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2009-06-09, 02:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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[Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
((Banner by Celtois))
Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn.
We would like to ask, please, no smoking in the establishment. Thank you for understanding.. Be sure to enjoy your stay.
Map:
There is no map. The Inn has as much space as is needed, as many tables as is needed, as many rooms as needed (Upstairs), as many corners as needed, and so on.
There is, however, a description:
Description:
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The inn is . . . indescribable. Size wise, anyway. It has as many tables as needed, and as many chairs as needed. So that needn't be said as well.
However, the floors have been . . . completely changed.
They were rough hewn logs. They are now laminated hardwood. All of the broken, dirty glasses and silverware have been removed, and replaced with better, more functional (And clean) ones. The kitchen is, by far, the best room in the inn. Sparklingly clean, the best equipment out there, and so on. The entire inn has been renovated. It is now made of better wood, and is much cleaner. It's not the prettiest building in the town, but it's functional. Which is what counts.
Also, any damage done to the inn will fix itself by the next day. So don't worry.
There is, downstairs, a bag. A small bag, but it . . . is bottomless. It is where the food comes from. Grade A food, and limitless supply. So there's no chance of running out of food. Same for the drinks. But, you know, a barrel, not a bag.
Disclaimer: The only thing changing about the inn is the size. So it will allow anyone in. And will supply as many corners as needed. Nothing else is changing. And it never does change. It just . . . you watch it, it . . seems to stay the same, but you know it changes, but . . . it doesn't, but . . .. (Think about it, and your head will explode)
Current Staff:
Nerick- Barkeep and Manager
???- Barboy
Gabriella - Barmaid
Julie - Waiter
Jessica - Cook
??? - Bard
(If the person with the job, such as the barboy, if that person does not come around for a month (Or so), they lose the job. Not to be mean, but to clear up the space, so that someone else who might want it can have it.)
NOW HIRING: A Waiter / Waitresses, and a janitor.
If you're none of these but think you can help ask about a job, ask Nerick, IC.
((Also if you have a Banner idea, please, PM it to... dunno, Quinsar or Celtois.))
NPCs:
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Name: Naim ElLess.
Race: Human.
Gender: Genderless.
Description: Completely average hight, weight, and so on.
He's the waiter when Nerick isn't around.
THE MENU:
Be sure to keep an eye out for our DAILY SPECIALS!
Wines*:
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry.
Elven Wine imported straight from Elven lands
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
Bar Drinks*:
Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight
Shocker Lizards Chider Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie
Coffee - buzzzzz.
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.
Manticore Martini a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste.
Melon Juice relaxes the mind - Now available without alcohol!
Green Tea - with a hint of sugar
Beholder's Earl Grey - It's a tea named after everyone's favorite abberation. Need I say more?
Root Beer For those who have a weak stomach
Cold Milk For the kids
Burning Brandy- To keep the Archbishop happy
Apple Cider - Non-alcoholic, fruity goodness!
Beers, Ales & Such*:
Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy
Grim Brewery brand Ginger Ale - deathly good
Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands
Pirate's Drink (Rum) - Be drunk while saying "Yarrr!"
Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind
Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk
Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly
Fizzy Drinks: (courtesy of Leigh and Mee. Thanks!)
Blueberry buzz - Spyte soda, with blueberries, and blueberry syrup in it.
Banana beer - Root beer, banana slices, whipped cream on the top, and a cherry on that.
Leigh special - A warm coffee (Bubbly, of course...with your choice of a hazelnut or chocolate flavor), with a swirl of peppermint, a stick of cocoa, and optional sprinkles and whipped cream.
Triple threat - Root beer and coffee swirled together, with a lemon wedge jammed on the rim.
K's special - Carbonated water, mixed with cream, pineapple flavoring, coconut sprinkled on top, then a few strawberries dropped into it. Very good.
Ice cream float - Your choice of flavors.
The cute drink - Just like K's special, but it has some fruit on the top. A lime slice as a smile, and two cherries as eyes. It's cute. It also comes with a little umbrella.
Spryte - the regular, boring drink.
Food:
Peanuts
Chips & Dip
Curry - Chicken, beef, pork, or seafood
Cured Ham Steak
BBQ Hydra Heads
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Pork Chops
Mutton Chops
Golden Apple
Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) Served with a lemon wedge
Fresh Bread
Fine Aged Cheddar
Fava Beans
Birdseed
Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw
Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey
And anything else you may want. Just ask.
Dessert:
Muffins
Brownies
Slice of cake (Chocolate, cheese, whatever...)
Milkshake
Cookies
Pie (Pick a flavor)
*Can substitute the alcohol for a magical liquid that can make anybody drunk, no matter what the resistance, for a little extra.
We hope you enjoy your stay at the Dancing Fox Inn.
Dancing Fox Inn '09
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Dr, Bath's Dolly!
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2009-06-09, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2008
- Location
- in the glory box
Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years.
The Umu, in unintentional teacher/librarian/etc fashion, blinks and looks icily at Jake and Mel over her glasses.
What is going on here?
