Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

[Dallas-Dakota]

Just so long you don't start on Coco puffs.

[Thanatos 51-50]

I don't know what other adjective I'd use to describe the magical god nectar.

Disgusting works.

RE: Squid Bones:
They exist. I have touched them, manipulated them, and used them as a pen.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Disgusting works.

RE: Squid Bones:
They exist. I have touched them, manipulated them, and used them as a pen.

Don't.
Mr. Scruffy says so. I say so. Rawhide says so.
Ha!
It's cartilege.

[Dogmantra]

Rawhide says so.

Other than being an admin, what qualification does Rawhide have that lets his opinion on squid bones be more correct than say, mine?

[Thufir]

Squid?
You know what? Squid bones don't exist. They don't taste particularly nice either; too chewy for me.

For a few seconds there I thought Raiser Blade was now championing the anti-squid bone cause, then I realised it's just another Curlytar that I haven't seen before.

Prawns now, raw prawns are delicious. YOu just snap their backs, take the stomach out and the armoured shell on their backs.
Mmmm, prawns.
Now I want prawns. Fresh off the boat.

Never had raw prawns. I like my food prepared and brought to me.

[Tiger Duck]

thanks for pointing that out, I too missed that that was CurlyKitGirl

[CurlyKitGirl]

Other than being an admin, what qualification does Rawhide have that lets his opinion on squid bones be more correct than say, mine?

Rawhide is the champion of Googling. You've seen Rawhide at work right? Then you know why this is so.

For a few seconds there I thought Raiser Blade was now championing the anti-squid bone cause, then I realised it's just another Curlytar that I haven't seen before.

I know! I haven't used this in months!

Never had raw prawns. I like my food prepared and brought to me.

Tch. You up country folks, bet you've never seen a raw fish fresh off the boat neither. Or a cow.
But you must've at least picked stawberries or blackberries? Right?

[Recaiden]

Don't.
Mr. Scruffy says so. I say so. Rawhide says so.
Ha!
It's cartilege.

I thought they used water instead?

[Assassin89]

There are no squid bones, just a singular feather-shaped structure that makes up the internal mollusk shell of a squid. A lack of rigidity in the body of a squid equals no bones.

[CurlyKitGirl]

All I know is it's not bone.

[Cyrano]

P.S. Who cares if squid have bones when they have FLAVOR.

Okay they don't really have a lot of flavor but they're deliciouser than delicious.

[eidreff]

I think that they steam most prawns on the boat when they catch 'em.. that's what turns em pink. Otherwise they are a greyish colour.... *is willing to be proved very wrong*

I don't care whether squid have bones, they make good eating. :P


Edit: Ninja'd on the squid point!

[Hannes]

I just discovered that chilli beans are really, really, REALLY ow.

I think my tongue is bleeding.

[Rutskarn]

Disgusting works.

Oh you can just go to hell, and take your depraved, simian tastes with you. Cactus Cooler is the finest fruit soda ever devised.

[Phase]

All I know is it's not bone.

It's hate, pure hate. Same with all Cephalopods. And they will win, you just wait. Sure, humans have guns, but they will win.

Can humans do this? Or this? Or even this?

[Cyrano]

Oh you can just go to hell, and take your depraved, simian tastes with you. Cactus Cooler is the finest fruit soda ever devised.

Nooope. That'd be Chinotto-based sodas, most well known brand = Brio.

EDIT: ^ By the way, I AM THEIR LORD AND MASTER

[Rutskarn]

Nooope. That'd be Chinotto-based sodas, most well known brand = Brio.

Never heard of it, so I couldn't make a statement one way or the other.

Chinotto is inferior and fit only for cleaning out the Cactus Cooler factory's machinery.

[Cyrano]

Never heard of it, so I couldn't make a statement one way or the other.

Chinotto is inferior and fit only for cleaning out the Cactus Cooler factory's machinery.

Your taste is akin to John Wilkes Boothe: very bad.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Oh you can just go to hell, and take your depraved, simian tastes with you. Cactus Cooler is the finest fruit soda ever devised.

If my tastes were simian, I would have made referances to small insects or bananas tasting better.
Whilst bananas do taste better than Cactus Cooler, I cannot vouch for insects gathered from tree stumps with twigs.

I completely dislike Cactus Cooler. I think it tastes disgusting.

[Rutskarn]

Your taste is akin to John Wilkes Boothe: very bad.

Your face is like a rotted hyena--it's carbon based.

[Pyrian]

Squid bones don't exist. They don't taste particularly nice either...

Doesn't making an assertion about how they taste imply that they do exist?

[Recaiden]

Doesn't making an assertion about how they taste imply that they do exist?

Haven't you ever tasted non-existence? It's terrible.

And I'm just glad to get to use that smiley for once. It's so under-appreciated.

[eidreff]

That's a good point.


How about discussing them causes them to exist in potentia, thus, all things existing at some point in an infinite universe, forcing squid bones to exist at some point in space and time at any given moment?

[Cyrano]

Your face is like a rotted hyena--it's carbon based.

Curses! My most valuable secret!

[unstattedCommoner]

Doesn't making an assertion about how they taste imply that they do exist?

No, merely an assertion that they would taste terrible if they existed, no doubt founded on experience of the taste of non-squid bones which do exist and would be similar in construction to squid bones if they existed.

[Fredthefighter]

I just wasted 20mins of my life on a game called Maw. Here's what happened in that twenty minutes:
1) The main character is revealled to be an androgynous blue alien-humanoid thrown onto a ship via a very long cutscene which has sound that doesn't match the cutscene itself.
2) The ship crashes and a blue alien "maw" thing escapes.
3) Cutscene ends with the humanoid befriending the "maw".
4) I realise that I am no longer in a cutscene and begin to walk towards some robots as the humanoid groans.
5) Cutscene 2 - The "maw" is kicked by a robot and another ship crashes (they should do something about that), killing the two robots.
6) I run (well, amble, as the humanoid moves very slowly even if I hold down the "W" key) a bit more and find a leash-thing-laser for the "maw".
7) More running and then the actual gameplay kicks in. The "maw" runs around on the leash, vaguely following your instructions (which is basically "follow me!") and eating small balls of fluff that it can manage to get its gob around. It's rather unsuccessful at doing this.
8) Fred gets really bored and quits the game.

And that's the demo. Geez. Supposedly, the "maw" can eat other aliens and gain "special powers".

Verdict: I was not amused and I want the last 20 minutes of my life back please.

[Thufir]

Tch. You up country folks, bet you've never seen a raw fish fresh off the boat neither. Or a cow.
But you must've at least picked stawberries or blackberries? Right?

Bah. I'll have you know there's a field of cows just outside Castle Leazes halls of residence at Newcastle uni.
Occasionally picked blackberries, while on holiday to either Somerset or the Lake District.

[Rutskarn]

Curses! My most valuable secret!

Corporate espionage. It's a good thing.

[Cyrano]

Corporate espionage. It's a good thing.

Wait, which one of us is the corporation here?

[Tiger Duck]

Both it would seem