Super Paper Werewolf! (game thread)

[Dirk Kris]

Much as I hate to be the third vote and thus a "wolf", I'm going for Bitzeralisis too. I have NO IDEA who he is - floating too far under the radar for my liking.

And sorry, Istari. My logic is the same as the llama's - with nothing to go on, even that little bit seemed better.

[Trixie]

Bitzeralisis, you say?

[Bitzeralisis]

Much as I hate to be the third vote and thus a "wolf", I'm going for Bitzeralisis too. I have NO IDEA who he is - floating too far under the radar for my liking.

And sorry, Istari. My logic is the same as the llama's - with nothing to go on, even that little bit seemed better.

I am a bit new at this game, and normally I just hop on bandwagons all around. And I can't blame you for having no idea who I am; nowadays I barely post here (GitP), if you can count my previous posting frequency as substantial. The "floating too far under the radar" things is a side effect of my new-ness.

Quoth Atreyu's point yesterday:

No, lad. I pointed at you. The second or third person starts the bandwagon. If you truly seek your wagon pointer then look to the second or third person. Remember, a wagon needs a puller and a rider to work.

Based on yesterday's points, I'm guessing Bitzeralisis

And the day before that, I was the second/third on a bandwagon, apparently. ._.

I point at Jontom Xire, because I'm not gonna point at myself. Nooowai. That's reserved for when everyone's about to lynch me, if that moment comes.

[Wreckingrocc]

Well, as a last result, I suppose you really could claim, and the real group could deny you if you're not really with them... Though, I suppose, if you are a wolf, that will only really out a power role, won't it...?

[Fan]

Anti Auto Lynch point at- Trixie for being oddly suspious.

[Duos]

DAY FOUR ENDS!
Narration up soon.

[Hyozo]

I'm sorry I haven't been able to post lately. If you're about to autolynch me, could you please not do that.

[Duos]

The citizens of Flipside grow frusterated. Surly their thinning numbers should aid their quest for vengence. The crowd settles on one individual in particular. They close around Bitzeralisis.

"We know you're a bad guy!"

"Yeah! You voted third for the last guy, which means you're hiding in the wagon!"

"ME!?! No, never! Besides, that's horrible logic."

"Oh really? It sounds to me like you want to escape justice, fiend.

"He does have a point, kind of..."

"Shut it! And how would YOU look for Bleck and his minions, smartypants?"

"Why, I would use math. You see..."

Bitzeralisis pulls a large chalkboard out, covered with equations. He proceeds to go on an hour long lecture on probability and point spread and statistical chance and OH MY GOD IT'S SO BORING. The villagers finally get fed up and grab him, dragging him to a dungeon on the edge of town.

"Gee, that sounds fascinating. But how good are you with more advanced math? I mean, we have a problem of sorts, an infestation, and you sound like you could help us out."

They throw him into the rank passageway. A shadow looms over him...

"Oink."


"NOOOOO! I NEVER TOOK CALCULUS!"

Bitzeralisis was number crunched by a Hogarithm. he was Thoreau, a Void Pixl secondary.

It is now
NIGHT FOUR
Night ends in 24 hours.

[Bitzeralisis]

Lol.

The thing with the chalkboard sounds atrociously close to what I would do. >.>

[Duos]

A dark air hangs over the village. Evil stalks the streets, filled with menace.

"Why, hello there!"

"Uh-oh."

"What say you and I go... Bowling? You seem round enough. You be the ball...And the edge of that cliff over there shall be the stand in for the pins!"

*Toss*

"A strike! How fortunate. Shame you only got one frame."

Meanwhile, thousands of miles about thirty yards thataway....

"Rawr!"

"Please don't hurt me! I've never hurt anyone! I wear a kilt on Sundays! I like haggis!"

"I don't care. I'ma beat you senseless, or my name ain't Lex-kat! Err, Whoops. Guess I REALLY gotta kill ya now."

But it was a little too late for that. The shouting carried out a widnow, and more than one person heard it...

That morning, the village was abuzz with discussion. One of the villains had clumsily revealed themselves last night! At roll call, they were missing, as was expected. However, another person was absent as well. When they checked Evnafet's house, looking for him, they found a rather gruesome surprise waiting for them... and this game was supposed to be rated E! Heavens! On further inspection of Evnafet's house, spectacles, a clipboard, and a book on hypnosis were found.

Hyozo was bowled over by Count Bleck and his goons. he was Barry, the Bane Pixl Primary!
Recaiden was pounded into the ground by O'Chunks last night. He was Peach.
O'Chunks messed up last night and is revealed. Lex-kat is O'Chunks!
Evnafets was killed in his sleep last night by somebody. He was Nastasia.

It is now
DAY FIVE
Day five ends in 48 hours
Remeber: A witch weighs the same as a duck!

[Wreckingrocc]

Lynch Lex-kat, then? I think this should pretty much be unanimous.

[happyturtle]

Isn't Bowser supposed to die when Peach does?

*goes back to being dead*

[Shadowcaller]

Isn't Bowser supposed to die when Peach does?

*goes back to being dead*

He was auto-lynched so that didn't trigger it.

[Duos]

Correct. Also, I should mention that with both of them dead, the wolves now get another night kill with a 25% chance of success. It's in the role description on page one, but forewarned is forearmed.

[happyturtle]

At least I'm safe from that.

[Duos]

Maybe I should rez you, just so the Wolves can doublekill you and the snipers can kill you again. make it a triple.

[happyturtle]

Do eeet!

[Lex-Kat]

It's a.... Um, I mean, I wouldn't... I'm innocent?

[Dirk Kris]

Not buyin' it, sweetheart.
Lex-kat.

Good going, guys! Only...what...2 more baddies?

[Lizard Lord]

Lex-Kat

Your disguise is slipping.

Well.... Actually at this point I guess it already slipped off.

[Lex-Kat]

I was framed!!! It's not true. Tired and Drowsy, you believe me, don't you? Please.

[Murska]

Lex-Kat. Sorry.

Anyway... Hmm. My stay in Japan messed up this game for me a bit so I guess I'll be a 'spectator', since starting to analyze this late is too much work.

[Lex-Kat]

But, the person who confessed to being O'Chunks said her name was Lex-cat. My name is Lex-kat. With a "k".

See, I am innocent. It's true, it's true. Would I lie to you?

[Duos]

Uh...
These aren't the droids you're looking for...
*Waves hand*

Sorry, Lex. It was late, and I was tired, and I fixed it now.

On another note, you may want to start digging your grave. It seems the village is out for you blood, typo or no.

[Lex-Kat]

Awww. But I liked the typo. It gave me a semi-reasonable argument.

[happyturtle]

Dun worry, love. Being a ghost is fine! We have cookies!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

looks like Lex-Kat is up to her old tricks, which means that we need to lynch Trixie!!

[Mustiado]

Thank god at least one of these points is easy.

Lex-kat.

[billtodamax]

Ah... Not a productive night for team evil. *Closes eyes and starts singing*

[Jontom Xire]

I point at Lex-Kat.

I'm guessing that O-Chunks is a bad guy - I need to go re-read the role list