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    Default V: Soup or Salad?

    V's complexity and simmering temper clearly makes him a soup. Soup is the more intelligent choice and that's what V is all about. His thoughts practically boil over, again a very soupish trait. I thought it would be important to get this settled.

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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Lets get the Mindfl squid thingy back and ask him.
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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Obviously he's a salad.

    • He recently exhibited tactical reasoning resembling stale croutons (old, bland, and easily crushed).
    • He has shown grace under pressure resembling iceberg lettuce (thin, flaky, and easily torn).
    • He is regarded by many as resembling spinach (using V is good for them, but it leaves a bad taste in their mouths).
    • His spells resemble cherry tomatoes (bright, flashy spells that are eaten in one bite) rather than a good soup (long-lasting spells that are savored).
    • His vocabulary resembles feta cheese (huge mouthfuls scattered all over at every opportunity).
    • His hair resembles purple onions topping a salad.
    • He has a Soul Splice vinaigrette poured all over him and oozing into every fiber of his being--you can try to scrape it off your salad, but it's still soaked in pretty well.


    All in all, definitely a salad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by delguidance View Post
    V's complexity and simmering temper clearly makes him a soup. Soup is the more intelligent choice and that's what V is all about. His thoughts practically boil over, again a very soupish trait. I thought it would be important to get this settled.
    Intelligent choices ... really? Are we reading the same comic?

    If soup is the intelligent choice, then V is salad.
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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Obviously V is the applesauce you can ask for instead.

    Unusual tasting and difficult to identify what kind of apple it is.

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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    I'm starting to think that there are fewer things that we do know about V than things we don't. Gender? Alignment? Reasons for adopting children? Soup/salad? etc. Maybe V is a thin vegetable soup with many large chunks or a salad with so much dressing, it's served in a bowl.

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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sereg View Post
    I'm starting to think that there are fewer things that we do know about V than things we don't. Gender? Alignment? Reasons for adopting children? Soup/salad? etc. Maybe V is a thin vegetable soup with many large chunks or a salad with so much dressing, it's served in a bowl.
    We've probably gotten more information about the MiTD than about V. Or it's at least a tie.
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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Quote Originally Posted by PairO'Dice Lost View Post
    Obviously he's a salad.

    • He recently exhibited tactical reasoning resembling stale croutons (old, bland, and easily crushed).
    • He has shown grace under pressure resembling iceberg lettuce (thin, flaky, and easily torn).
    • He is regarded by many as resembling spinach (using V is good for them, but it leaves a bad taste in their mouths).
    • His spells resemble cherry tomatoes (bright, flashy spells that are eaten in one bite) rather than a good soup (long-lasting spells that are savored).
    • His vocabulary resembles feta cheese (huge mouthfuls scattered all over at every opportunity).
    • His hair resembles purple onions topping a salad.
    • He has a Soul Splice vinaigrette poured all over him and oozing into every fiber of his being--you can try to scrape it off your salad, but it's still soaked in pretty well.


    All in all, definitely a salad.
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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Quote Originally Posted by PairO'Dice Lost View Post
    Obviously he's a salad.

    • He recently exhibited tactical reasoning resembling stale croutons (old, bland, and easily crushed).
    • He has shown grace under pressure resembling iceberg lettuce (thin, flaky, and easily torn).
    • He is regarded by many as resembling spinach (using V is good for them, but it leaves a bad taste in their mouths).
    • His spells resemble cherry tomatoes (bright, flashy spells that are eaten in one bite) rather than a good soup (long-lasting spells that are savored).
    • His vocabulary resembles feta cheese (huge mouthfuls scattered all over at every opportunity).
    • His hair resembles purple onions topping a salad.
    • He has a Soul Splice vinaigrette poured all over him and oozing into every fiber of his being--you can try to scrape it off your salad, but it's still soaked in pretty well.


    All in all, definitely a salad.
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    OK, but: V: Paper or Plastic?

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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Quote Originally Posted by Skorj View Post
    Convincing!

    OK, but: V: Paper or Plastic?
    For this one I say plastic. V will want to save the paper for scrolls and spellbook pages.

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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Paper, he's an elf and elves are all about eco-friendliness.

    V: Nature or Nurture?
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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ichneumon View Post
    Paper, he's an elf and elves are all about eco-friendliness.
    Elves in general, yes. V would use whatever's most efficient.


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    V: Nature or Nurture?
    Nurture. Both V's parents are/were rangers, and it was Aarinadrius' influence that led V to being an antisocial nerd geek wizard.


    Which is more important to V: family or friends?
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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril Taru View Post
    Which is more important to V: family or friends?
    Friends, clearly. His friends are interested in leveling up, and his family is not.

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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Since Optimystick didn't ask -- flour or corn tortilla?
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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Flour; V is going to find what is easiest and simplest, not going to work to find something that is better for hir.

    V:Pepsi or Coke?
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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    Cherry Coke, I guess.

    V: male or female?

    What?
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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

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    Cherry Coke, I guess.

    V: male or female?

    What?
    The only way we can learn the answer to that is by Belkar accidentally finding out (much to his horror)

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    Quote Originally Posted by y2kyle89 View Post
    The only way we can learn the answer to that is by Belkar accidentally finding out (much to his horror)

    V: to be or not to be?
    Depends, whether it is before or after the disintegrate.

    V: sms or e-mail

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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    sms, email would be too much a waste of V's time.

    V: Great taste, or less filling?

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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    It really comes down to, he's an elf, so obviously he's a salad. I suppose he's lucky the fiends didn't make him steamed vegetables.



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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    I'm assuming you meant great taste or more filling, in which case the answer is obviously great taste. For instance, V would be a Filet Mignon while Roy would be a large porterhouse.
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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    V: Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?

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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

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    V: Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?
    Charmander. Destructive and disrespective of his master.

    V: Mac or PC?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimystik View Post
    V: Mac or PC?
    You just won this thread.

    I think after doing http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0504.html he will want to go to mac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichneumon View Post
    You just won this thread.

    I think after doing http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0504.html he will want to go to mac.
    Or just use Firefox.
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    Default Re: V: Mac or PC?

    Definitely a PC. It has the computing power, but breaks down when you need it most.

    V: Fire, Water, Earth, or Wind?

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    Default Re: V: Soup or Salad?

    V is a PC. So are Roy, Elan, Haley...

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    Default Re: V: Mac or PC?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ubergeek View Post
    Definitely a PC. It has the computing power, but breaks down when you need it most.

    V: Fire, Water, Earth, or Wind?
    Definitly fire. Hes hot-headed, impulsive and once he burned all his spells, hes pretty much useless.

    V: Pirate or Ninja?
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    Woah, I accidentally a forum game.

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    V is a PC. So are Roy, Elan, Haley...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Querzis View Post
    Definitly fire. Hes hot-headed, impulsive and once he burned all his spells, hes pretty much useless.

    V: Pirate or Ninja?
    Ninja, she doesn't seek comfort and luxury the way Haley does when she answered that question.

    V: Cat person or Dog person?

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    V: Cat person or Dog person?

    Clearly a cat person - expects the whole world to revolve around himself... oh, wait, no, that's not a cat person, that's a cat.

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    I'm assuming you meant great taste or more filling,
    I'm guessing you're either not an American or not old enough - "Great taste / less filling" is an old advertising slogan.
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