hey, you can post that Fanfic here, if you want... just sayin'...

Yes, you did get the R right, you get a cookie.
Well, this'd be a more like, emotionally exploring thing, since anything that'd go in the fanservice thread if it were in picture form is kind of hard when we don't know the MitD's species, if that's what you were looking for.

And now I'm off to the Fanservice thread to request some MitDxO-chul <.<

[NamonakiRei]

Nah I meant fanfic-fanfic. You know... I'm off to do some of those... Those crak pairing tables come to mind... *Goes to roll a couple story settings to pass the time*

[The Blackbird]

Nah I meant fanfic-fanfic. You know... I'm off to do some of those... Those crak pairing tables come to mind... *Goes to roll a couple story settings to pass the time*

Hopefully it won't kill me this time.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Before the brain bleach is grabbed, here is the final coming soon. Since you guys didn't hate it, I think I might show this to the public. Maybe.

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[NamonakiRei]

I was just reading this thread, and I thought of making this short fic:

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- I hate this- Said Redcloak. The goblin cleric really hated to do Xykon's job for him, and this was justified in that the lich sent him to do everything, from ruling the city to cheking his E-Mail. This last thing whas what he was doing now.
He was not at all interested on the "Miss Undead Pageant" online issues he got each week, nor on his pen friend from the lower planes. Still, he had not the energy to start a fight over E-Mail. He suddenly read a weird thing on the History.
- What the?- He muttered- Is this some kind of bad joke? - He opened it. It was a thread on an oddly familiar forum- ARGGH!!
- What's up, goblin, E-mail attacked you?- Laughed the Mystic Theurge, who was passing by.
- Not that. Maybe you should take a look... - He said, almos paralyzed by pure squick.
- I don't get what's scary.- Said Tsukiko after reading two or three lines- That they say you're asexual?
- No! Not that! There!- He pointed a spoiler by some guy called PId6
- ...- She shuddered. It was the most disgusting thing she'd ever seen, and she'd seen a good lot of disgusting in her life. - I think I'm gonna throw up...
- That's... ughh... I want a bucket of acid...

Not what you'd thought of, right?

Okay, now goes a REAL Crack pairing!
Blackbird97, I reccomend you not reading ANY of these. Actually, I don't reccomend ANYONE at all to read these...

BelkarxRoy's Sword. Cargo Shipping. You've been warned.

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It was a dark, bright night. The girls were asleep, and the landscape was desolate. Now was the best time.
Belkar sprang up from his sleeping bag, and snuck into the cart. There was it. The only object of his passion, affection and admiration. She'd gone through all. done many things he valued. She was his world, and his treasure.
When Roy fell, she was the first thing he thought of. He didin't want to think of a scratch on it's polished surface. He looked at it now. Beautiful. All the "cares" he had given it did wonders. He knew no one else was aware. He hugged her, bigger than he was, and took his cloak off.
When they retrived her, he'd felt a wafe of calm and comfort. She was okay. And he didn't care if anyone else died or lived. She was all right. The object of his lust. His silent lover. He kept undressing, and her hilt stirred, as they felt the moon gaze down to be the witness of their love once more.

Now for a mild, short one: VxRoy.

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When V had said it was a pleasure to serve under Roy Greenhilt, V really meant so. Roy was a nice, smart man who'd accepted V for who V was. And V had accepted Roy back. That had been a weird night. The two of them had been separed from the group. Very cold and without any shelter, they'd lied together to provide a little heat.
- V-v-v-v, I'm f-f-freezing... -Said Roy, his face blue.
- Take my cloak, Sir Greenhilt. It should suffice to provide you with the required warmth.
- Th-th-thank you...
He took the cloak V was offering him. They felt a sudden electricity on their fingers. Roy put the cloak on and looked away, embarassed. V ponderated the feeling. V's mate had never felt that way. V turned around to ask Roy if he was better now, at the same time that Roy turned around to ask V if V was not cold. They hit their heads. They got up, and stared at eachother. They felt a sudden warm run through them.
V was the one who took the initiative. V got closer to Roy and wrapped him up on V's arms.
- Sir Greenhilt... - Said V- think I know what activity is the best suited one to warm you up...

Yeah, like that's gonna happen...

SnarlxAll of the Demon Roaches at once... I'll do this shorter...

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It had red eyes, like their tiny bodies. It was tangly and it had enough potence to please them all. It was no wonder they'd gone into it, to it's very deepest center. It was no wonder that that night(Or day, you could never really tell) they'd finally been together. It could be their end, but it sure was worth a shot.

