GLoG XXXVI: Curse You, Dramatic Irony!

[Reinholdt]

"You're welcome ma'am."

Butler predicts Dani's deadtime and goes off to do his own thing if he's no longer needed.

[The Bushranger]

And Dani, beaming, skips off to her and Sam's room and deadtimes!

[billtodamax]

Susan is downstairs in the kitchen cooking... *rolls dice* 7! I mean pancakes!

Vlad's in the rose garden. Sleeping.

[Kaelaroth]

Lake is sitting cross-legged in the rose garden, staring with blue-green eyes, rapt with intrigue, at a particularly beautiful pinkish red rose, whose petals are blooming outward brilliantly today.

Vorka is currently teleporting into the Great Room, blue flashes of electricity shimmering off him like dew is shaken from a morning leaf, in the same manner that Astir once infiltrated the base. With darkness spells covering his face, he is a worrying figure to behold.

[The Bushranger]

Dani, meanwhile, is heading to the Infirmary to check on her friends once more...

[Kaelaroth]

My characters are where they are, still, due to the tricksy nature of things!

[happyturtle]

[Infirmary Room 2]

Chelonie is asleep. Normal sleep, not coma sleep.

[Earl of Purple]

Eko is in the greatroom. She is a lizardperson of about 6 feet tall, she wears no clothes and has no hair, being covered with dark green-brown scales. Her anatomy is reptilian and it can be hard to tell her gender by mammals.

[sankai]

Manveru undeadtimes. He heads to the armory.

[Reinholdt]

Butler is around. Probably looking for Lake since he's supposed to take care of him.

[ThePhantom]

Marley is still going over different lists involving GLoG.

[Earl of Purple]

Butler may encounter Eko, the female lizardperson who wears less than he does but has an anatomy that enables her gender to be harder to discern.

[Reinholdt]

Butler encounters Eko then. He defeats the encounter and receives CR 3 appropriate treasure.

"Hello sir. How are you today sir? Can I get you anything sir?"

[Earl of Purple]

Greetingss. I am fine thank you; perhapss if I could have directions to the location of the cricket farmss? She licks her eyelids. No, she is not likely to correct Butler's mistake; she hadn't met many mammals before arriving and probably has the same trouble Butler has.

[Reinholdt]

"Cricket farms sir?"

"I don't think anyone grows crickets around here sir."

[Earl of Purple]

Well, in that casse, how about any other ssmall, invertebrate animalss on which I can dine? By the way, my name iss Eko. What iss yourss? Unfortunately, I need to deadtime soon, so I may not be able to reply.

[Reinholdt]

"Small... animals you can turn inside out sir? Why would you want to do that sir?" Butler is too busy being afraid of the person who wants invertible animals to give an answer to what his name is.

And will probably flee screaming if Eko does deadtime.

[Earl of Purple]

What do you eat here then, if not ssmall, crawling creaturess? And now Deadtime.

[Reinholdt]

Butler runs away screaming!

[ThePhantom]

Marley looks up from the list upon hearing Butler's screaming.

He then heads for the source of the screaming.

"What happened now?"

[Reinholdt]

Butler runs and ducks behind Marley.

"He wants to turn puppies and kitties inside out and them sir!"

[ThePhantom]

"What and who are you talking about?"

[Reinholdt]

"Eko sir. For both the who and the what sir." Butler is clinging. Clinging to Marley!

[ThePhantom]

"Eko, Eko... Oh, now I see. You got confused, because she has a different diet than most people. Being a lizard, she probably likes to have very fresh meals. Too fresh for most people, but she wouldn't eat puppies and kitties."

[Reinholdt]

"But why does she want to turn them inside out then sir?" Butler isn't sure... he was just there talking to... wait? Her?

[ThePhantom]

"What word did she use? One of the big words you have a hard time with?"

[Reinholdt]

"Of course not sir."
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"... Maybe sir."

[ThePhantom]

"She might have said something like invertebrate. Did she said that?"

[Reinholdt]

"Maybe sir." He doesn't remember NOW. That was... seconds ago or something. And the running and screaming doesn't help his memory any.

[ThePhantom]

"Well, then. It looks like you got scared over a little misunderstanding."

Marley turns to go back to the lists he was going over.