Vocusta moans and shifts.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
- Location
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
POWERTHISRT IS GOING ON! He chucks a can at her. And another. AIYYEEEE!!
Dr, Bath's Dolly!
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2009-06-09, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
She catches one; the other hits Vocusta in the head. A muffled wail is heard.
Powerthirst... warning: may contain Anna Kournikova? What is this?
IT'S CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!
Oh, joy.
But... I might as well test it.
She takes a sip.
...
I have a strange desire to go out and have... so many babies.
I am unsure whether I am capable of sexual reproduction, making this desire doubly strange.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 02:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT! NO NONPOWER ACTIVITIES! ONLY BEAR BLASTING! AND ENERGY KICKING! AND CAT HUMPING! He's harnessing the power of 400 babies.
Dr, Bath's Dolly!
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2009-06-09, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
What about... power...spawning?
Actually, let's try to get off the subject of whether or not I can give birth to young of any kind.
Rather, what is the purpose of a beverage that makes the drinker...
Uncomfortably energetic?
Melissa is spinning on the floor.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
Jake's performing cartwheels on tables. DON'T QUESTION POWERTHIRST! POWERTHIRST QUESTION YOU! He starts spinning on the floor with Melissa.
Dr, Bath's Dolly!
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2009-06-09, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
CYCLICAL MOTION IS AWESOME!
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Toffee hammers.
They're everywhere.
Everywhere.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
WHOOO! HELL FRIGGIN YEAH WITH A SIDE OF PUNCH! IN SPACE! Awesome.
Dr, Bath's Dolly!
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2009-06-09, 03:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
The Umu blinks.
Our differing metabolisms are the cause of our difference in reaction.
Thank the fates.
Vocusta groans.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
POWER-GO! POWE--- The effects wear off. The crash of Powerthirst results in him passing out right there.
Dr, Bath's Dolly!
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2009-06-09, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
Melissa crashes as well, landing right on top of him.
... What curious behavior.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
A figure similar to Rox is there, except female, and wears much more rave-ish clothing. Yes, they are quite odd, aren't they.
Dr, Bath's Dolly!
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2009-06-09, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
The Umu slowly turns her head toward... Roxanne. Or whoever.
If you understand the purpose of it, I'd be glad to hear your explanation.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
She smirks. If I knew anything about these humans, I'd tell you. Or maybe not you, but someone. Maybe publish it in a book. Yeah, a good title would be "Humans Explained!" Or something...
Dr, Bath's Dolly!
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2009-06-09, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
Humans Explained indeed.
Now, may I ask to whom I am speaking?🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
I know this one. I'm Malisk Torox, but everyone I know calls me Roxanne. Well, not everyone, but most people. Except my cousin Danielle. We call her Wing Baba, because she hates it. Is your name Danielle?
Dr, Bath's Dolly!
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2009-06-09, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
It is not. I am The Umu.
((Dinner. Dedtiem.
Pooshanks.))🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
Renn walks downstairs
SpoilerProud Activist of The Goblinoid Sub-Type
Originally Posted by The TygreOriginally Posted by RowsenOriginally Posted by Sir Dar
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2009-06-09, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-06-09, 09:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
((Heh, I just realized that their still using the first post that I wrote.
>.<))
Anyway, that cat is back.
Should Sage notice . . .Spoiler: Quotes
Originally Posted by FireFox
Shoutout to billtodamax for the The Nurse Detective Meekachu avatar.
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2009-06-09, 09:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-06-09, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
The cat, remembering him, backs away.
The fur on the back of its neck standing up, and it looks ready to start hissing at him.Spoiler: Quotes
Originally Posted by FireFox
Shoutout to billtodamax for the The Nurse Detective Meekachu avatar.
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2009-06-09, 09:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
Sage finishing his first drink orders a second not remembering to tell them to make it non-alcoholic, he seems quite affected by it hey kitty ... its sounds loud, abrasive and incomplete
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2009-06-09, 09:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
The door creaks a little.
((But did you notice the new BEANS SEAL OF SNOOKER-LOOPY APPROVAL?!))🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 09:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
Spoiler: Quotes
Originally Posted by FireFox
Shoutout to billtodamax for the The Nurse Detective Meekachu avatar.
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2009-06-09, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
The door creaks open...
And this strange young woman walks in.
She smells of dust, blood, death.🔜 🆒️ 🚰
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2009-06-09, 09:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
Sage yells at the creak and the woman Ghost! please spare me, and other er um people next he orders a fairy ale and it obvious he not use to alcoholic beverages, and is losing focus
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2009-06-09, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
The cat just shakes its head, and walks upstairs, figuring that no one will pay any attention to it today, since Sage got distracted.
Spoiler: Quotes
Originally Posted by FireFox
Shoutout to billtodamax for the The Nurse Detective Meekachu avatar.
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2009-06-09, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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Re: [Town] Dancing Fox LX: Harnessing your babies' power for over 30 years!
Riki and Cle undeadtime. Cle comes back downstairs. Kwen and Sage, good evening. She's wearing the ridiculous floppy hat that she got from K.
Riki walks out of the darkness to see Beans' person. Good day. What brings you here?