This is almost cannon, but still, XykonxTsukiko, True Love

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He'd never ever thought he was one of those disgusting biophilliacs. It had all started when he had seen her that night. The translucent fabric showed her underwear and her skin, her soft skin, and her delicate silouette. She was beautiful. He had been shocked. And when he saw how tenderly she held that little doll with his shape, he was deeply moved. Wich was strange.
Xykon had never known true love. Nor from his parents, nor from any girl he'd ever met. He'd never thought of finding it on this heterocromatic teenager who strangley felt the same for him.

The following night, on a voyeuristic way, he turned invisible and watced her at night. He saw her undress and take a shower, her assets shown to his view. He saw her let her hair down, and go to bed with a yawn. He sighed. She did not hear him, but she did call him in her dreams.
He did this every night for a month. This particular night, she had had a lot of work, so she decided to take a long bath. Xykon, as every day, watched her. The water as it ran through her skin, her beautiful voice. More than that, it was who she was what attracted him. She was truly Evil, but she actually cared for undead people. She always could dispose of an inefficient minion while having a good laugh. Even more importantly, she loved coffee.

What he did not count on that night, was that her bath was long enough for his spell to wear off. She was getting in bed. He was, as usual, waiting for her to fall asleep to sneak out through the door. And suddenly, she saw him.
- Lord Xykon!
- Uh? What the? ... I, uh, I can explain!
He was very nervous. And that didn't go with him.
- I'm flattered you made me a visit, but on what purpose?- If Xykon could sweat, he'd be covered in humidity now.
Tsukiko read his look. She suddenly remembered him looking at her once in a while. His face had a weird expression. Now she knew it was love and lust. She stood silent, with an odd mixture of surprise and a pleasant feeling running through her spine.
- Oh, to heck with this.- Said Xykon.
That night he re-discovered what he already knew: That he was one of those disgusting biophilliacs.

Oh holy [Something I won't say] on a stick!!! Look at how much I've written!!! ... I feel dirty on the inside...

I apologize for any brain damage or Sanity loss from the readng of these Crack Pairing Fanfics. I think I won't do this in my life... see what your thread makes me do, The Dark Fiddler??
Nah, just kidding. I am not mad at you. Still, I don't think I'll so this again.

[Falgorn]

...I read the Xykon one first. Touching...but Lich + Human = ...?

[Fredthefighter]

...I read the Xykon one first. Touching...but Lich + Human = ...?

Each one was creepy in its own special way, yet the last one felt.... right for some reason.

[The Dark Fiddler]

You know, now that I think about it, I haven't seen a post in there in awhile. Either I'm blind, or we need to bump cast Resurrection on it.

[Keris]

NamonakiRei, have you considered using quotation marks to indicate speech? It might make it easier to distinguish than using hyphens.

...I read the Xykon one first. Touching...but Lich + Human = ...?

Demi-lich?

[The Blackbird]

Actually, some of these more made me say awww, the Roy in high heels and oracle+genderbent Miko+ maid outfit were the ones that made my head explode.Belkar+Roy's sword came close though.

. Even more importantly, she loved coffee.

*Applause*

[Silverraptor]

Hey guys! I was going through my back pack trying to clear things out and I found a picture I did for "Environment protection". It was a project we did in english class (oddly enough) and it was short, quick, and easy. So I went on inkscape and drew it up.

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Don't worry Blackbird, this doesn't count. You can keep your avatar until I post a comic of us.

[The Blackbird]

Hey guys! I was going through my back pack trying to clear things out and I found a picture I did for "Environment protection". It was a project we did in english class (oddly enough) and it was short, quick, and easy. So I went on inkscape and drew it up.

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Don't worry Blackbird, this doesn't count. You can keep your avatar until I post a comic of us.

Yarg! Ta trees be attack'in run fer yer lives!!!!

[NamonakiRei]

Well, thanks guys
I know the Xytsuki felt sorta right for some reason. That was why I could made it long. Because I didn't feel the risk of my head going boom. (I think I just created a portmanteou couple name...)
Blackbird97: I'm glad you didn't explode this time

Keris Rain: Well, someone once told me hypens were better for making dialogue stand up, but I guess it's a matter of taste. I personally think hypens are easier to use- in here, we use hypens instead of quotation marks, and you know what they say about old habits. But if you guys think I should use quotation marks, I'll gladly write that way. And by the way, this:

Demi-lich?

is a win.

Silverraptor: Love that comic