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    Default "Jesus Saves, The Rest Of You Take Damage" Shirt (Help Please!)

    Hi all, I've got my fingers crossed that somebody here's able to help me!

    I've been Googling for a while now trying to find the t-shirt with the slogan "Jesus Saves, The Rest Of You Take Damage". I *know* I've seen it before. I thought it was on thinkgeek.com, but searching their site doesn't bring it up.

    Any assistance would be much appreciated! I'm in the UK, so UK sites or sites that ship to the UK would be even more appreciated. In addition, I'm looking to get this as a present for somebody else (fairly soon), so places that do quick shipping would be incredibly appreciated and may also earn you a place on my shrine of gratitude (read: windowsill).

    Thanks to anybody who can help!

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    The problem is that you *should* be looking for a "Jesus saves and takes half damage" shirt. 'Cause that's the way the joke goes.

    one option at cafe press
    and another

    and there are more. Google is your friend.
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    Doh! Many thanks! Okay, you get the windowsill spot! :)

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    Default Re: "Jesus Saves, The Rest Of You Take Damage" Shirt (Help Please!)

    Meaning I'm the alpha-cat in the household?


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    Absolutely.

    There's a cactus on there too, though, so you might want to watch out. It's spiky.

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    How did I become a cat?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Azrael View Post
    The problem is that you *should* be looking for a "Jesus saves and takes half damage" shirt. 'Cause that's the way the joke goes.
    I prefer the first one myself....I kind of figured he had Evasion.

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    T-Shirt Hell.

    Nastiest, rudest, funniest shirts out there.

    Including the jesus one IIRC.

    actually it's here:
    http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details....&productID=283
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azrael View Post
    The problem is that you *should* be looking for a "Jesus saves and takes half damage" shirt. 'Cause that's the way the joke goes.
    Like the son of god wouldn't have Evasion!
    (which is the proper response to the 'proper' joke)
    Man this thing was full of outdated stuff.
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    Why did this get moved to the Erfworld forum?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Azrael View Post
    Why did this get moved to the Erfworld forum?
    Subject line appears in comic.
    Its been discussed here before.
    Figured it was best place for it.
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    Oh yeah, the bumper sticker.

    Now I see.
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    "Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage" came first, I am sorry to say. I saw it on a tee-shirt roughly 2 years before Erfworld started.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heliomance View Post
    Jesus is my Guild Leader!
    Thats really rather brilliant after reading it that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow of the Sun View Post
    "Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage" came first, I am sorry to say. I saw it on a tee-shirt roughly 2 years before Erfworld started.
    It's been around a lot longer than just 2 years.


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    Hello all the t-shirt mentioned in the first post can be found here
    http://www.zestuff.com/8bit/apparel/2/

    lol I bought this shirt for my brothers GF for christmas one year.
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    Nobody claimed this was original to Erfworld. It's just the type of bumper sticker Parson would be likely to have.
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    http://www.redbubble.com/people/jd22...esus-saves-dnd

    "Jesus saves, the rest of you take half damage!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Paradox View Post
    Nobody claimed this was original to Erfworld. It's just the type of bumper sticker Parson would be likely to have.
    Likely? He had it.
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