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2006-07-06, 10:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Because Chuck Norris is awesome. And I got inspired by all the Chuck Norris vs Everyone threads....
More changes! Adding new abilities, and his stats are now infinity times infinity. Ooo, aaah.
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2006-07-06, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Shapechange -> Chuck Norris. Score!!!
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2006-07-06, 10:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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There is Only Chuck stops that. Sorry. And you die from just attempting it.
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2006-07-06, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Chuck caught em all
When threatened by Chuck Norris, he considers you helpless, since he caught you once already.
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2006-07-06, 11:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Chuck Norris Killed the Dinosaurs
Chuck Norris may travel back in time as a free action. His attacks are treated as bane weapons against dinosaurs, and all other creatures for that matter, since he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's attacks are treated as awesome for the purposes of overcoming all damage reduction.
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Originally Posted by Baskineli
NullAshton: as discussed on the previous page, infinity * infinity is considered by most to be still the same infinity. InfinityInfinity, however, is generally considered the next larger infinity, which isn't even conceivably possible in D&D rules. Use that.Spoiler
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2006-07-06, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Computer Overload Awesomeness (Ex)
Bill Gates once wagered Microsoft that Chuck Norris couldn't crash Windows Vista. Accepting this wager, Chuck Norris proceeded to load a Walker Texas Ranger DVD into the drive. Overloaded with its sheer awesomeness, Vista returned the message "All your base are belong to us". Microsoft remains under Bill's name for tax purposes.
Chuck Norris can crack any code, crash any system, create an exit anywhere, instantly.
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2006-07-06, 11:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Just a question... shouldn't Chuck Norris be an Outsider with the Awesome subtype?
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2006-07-06, 01:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Great. I think pun-pun killed this thread.
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2006-07-06, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by NullAshton
Does that mean that Pun-Pun can kill chuck norris?
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2006-07-06, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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No. No it does not.
Ultimately, there is no other conclusion other than that WOTC purposely emasculated the game to cater to the immature mentality that demands immortal characters and favors mindless power gaming over all else.
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2006-07-06, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Pun-Pun cannot ever gain infinite stats/damage/whatever, simply because "infinite" is not a value. You can say any value, and pun-puns stats are higher, but they can never reach infinite. You can't do normal math with infinite.
Of course Chuck Norris laugh at mathematicians, and then roundhouse kicks them back to the blackboard.1 Take the prepared chicken and stuff with the egg, which should be hard broiled, and pad out with the coriander. 2 Stuff the lamb with the chicken. 3 Stuff the goat with the lamb. 4 Stuf the camel with the goat. A pre-prepared camel is rather more convenient - don\'t be afraid to ask your butcher.
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2006-07-06, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Chuck norris now has infinityinfinity stats. Thus, he can kill pun pun easily.
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2006-07-06, 08:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by NullAshtonMan this thing was full of outdated stuff.
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2006-07-06, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2006-07-06, 08:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by ZefulNOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
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2006-07-06, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2006-07-06, 08:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Spoilsport. :'( :'( :'( You're ruining our fun... ;D :D
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2006-07-06, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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There's already a webpage for "Chuck Norris Facts". Why couldn't we just leave it there? It isn't that funny beyond the first time! Hell, the entire WoW community got so pissed off with this meme that even mentioning it will result in you being placed on a very large number of peoples' block lists.
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Originally Posted by NEO|Phyte, Keeper of IRC
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Sorry, Chuck beats Pun-Pun.
Lets just say that the two get in a fight. Let us even say, Pun-Pun gets the drop on Chuck, wins init and gets to go first, even though that can never happen, which I will explain later. Pun-Pun attacks, physically, with a special power or...what ever. First of, Pun-Pun, as good as he is, needs a natural 20 to hit. Pun-Pun has an attack approaching infinite, but since CN, Chuck Norris will now be refered to as CN and Pun-Pun as PP, has a dex of Infinite, his AC is infinitely high, so there is no way to hit him with out a natural 20. Since only a natural 20 is an automatic hit, even a 19+near infinite, is still less than infinite, so only the 20 hits. We'll even say, PP gets lucky and rolls another 20 to confirm the crit, I haven't read anything to say he can't be crit hit. PP, does near infinite damage, since his near infinite str, but that is still less that the infinite HP that CN has. Now, it is CN's turn, he travels back in time, by giving the space time continum a round house kick, appears in the air above PP, a couple of instances before PPgets his powers, and KILLS him with the punch the ground attack.
DONE, FIN, ADIOS, AUF WIEDERSEN
Oh, and since CN's dex is infinite, his init bonus is also infinite, so he can not loss init.
The shorter method is he goes first, instantly transports to right next to PP, and uses that Vorpal Crush, and since that still effects creature who are immune to crits, and would do infinite damage do to the inifinite str, PP is dead, again.
And do to his Master of All power, he can bring PP back to life, to do it again, and again, and again.
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2006-07-06, 10:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Wolf53226
Pun-Pun attacks, physically, with a special power or...what ever. First of, Pun-Pun, as good as he is, needs a natural 20 to hit. Pun-Pun has an attack approaching infinite, but since CN, Chuck Norris will now be refered to as CN and Pun-Pun as PP, has a dex of Infinite, his AC is infinitely high, so there is no way to hit him with out a natural 20. Since only a natural 20 is an automatic hit, even a 19+near infinite, is still less than infinite, so only the 20 hits. We'll even say, PP gets lucky and rolls another 20 to confirm the crit, I haven't read anything to say he can't be crit hit. PP, does near infinite damage, since his near infinite str, but that is still less that the infinite HP that CN has. Now, it is CN's turn, he travels back in time, by giving the space time continum a round house kick, appears in the air above PP, a couple of instances before PPgets his powers, and KILLS him with the punch the ground attack.
The shorter method is he goes first, instantly transports to right next to PP, and uses that Vorpal Crush, and since that still effects creature who are immune to crits, and would do infinite damage do to the inifinite str, PP is dead, again.
As for vorpal crush, if you read it more carefully, it does no damage, just a decapitation effect as per vorpal. Since Pun-pun has decided to give himself the regenerative traits of, say, the Tarrasque, instead of dieing, he finds himself instead taking nonlethal damage equal to his HP + 10. Or at least, he would if he wasn't immune to nonlethal damage.Man this thing was full of outdated stuff.
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2006-07-06, 10:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Could a Pun-pun kill another Pun-pun?
And if there was an effect that automatically killed anyone who passed a DC 200 Save/Check, thats the way to take out a Pun-pun. ;D
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Originally Posted by MaerokMan this thing was full of outdated stuff.
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wait... does Chuck have divinity yet?
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Originally Posted by ZefulI cannot actually think of anything witty to say here.
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Technically Mr. Rogers did NOT actually kill him, I believe it was:
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2006-07-07, 05:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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That's Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, heathen.
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