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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Also, barely hidden/just blatant anti-french sentiment what with destroying the Eiffel tower.

    Might make good Rifftrax/MST3K fodder... Or it might just be impossible to really make fun of it and have fun with it due to it being so bad it's horrible even when mocked openly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredthefighter View Post
    What the....?


    Am I missing some important piece of information that prevents me from understanding what you just said?
    The important piece of information in this particular case is the first episode of Black Books. Go watch it now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thufir View Post
    The important piece of information in this particular case is the first episode of Black Books. Go watch it now.
    Sure, why not. Where do I find it?
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    Sure, why not. Where do I find it?
    Right here.
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    GI Joe looks like exactly the kind of movie I would never want to watch. It's a little uncanny, actually.
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    What about if you got to get to make a comedy commentary making fun of it, Rutsky?

    Also, rawr. hmm... 24.5 hours.
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    I think you mean:

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    Black books is one of those few programmes that I can watch without ever getting bored of it. It's that and futurama.
    I now have a blog. Have a look if you wish. It contains those naughty profanities that you won't find here. If you like what you read send me a PM, or if you don't like it. I'd like to know how many people here read it.

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    GI Joe looks like exactly the kind of movie I would never want to watch. It's a little uncanny, actually.
    But redheaded girl's hair actually floats on occasion, I think!
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    You darn kids and your Google.


    Phase, that was awesome.


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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    I think you mean:

    Right here.
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    Well, hey dere everyone. Anything interesting been going on around these parts lately?

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    Well, hey dere everyone. Anything interesting been going on around these parts lately?
    SNEAK! *Tacklehugs*
    Where have you been buddy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anuan
    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    Well, hey dere everyone. Anything interesting been going on around these parts lately?
    Well. I set a puppy on fire, again. But it's pretty to watch my skin be nice when its, well, isn't...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneak View Post
    Well, hey dere everyone. Anything interesting been going on around these parts lately?
    It's been a long time, Sneak. Have you been gone, or just sneaking around?

    ...that wasn't even good. Maybe I should go to the pun thread.

    Anyhow, nice to see you again.

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    Sneak! *Tackleinjectswithexpandingnanitetrackingsystem*

    Welcome back, friend.

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    And now to completely change the mood, because everyone's getting too happy about Sneak...

    My cat died a couple of hours ago. She was older than me, so she has always just been there. RIP Molly.
    BANG → !
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    And now to completely change the mood, because everyone's getting too happy about Sneak...

    My cat died a couple of hours ago. She was older than me, so she has always just been there. RIP Molly.
    You have my condolences. It's always hard to lose a pet. *hug*

    Hi, Sneak. Long time no see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmantra View Post
    And now to completely change the mood, because everyone's getting too happy about Sneak...

    My cat died a couple of hours ago. She was older than me, so she has always just been there. RIP Molly.
    Bye bye Molly. I am sorry for your loss.

    This reminds me of my dog Mutley (who was 6 months older than me) and my dog Bambi (who was 3 or 4 years older than me). They're both dead now. Mutley was 9 when he died and Bambi was 16.


    To top it all off, I'm coughing my lungs up right now. And my dad thinks that I have Swine Flu.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    Either you're youuung, or your cat was ancient....Probably the former.

    My condolences either way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredthefighter View Post
    To top it all off, I'm coughing my lungs up right now. And my dad thinks that I have Swine Flu.
    Look at your hands. Have they turned into hooves yet? If so, then you have Swine Flu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredthefighter View Post
    To top it all off, I'm coughing my lungs up right now. And my dad thinks that I have Swine Flu.
    Try this:
    http://doihaveswineflu.org/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slayer Draco View Post
    Look at your hands. Have they turned into hooves yet? If so, then you have Swine Flu.
    No, they're just really small. I have tiny hands. Tiny tiny hands. Either way I'm sick.

    EDIT: Kaelaroth, thanks, that made me feel much better.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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    I'm sorry, Dogmantra. I know what it's like to lose a cat who's been with you since the beginning of your life, and it sucks. My condolences.

    Also: hey everyone. I was traveling in India and Thailand. And I've got pics to prove it!

    Eventually!

    Maybe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DD the Cookiemonster View Post
    Either you're youuung, or your cat was ancient....Probably the former.
    She was 19-ish, I'm 15.
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    And my dad thinks that I have Swine Flu.
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    Well, hey dere everyone. Anything interesting been going on around these parts lately?
    yay! *chews on a bit*

    I had kittens. Four of 'em.

    There's some funny business going on relating to the You: Picture Thread that you should check the board site issues forum about the You Thread about.


    Take heart, Dogmantra, Molly is out there somewhere chasing celestial naked mole rats to her heart's content.
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    Either way I'm sick.
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    I had kittens. Four of 'em.
    That's a very impressive biological feat.

    Dogmantra, sorry to hear about your cat. It sounds like she had a long and good life, but death is the hardest part of owning pets.
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    dish is a cool crazy cat lady.

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    Ha! My Transfer Disease spell has worked! Bwahahahahaha.
    DD, not now. Please.
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    Yes, but that's Fred. He radiates awesomeness.

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