Paranoia III - Game Thread - DAY 9!

[Murska]

Switching to Opeth Freak to save myself.

[Darkcomet]

Hm. *sniff* Smells familiar. Smells like scheming. Good smell, that.

Though if Festy keeps stinking up the place with his corpsey smell... >.>

[Reinholdt]

Murska is always a wolf. Always.

[The Bushranger]

I am a ghost! FEAR ME!

*plants shrubberies everywhere*

[happyturtle]

Murska is an enemy of Friend Computer

[Kyouhen]

As the day draws to a close the trusty teams of troubleshooters pile into an elevator so they can get to the cafeteria for dinner. It had been a long day and so far nobody had found evidence of a single traitor to execute! Talk about boring.

As the elevator descends the light flickers and goes out, the elevator shuddering to a halt. All is silent for a moment before flashes of RED laser fire criss-crosses the cramped space! In an instant it is over, and the elevator begins moving again. At the bottom the troubleshooters casually pile out, whistling various tunes and keeping their eyes innocently turned toward the ceiling. Nobody seems to have noticed Murska's mangled corpse still lying in the elevator.

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Murska was killed. He was a member of Team 3 and PURGE.

NIGHT 2 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~24 HOURS

[Murska]

Eh. Yeah, these kinds of games aren't for me.

[happyturtle]

Just a reminder to everyone.

Be careful about talking to ghosts! You don't know which ones will return.

Sorry, dad. v.v

[Murska]

Hey, I still join them. At least someone else gets to live a bit longer and maybe even have a bit of fun.

[Kyouhen]

Hey, I still join them. At least someone else gets to live a bit longer and maybe even have a bit of fun.

Actually, what happy's referring to is the "Hey, you guys killed me. So which powers do you all have anyway now that I'm dead?" thing when 5 people in this game will come back a few days after dying.

[Murska]

Actually, what happy's referring to is the "Hey, you guys killed me. So which powers do you all have anyway now that I'm dead?" thing when 5 people in this game will come back a few days after dying.

Yeah, and I'm referring her white text and my post above it.

[Kyouhen]

Yeah, and I'm referring her white text and my post above it.

I really do have to pay more attention to those don't I?

[Kyouhen]

A group of troubleshooters make their way down a hall following a lead they got during the night about a traitor. Suddenly a door flies open and someone runs out carrying a bucket full of some unpleasant chunky blue liquid. They immediately run into Fleeing Cow-R-DEH, spilling the gunk all over him!

"Oh no! I'm so sorry, I completely didn't see you there! What a horrible accident! Don't worry, I'm my team's Hygiene Officer. I'll call a scrubot and get that cleaned up right away!"

Soon enough a small scrubot arrives and begins cleaning the mess off Fleeing Cow-R-DEH. Unfortunately the gunk is incredibly stubborn and refuses to come off. "Huh, well I guess we'll just have to go industrial strength!"

A much larger scrubot arrives. It promptly stuffs Fleeing Cow-R-DEH inside itself and is set to 'Hardcore Cleansing'. Though the poor troubleshooter is spotless when he comes out, he isn't exactly in any condition to continue with his mission.

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Fleeing Coward was killed. He was with Team 2 and a member of PURGE.

DAY BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~48 HOURS

The following people are up for autolynch:
InaVegt
Trixie
Walter O'Dim

[Fleeing Coward]

What did I do to deserve this?
Apart from making it blatantly obvious I want to destroy the computer that is

[billtodamax]

I don't know what a turtle is, or why it should be so happy. Ergo: Happyturtle

[Dirk Kris]

billtodamax has two of my least favorite words in his name - "bill" and "ax". Friend Computer doesn't like these words either.

[Opeth_Freak]

billtodamax, because I'm pretty sure, friend computer doesn't like mimes

[Recaiden]

I think we all know we need to get rid of Hap-E-TRTL She's related to Murska, who's always a wolfcommunist.

[Darkcomet]

Mustiado has a strange thing in his signature... Obviously a creature from the Outdoors, and going outdoors is TREASON.

[happyturtle]

On the contrary, I proved my loyalty by turning him in, Rec-A-DEN

[Reinholdt]

billtodamax is trying to charge us for being happy, yet happiness is mandatory citizen!

[Aemoh]

*points at Reinholdt*

For being the person above me. Clearly treason.

[GAThraawn]

billtodamax is trying to charge us for being happy, yet happiness is mandatory citizen!

Indeed! Are you trying to subvert the wishes of Friend Computer, billtodamax?

[RedScholarGypsy]

Because Friend Computer can not be capable of trusting so many Traitors, billtothemax must be a dirty Communist

[Uncle Festy]

RSG has posted! A vile crime indeed!
Oh wait I did it too.
>.>
<.<
*flees*

[BRC]

I don't know what a Turtle is, but whatever it is, it should be happy. For implying otherwise billtodamax must be a traitor, and should be dealt with in a Wrathful and Fun manner!

[Lizard Lord]

Happy turtle

Because I don't know what a turtle is either.

[billtodamax]

Hmm.... time to sell myself out. I'm willing to offer certain... services for those that contact me via PM. As long as they don't lynch me.

[Jontom Xire]

That sounds like treason, Billtodamax.

[toasty]

bandwagoning billtodamax