[Town] Dancing Fox LIX A Happy Transfusion of New and Old

[celtois]

((Banner by Celtois))

Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn.

We would like to ask, please, no smoking in the establishment. Thank you for understanding.. Be sure to enjoy your stay.

Map:
There is no map. The Inn has as much space as is needed, as many tables as is needed, as many rooms as needed (Upstairs), as many corners as needed, and so on.
There is, however, a description:

Description:

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The inn is . . . indescribable. Size wise, anyway. It has as many tables as needed, and as many chairs as needed. So that needn't be said as well.
However, the floors have been . . . completely changed.
They were rough hewn logs. They are now laminated hardwood. All of the broken, dirty glasses and silverware have been removed, and replaced with better, more functional (And clean) ones. The kitchen is, by far, the best room in the inn. Sparklingly clean, the best equipment out there, and so on. The entire inn has been renovated. It is now made of better wood, and is much cleaner. It's not the prettiest building in the town, but it's functional. Which is what counts.
Also, any damage done to the inn will fix itself by the next day. So don't worry.
There is, downstairs, a bag. A small bag, but it . . . is bottomless. It is where the food comes from. Grade A food, and limitless supply. So there's no chance of running out of food. Same for the drinks. But, you know, a barrel, not a bag.

Disclaimer: The only thing changing about the inn is the size. So it will allow anyone in. And will supply as many corners as needed. Nothing else is changing. And it never does change. It just . . . you watch it, it . . seems to stay the same, but you know it changes, but . . . it doesn't, but . . .. (Think about it, and your head will explode)

Current Staff:
Nerick- Barkeep and Manager
???- Barboy
Gabriella - Barmaid
Julie - Waiter
Jessica - Cook
??? - Bard
(If the person with the job, such as the barboy, if that person does not come around for a month (Or so), they lose the job. Not to be mean, but to clear up the space, so that someone else who might want it can have it.)
NOW HIRING: A Waiter / Waitresses, and a janitor.
If you're none of these but think you can help ask about a job, ask Nerick, IC.
((Also if you have a Banner idea, please, PM it to... dunno, Quinsar or Celtois.))

NPCs:

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Name: Naim ElLess.
Race: Human.
Gender: Genderless.
Description: Completely average hight, weight, and so on.
He's the waiter when Nerick isn't around.

THE MENU:
Be sure to keep an eye out for our DAILY SPECIALS!
Wines*:
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry.
Elven Wine – imported straight from Elven lands
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.

Bar Drinks*:
Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight
Shocker Lizard’s Chider – Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie
Coffee - buzzzzz.
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.
Manticore Martini – a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste.
Melon Juice – relaxes the mind - Now available without alcohol!
Green Tea - with a hint of sugar
Beholder's Earl Grey - It's a tea named after everyone's favorite abberation. Need I say more?
Root Beer – For those who have a weak stomach
Cold Milk – For the kids
Burning Brandy- To keep the Archbishop happy
Apple Cider - Non-alcoholic, fruity goodness!

Beers, Ales & Such*:
Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy
Grim Brewery brand Ginger Ale - deathly good
Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands
Pirate's Drink (Rum) - Be drunk while saying "Yarrr!"
Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind
Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk
Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly

Fizzy Drinks: (courtesy of Leigh and Mee. Thanks!)
Blueberry buzz - Spyte soda, with blueberries, and blueberry syrup in it.
Banana beer - Root beer, banana slices, whipped cream on the top, and a cherry on that.
Leigh special - A warm coffee (Bubbly, of course...with your choice of a hazelnut or chocolate flavor), with a swirl of peppermint, a stick of cocoa, and optional sprinkles and whipped cream.
Triple threat - Root beer and coffee swirled together, with a lemon wedge jammed on the rim.
K's special - Carbonated water, mixed with cream, pineapple flavoring, coconut sprinkled on top, then a few strawberries dropped into it. Very good.
Ice cream float - Your choice of flavors.
The cute drink - Just like K's special, but it has some fruit on the top. A lime slice as a smile, and two cherries as eyes. It's cute. It also comes with a little umbrella.
Spryte - the regular, boring drink.

Food:
Peanuts
Chips & Dip
Curry - Chicken, beef, pork, or seafood
Cured Ham Steak
BBQ Hydra Heads
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Pork Chops
Mutton Chops
Golden Apple
Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) – Served with a lemon wedge
Fresh Bread
Fine Aged Cheddar
Fava Beans
Birdseed
Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw
Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey
And anything else you may want. Just ask.

