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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Assassin89 View Post
    Once again I ask: where has all the sanity gone? Shox is fictional which Slayer Draco is an actual person. How could a hedgehog be able to type?
    Sanity? We don't have any of that here. Move along, citizen.

    Also, a wizard did it.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    I disegree Hedgehogs don't need properly sized keyboards, they type with pure willpower

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Coming into Random Banter expecting sanity is akin to coming into Random Banter expecting sanity. This place has no equals.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Assassin89 View Post
    Once again I ask: where has all the sanity gone? Shox is fictional which Slayer Draco is an actual person. How could a hedgehog be able to type?
    Alright, fair enough, guys. This is crazy. We're crazy. Let's set aside this insane tangent and get back to some of the classic Random Banter discussions.

    You know, like dramatic entrance contests, dueling assassination attempts, and conflating ourselves with presidents and constructing intricate webs of innuendo.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Slayer Draco View Post
    You insult Shox, you insult me! Hedgehogs have little claws, they can type if given the properly sized keyboard!
    I apologize for that remark.

    I think I have found the source of this madness. It is an owl. A talking owl that wears a blue vest and a monocle. He refuses to enter either a desert or a forest and warns people of danger when it is too late. The name of the creature? Cedric.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

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    Now quiet down, me and Cthulhu are having a moment.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

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    Cassie!
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    You're back!
    I was gone? O.o

    Just been lurking and not posting much.

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    Yeaaah, but you're dating.

    And I think Sneak and I aren't dating.

    Are we? o.0
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Raiser Blade View Post
    In bed..
    Nah, Rylehian beds are very pointy and trans-dimensional.

    Trust me, trans-dimensional snoo-snoo is very difficult.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    My space shuttle is prepared to enter your black hole.

    That's all I can come up with regarding trans-dimensional snoo snoo
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    Curly, . . . you are not only made of epic win and not fail, but you are officially the greatest shipper of all time
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    That would be more like zero-g snoo snoo. If you're talking trans dimensional I'd be expecting something like the circuits of time or maybe sliders.

    Like, halfway between sliding, or something. Can you do that? Been ages since I saw that show.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    <_< So Raiser Blade made into a woman is Koorli... Interesting....

    Also, I had my 3rd of 4 driving lessons to reduce my insurance costs today.

    It was also the birthday of one of my friends.

    Apparently she pissed off Thor, because today was hellish. The sky itself turned a sickly, sorcerous green and the clouds were actually swirling and eddying into circular currents and dispersing just to make people piss themselves about a super tornado.

    And then the flooding. Oh god the flooding. The largest city in our state basically became an aquarium. Luckily, we got by with just some flash flooding from the limestone being ****-poor drainage, but still it was not fun to have to be driving through the worst storm in about 4-5 years to hit our town. While learning how to drive. And being required to do things like parallel park when you don't even know how far away oncoming traffic could see your headlights/turn signal, let alone the car proper once you're angled in but not quite safe.

    And then getting trapped in the entrance to a parking garage for about 10 minutes due to a constant stream of people fleeing downtown, fire department vehicles going out to deal with things, and the guy ahead of me breaking the ticket dispenser and gate combo.

    I actually had, at one point, a small lake or large pond form at one of the really wide major intersections I needed to cross. Fortunately I was only making a left turn, so I could illegally enter the lane next to mine after confirming there was no oncoming traffic in order to avoid getting caught up in the current and then get into my lane away from the lake.

    And at another point we spent about 10 minutes waiting for the people ahead of us to realize the traffic light had shut down and that they were supposed to treat it like a 4-way stop...

    Just barely avoided getting stuck behind a major accident on one of the drier major thoroughfares by noticing the red and blue flickers through the heavy vision obscuring rain and deciding it would be best to turn off and detour through a neighbourhood.

    And then, once the lesson was finally over, it starts to clear up.

    So at least I made it home without much danger, but, woof.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Castaras View Post
    I was gone? O.o

    Just been lurking and not posting much.
    Not posting is gone. You missed DeeRee's birthday! How could you miss your elder - triplet's birthday?
    You in your fancy dress, you were off waltzing on top of Phase with Exy weren't you?!
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    What's wrong with the fox trot? Although, I prefer the rumba for pretty much doing the exact same thing.

    And why are you Inigo Montoya armed with a katana?
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    What's wrong with the fox trot? Although, I prefer the rumba for pretty much doing the exact same thing.
    Exy is a fox. No fox puns allowed!

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Then is the tango off-limits or the only dance to dance from that rose I see within your lips?

    hmm, fair enough, I was just hoping it'd turn out to be funnier.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Castaras View Post
    Sneak and DD sitting in a tree...
    I can't be the only one who thinks they'd make a really cute couple.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    <_< I think you pretty much are. They're obviously heterosexual life partners in dynamic whacky shenanigans and antics.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    'lo from an apartment in New Jersey.

    ...

    ...



    It's very humid here.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Why would you be in New Jersey Dri? Sorry about the weather. It should clear up within a week though, right?

    Now, since when is Raiser Blade not spelled with a "1"?

    And, we have finally finished building that fence I've been complaining about. I can sleep again! Whee!

    @V: I can't imagine those areas would be safe for anyone to enter. . . New jersey hasn't gotten that uninhabitable yet, has it?
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    That's a horrible idea, Dry Rye. Don't you know how many chemical plants per capita there are in Jersey? Let's just hope you're not in one of those areas which women with ovaries aren't supposed to enter...
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    Let's just hope you're not in one of those areas which women with ovaries aren't supposed to enter...
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Yeah, which part of Jersey? You anywhere near the Hudson?

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

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    'lo from an apartment in New Jersey.

    ...

    ...



    It's very humid here.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    I'm not homeless anymore!

    See, we got a house, but our stuff wasn't here yet, so we didn't move in. Now it's here, and today (hopefully), we'll be moving in. It's a pretty nifty house, and one half of it sunk down maybe two centimeters, so the house is uneven.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    That's kind of cool! Is it an old house? What's it look like?
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

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    That's kind of cool! Is it an old house? What's it look like?
    It's not old, it actually has a slightly modern look. It's also a unique look that you find a lot in Southeast Asia. I'll take some pictures once we're all really moved in. (The SD reader on this laptop died. Need to reassemble the desktop. )
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    mmm... well hopefully the creaky floorboards are the worst you have to deal with from that. And they're not too bad either.

    Have a safe move-in.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    mmm... well hopefully the creaky floorboards are the worst you have to deal with from that. And they're not too bad either.
    You have obviously never seen what lives under floorboards...

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    I already went through a couple rooms lifting up loose floorboards. Nothing but dust, old hair, and a single, lonely, tiny ant.

    ...I was hoping for some kind of portal to another plane of existence, or at the very least a diary page from a dead person with a story to tell...
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    No, and I'm glad I haven't.

    What lives above them is bad enough.

    In other news. Hi, I'm Coidzor, and this is Jeremy Clarkson.

    He's beatboxing.
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