Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123

[Dogmantra]

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Rutskarn for being a dependable evil genius that I can reference whenever I need a pretend rival. Hooray! (I'm still watching you though...)

[Jack Squat]

But I didn't open anything unusual up. It just kinda... happened.

To play another angle, it happens with some pop-ups as well. Do you know which one it is? And can you get rid of it with Avast!?

[Hannes]

Ohhh God, my computer has the Trojan.

Annnnd now I'm going to scan my computer, thanks for the paranoia -_-

[Player_Zero]

But I didn't open anything unusual up. It just kinda... happened.

That's what they all say.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Rutskarn for being a dependable evil genius that I can reference whenever I need a pretend rival. Hooray! (I'm still watching you though...)

Quit muscling in on my gimmick. I'll sue.

[Dogmantra]

I'll sue.

Sue? Who is this Sue you're talking about? And more importantly, is she hot?

[Player_Zero]

There is a lesson for grammar ambiguity in there for all of us. Capitalization of proper nouns is not optional.

But seriously, you take away from my unique charm and I'll come at you like a breeze block of pain. I'll be on you like a strong moss.

[Dogmantra]

Meh. I've been doing the whole "Arch Enemy" thing on forums for at least 6 months (I get a no claims discount now!). Yes, Cactus, I'm referring to you...

[Player_Zero]

Who's a cactus? What's a cactus? How is a cactus? Why is a cactus?

These are the questions that have plagued mankind since the dawn of time. And I, Zero, intend to lay them to rest forever more and free humanity from this age of questioning!

No need to thank me, for even though answering this question will mean my demise do not cry, if you call yourself a man. I have braced myself, and I have resolved to take this journey to death to the fires of Hell. And so as I am being sent off, I make a promise to come back someday.

Man, I'm bored...

[Neko Toast]

Who's a cactus? What's a cactus? How is a cactus? Why is a cactus?

These are the questions that have plagued mankind since the dawn of time. And I, Zero, intend to lay them to rest forever more and free humanity from this age of questioning!

No need to thank me, for even though answering this question will mean my demise do not cry, if you call yourself a man. I have braced myself, and I have resolved to take this journey to death to the fires of Hell. And so as I am being sent off, I make a promise to come back someday.

Man, I'm bored...

I'd try and help you with that boredom, but I've got a family reunion to go to today. Sorry.

[Dogmantra]

Who's a cactus? What's a cactus? How is a cactus? Why is a cactus?

Cactus is not a person or a noun. Cactus is a state of mind, achieved by sending all of your money to the person registered on a certain forum under the same name.

[Rutskarn]

But I didn't open anything unusual up. It just kinda... happened.

So you usually frequent dodgy sites, huh?

[Hannes]

Gah... Phase One of "Make a Birthday Gift For Your Girlfriend" complete. Includes: many insights, dulled knives, a cut on the finger and a pair of dulled scissors (also a blade sharpener). Will initiate Phase Two after dinner and post pictures and ask for opinions later.

[Coidzor]

We await with curiosity.

Also, how did you manage to dull a blade sharpener?!

[Hannes]

We await with curiosity.

Also, how did you manage to dull a blade sharpener?!

Didn't dull the sharpener, I just needed it to get the knife back in shape.

Also, after three hours I figured one thing.

Armor grade leather doesn't equate itself into making a pretty choker in any way.

It's gonna be a long night.

[billtodamax]

...I don't think I want to know what you're doing with armor grade leather, but I have a feeling it's NSFW.

[Hannes]

...I don't think I want to know what you're doing with armor grade leather, but I have a feeling it's NSFW.

It's 100%SFW.

I just had armor grade leather around. I also had a great idea.

Which didn't turn out so great.

[Rutskarn]

"Choker", eh? Oh, yes, SFW, we believe you.

[Dallas-Dakota]

I though chokers were ment for choking people?

[Hannes]

Stop messing around with me, folks! I'm already on the edge and starting to go crazy

I've been sewing and cutting for the last five hours now...

[billtodamax]

We're sorry. Especially Rutskarn.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Sorry, no harm ment.

[Hannes]

Gah, it's okay, no harm taken. But hours of frustrating sewing does things to a man. Especially when combined with sleep deprivation.

[Dogmantra]

hours of ... sewing .. man.

Hand in your man license. That is totally unstereotypical of you. Please destroy the keys to your "motor" and poor all remaining beer down the sink. Thank you.

[Hannes]

Hand in your man license. That is totally unstereotypical of you. Please destroy the keys to your "motor" and poor all remaining beer down the sink. Thank you.

The hell I will. I've been sewing by hand. And it's leather. And it's for a gift. And I'm man enough

[Dallas-Dakota]

Also give any liquors with percentages higher then 20 to me, please.

[Rutskarn]

We're sorry. Especially Rutskarn.

Says you.

...

Mumble grumble sorry grumble.

[Player_Zero]

I'm totally unrepentant. But I do dislike it when I manage to mess up my computer. Makes me feel rather the fool.

Afterall, it actually takes some work to break your computer nowadays.

[Scorpina]

I'm totally unrepentant. But I do dislike it when I manage to mess up my computer. Makes me feel rather the fool.

Afterall, it actually takes some work to break your computer nowadays.

Unless you just stand on it or something.

[Dragonrider]

Unless you just stand on it or something.

Drop it in the bathtub.

[Assassin89]

Drop it in the bathtub.

Smash it with a sledgehammer.