Dessert:
Muffins
Brownies
Slice of cake (Chocolate, cheese, whatever...)
Milkshake
Cookies
Pie (Pick a flavor)

*Can substitute the alcohol for a magical liquid that can make anybody drunk, no matter what the resistance, for a little extra.

We hope you enjoy your stay at the Dancing Fox Inn.

Dancing Fox Inn '09
The Ballad of the Inn
We Dream of a Town

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Helping the Town
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II III IV V

[Nevitan]

Mmmmm.
Smells like New Thread in the... midnight.

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Oh, uh...yeah...now I remember

Do you really?
Because that was sort of a new spell... that neither I nor anyone I've ever known may or may not have cast on you...

[Lupy]

What sort of shadow magic?

[Lerky]

uh...yeah, Joey. I know you quiet well.

[Chas the mage]

I guess if the end justifies the means...
I saw one person the other day die from some shadow disease...actually the shadow disease drove him insane and he attacked someone and was killed in self defence, but still...

[FireFox]

What sort of shadow magic?

Umbris, the dark shadow, stirs uncomfortably in his corner.

Alex sort of stands around, then orders a Melon juice.

[Nevitan]

Clearly you do remember me Rann.

[Lupy]

The end does not justify the means. You should know that. Nor is using disease as a weapon acceptable.

How is the house Alex? Any problems?

[Chas the mage]

I was not the one who caused such necromancy or disease... apperently the autonomous provence thinks the end justifies it. I do, too think that fighting with disease is wrong.

[Lupy]

Clearly you do remember me Rann.

I see what you did there.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Semaj glances at Richard. It was him that did the killing, after all.

Alysha starts playing with Opie.

[Lupy]

I was not the one who caused such necromancy or disease... apperently the autonomous provence thinks the end justifies it. I do, too think that fighting with disease is wrong.

My meme need satisfied, I return to the game.

Then why do you not annex the province?

[FireFox]

Me Rann? Iran!

Oh no, Archbishop, it's fine. He does seem uncomfortable, but that's probably related to what he said earlier, about not being home much.

[Lerky]

Clearly you do remember me Rann.

uh, yeah, sure. Anyway I'm going to bed, my back's a pain.
Renn goes upstairs.

[Nevitan]

Maaaaybe we shouldn't let Rann be alone until we've studied him some more.. What with the unknown nature of his reappearance and memory loss..

[Chas the mage]

I'm holding true to a treaty signed 23,778 years ago that was signed by my non-dietic father, who cut a deal with them pretty much saying that they would join the impirium under the circustance that they where autonomous.

((@V smooth...))

[Lupy]

(("I went to Iraq last summer." "Then what?" "Iran!" ))

Glad to hear it. The furniture holding up well?

[FireFox]

Uh, I guess, sir. I think Jess would have done something if there were any problems. Assuming he got his juice, he sips at it.

[Lupy]

Good, good. I'd never picked out furniture myself before.

[Chas the mage]

so I would but I can't...

[FireFox]

Alex and Umbris deadtime.

[Lupy]

I see.

[Chas the mage]

I do have companies of soldiers present there, though.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Alysha looks at Lupy. So you're a bishop?

[Lupy]

Archbishop, but yes. You yourself?

[KerfuffleMach2]

I'm a Keyblade wielder. Which you probably don't know what that is, right?

[Lupy]

I am afraid not.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Yeah, not many people do. Basically, anybody who is chosen by the Keyblade is responsible for guarding the hearts of the worlds. So, at least for now, I'm helping protect this world. And, since you probably don't know what one is, this is a Keyblade. She holds out her hand. There's a flash of light, and a strange looking item appears in her hand. The basic shape of it is a giant key. But, it looks like one made out of engine parts. There's a keychain hanging off the wider end, with a small tire at the end of the keychain.

((Yeah, it's supposed to be from Radiator Springs.))

[Chas the mage]

Richard watches, with an eyebrow raised, as he sips his gin and tonic. he then downs the last of it, and puts it on the bar
I gotta go. remember, bring your army, bring your friends armies, bring your allies armies, and tell them to bring their friends armies! You can go into my cathedral and my fort, and no one will stop you. just don't mess with anything, and don't go converting my troops, okay?
he leaves
((deadtime))

[Lupy]

Lupy stares at the Keyblade. He appears to be slightly stunned by the sudden unexpected influx of power. She should probably sheathe it.