Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

[Player_Zero]

You were replaced, gramps. Your crazy is no match for my super-sanity. It's super for a reason. Like superpowers.

[Cyrano]

You were replaced, gramps. Your crazy is no match for my super-sanity. It's super for a reason. Like superpowers.

Being called gramps by a man ~10 years my senior is a strange feeling. Practically...invigorating. Strangely.

Oh well, at least I have my cephalopods, and the knowledge that if I have a superpower that is yet to manifest, it's probably not that boring.

[Player_Zero]

You're nine? That's unlikely.

Plus, you have no squid or superpowers.

Check and mate.

[Cyrano]

You're nine? That's unlikely.

Plus, you have no squid or superpowers.

Check and mate.

I said around ten, I thought you were doing a PhD for some reason, and WHO SAID I WASN'T HEY.

And I DO have squid, and my superpowers just haven't manifested yet 'cause I've never been shot. Stupid PZ, stupid chess, stupid strategy games with PZ, I hate everything now great.

[TFT]

...False adverstising! I thought this was a conversation, not a chess match!

[Cyrano]

...False adverstising! I thought this was a conversation, not a chess match!

It's really more of a catastrophe.

[Player_Zero]

I said I was studying mathematics. Not my fault if you for some reason assumed I was doing postgraduate research.

Also, squid? Pics or it didn't happen.

[Coidzor]

I thought one majored in math in order to become a Ph.D.

haha.

Also, I see no cats, nor asses, nor trophies in this area.

I'm going to have to label this as a funny thing that happened while in transit to the forum.

[Phase]

I have a Ph.D. in freudian strips.

Oops, I meant penises. Freudian penises.

[Player_Zero]

I never said I wanted to be a doctor of mathematics.

So, no one wants to play scrabble then? Three seems one short of a game of Risk.

[Phase]

I never said I wanted to be a doctor of mathematics.

So, no one wants to play scrabble then? Three seems one short of a game of Risk.

I'll join. Although I have no idea how to play risk.

[Cyrano]

I said I was studying mathematics. Not my fault if you for some reason assumed I was doing postgraduate research.

Also, squid? Pics or it didn't happen.

What didn't happen? Squid? Lawlsentence is lawlwortheh.

^P.S. Neither do I!

[Phase]

Second thought, I have to wake up in three hours.

Gorramn insomnia.

Have fun, mentlegen.

[Cyrano]

That's not actually going to happen since I have to sleep now. Hope you like groggy teens.

[Coidzor]

I thought you were going B.A. in Mathes and then were planning on working as a grad student until there was an opening in the Mad Science Doctoral program.

[Player_Zero]

Maths is a science. It's a Bachelor's in Science. B.Sc.

[Rutskarn]

So, hey, nothing like writing 4,000 words of fiction when you'd meant to write 1,000, then realizing it's 1:00 when you wanted to go to bed at 11:00. The fun just never stops here at Castle Rutskarn Obviously Hates Himself.

Also: inappropriate and uncustomary caffeine buzz? Why not!

[Coidzor]

Hmm.. Mathes is BS> Interesting.

Also, *backpats* I'm sorry, Rutskarn.

hopefully the 4K words were good words.

So how much caffeine is in ya?


....Edit: I just got yelled at by a girl who I went to highschool with who I'm in sorta on-again, off-again friendliness/association, because her roommate didn't like me commenting on photos of the both of them but was perfectly ok with me commenting on photos of just the girl I know.

[Rutskarn]

Hmm.. Mathes is BS> Interesting.

Also, *backpats* I'm sorry, Rutskarn.

hopefully the 4K words were good words.

So how much caffeine is in ya?

Like, one can of coke. It's pretty damn sad.

[Coidzor]

mmm, coke, relatively hefty for a main-line and a cola.

How long ago did you consume it utterly?

[Nameless]

So today I have the pleasure of flicking through allll the files I've retrived after re-booting my computer and digging up the ones I need. FUN.

[Coidzor]

Ah... Fun times... x.x Did you find what you needed at least?

[Nameless]

Ah... Fun times... x.x Did you find what you needed at least?

Yes, but it's all mized in with ever file I've deleted, replaced, every image I've come across on the internet or game... Everything.

[Quincunx]

I should have heeded all the people who warned that 'cactus juice' was an addictive flavor. Mmmmmmm. . .

Thought I had heard "hey, swedish guy!" shouted at us as we were out walking. Silly ears.

[eidreff]

The juice wasn't from the peotl catus was it?

And the voice was probably shouting at the muppet chef walking the other side of the street.

also WOOT! I just got the last few bits of paperwork to fill for the Degree course I start in September!

[Rutskarn]

I should have heeded all the people who warned that 'cactus juice' was an addictive flavor. Mmmmmmm. . .

Bet you a dollar it's not as addictive as Cactus Cooler.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Like, one can of coke. It's pretty damn sad.

That is, indeed, pretty sad. I need to introduce you to My Realm, which cannot exist without an IV pracitcally hooked into both of your brachials delivering pure caffienated goodness. Or, you know, being an addict. Caffiene addiction is a good benchmark, too.

If you spend more money on caffienated products (Read: Orange Soda, Mountain Dew, Tea) tan you do on other consumables (Read: Food), you may need help. Luckily, I am not that far gone and am actually cutting back. And yet, as I look into my empty backpack, I know in the back of my head tells me that theres no soda at home, either.
And this makes me kind of sad. Actually sad.

Thankfully, I have an excellent support structure of one person helping me reduce my drug caffiene intake.

Oh. Crap. That turned into a long rant with no point.
I'm an idiot. That is all.

Bet you a dollar it's not as addictive as Cactus Cooler.

Also: Cactus Cooler? Addictive? You speak lies, Sir.

[Phase]

Bet you a dollar it's not as addictive as Cactus Cooler.

I would bet you it's not as addicting as this Cocaine.

*Snorts*

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up gambling.

*Shoots up*

[Rutskarn]

Also: Cactus Cooler? Addictive? You speak lies, Sir.

I don't know what other adjective I'd use to describe the magical god nectar.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Squid?
You know what? Squid bones don't exist. They don't taste particularly nice either; too chewy for me.
Prawns now, raw prawns are delicious. YOu just snap their backs, take the stomach out and the armoured shell on their backs.
Mmmm, prawns.
Now I want prawns. Fresh off the boat.