Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

[Destro_Yersul]

I looked under a floorboard once. I'm not sure what I saw, but I'm pretty sure it was [glowy eyes] an eldritch horror from beyond the cosmos. It stared at me with its many eyes, opening and closing mouths ringed with infinitely fine teeth. Surrounded by an aura of disgust and decay, it shifted its bulk to reveal a horrible array of tentacled limbs.[/glowy eyes] I fled then. I don't think it got me, and I shan't be going back to that house.

[Cyrano]

I looked under a floorboard once. I'm not sure what I saw, but I'm pretty sure it was [glowy eyes] an eldritch horror from beyond the cosmos. It stared at me with its many eyes, opening and closing mouths ringed with infinitely fine teeth. Surrounded by an aura of disgust and decay, it shifted its bulk to reveal a horrible array of tentacled limbs.[/glowy eyes] I fled then. I don't think it got me, and I shan't be going back to that house.

Well, that sounds like a pretty regular case of screw it we're doing Scrabble* now, b-words! Who's with me?

*Technically not Scrabble.

[Alteran]

Ack, I'm afraid I'm out again tonight. I need to be up in 8 hours. I should probably go to sleep soon.

[Cyrano]

Breaking news! I'm not sure I like any of you anymore! Especially you.

[Recaiden]

Breaking news! I'm not sure I like any of you anymore! Especially you.

That's alright. It's good that you came out and said it. Acceptance is the first step on the road to recovery. Who the recovery is for, I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm up for technically-not-scrabble. If 2 other people happen to appear. Which they won't.

[Cyrano]

That's alright. It's good that you came out and said it. Acceptance is the first step on the road to recovery. Who the recovery is for, I'm not sure. Anyway, I'm up for technically-not-scrabble. If 2 other people happen to appear. Which they won't.

I mean, technically I always knew that. I mean, ask my cousin, he is all up in that random dislike of people. But I try to be polite. I try. I try to ignore the feelings of rage bubbling up inside me, the omnipresent desire not just to harm but to humiliate, to crush, to absolutely destroy the minds of everyone I can reach. Sometimes it works! But when you refuse to play me in Fauxble, then we have problems.

[Rutskarn]

Breaking news! I'm not sure I like any of you anymore! Especially you.

Oh, we both know that's a lie, Bobanna. A filthy, filthy lie.

[Raiser Blade]

My heart was torn by D'anna dear
My love was shorn like a sheep to shear
And all along the creaky pier
The name was pounded in my ear
By waves of hate, oh D'anna Biers

[Cyrano]

Oh, we both know that's a lie, Bobanna. A filthy, filthy lie.

Bobanna? Bobanna? There's no Bob in my name, nevermind a need to feminize it. That name is just so ridiculously bizarre and, and, and cute that even if that statement was true, it certainly is no longer.

You have one chance to redeem yourself.

Face me. In the field of battle.

And when the corpses of butchered words putrefy under our feet, and we embrace in mutual respect above the pile of stinking dead, then I'll get to liking you again.

Effectiveness destroying edit: ^I bet there's a song under that, but I don't know what that is. Feel free to herald me around with it though.

Edit destroying edit: I don't even know what happened there, fixed now.

[Rutskarn]

Bobanna? Bobanna? There's no Bob in my name, nevermind a need to feminize it. That name is just so ridiculously bizarre and, and, and cute that even if that statement was true, it certainly is no longer.

You have one chance to redeem yourself.

Face me. In the field of battle.

And when the corpses of butchered words putrefy under our feet, and we embrace in mutual respect above the pile of stinking dead, then I'll get to liking you again.

No, s'like, Bobanna. Like D'anna Bo-banna Fo-fanna.

Nicknames. They're a schtick, understand? I've got a briefcase full of ones I use for playgrounders and a heavily guarded safe full of ones I'm relieved nobody's used on me.

[Cyrano]

No, s'like, Bobanna. Like D'anna Bo-banna Fo-fanna.

Nicknames. They're a schtick, understand? I've got a briefcase full of ones I use for playgrounders and a heavily guarded safe full of ones I'm relieved nobody's used on me.

D'anna Bo-banna Fo-fanna makes even less sense. Especially Bo-banna! My name starts BI, not BO! Listen, you, you, er, Pumpkin phalange. LEXULOUS DUEL. NAO.

[Raiser Blade]

and a heavily guarded safe full of ones I'm relieved nobody's used on me.

Hey Buttskarn.

Edit destroying edit: I don't even know what happened there, fixed now.

Disarmed by a word, how absurd.

[Rutskarn]

No, see, it works like that song. You know....Anna Bannana Fo-Fanna.

Your name is D'anna, so you get Bo-banna.

Hey Buttskarn.

That's not actually one of them.

A few free samples:

--Tutti Rutti

--Nutskarn

--The Chocolate Spammer

[Cyrano]

For the love of your ephemeral omnipotent being of choice, Rutskarn! Dost thou truly deny me satisfaction?

[Rutskarn]

I checked the multiplayer room for you. This conversation ensued.


Rutskarn says: Is Bobanna is the house?
msfoxxie says: nope
msfoxxie says: sorrry
Rutskarn says: Didn't know if they used an alias.
msfoxxie says: ah
msfoxxie says: ruts
msfoxxie says: what a name
Rutskarn says: If you see them, tell them they need to move the bodies by Friday.
msfoxxie says: oy
msfoxxie says: eekk
heartsandroses says: what?
Rutskarn says: The fuzz are gonna come down like a heap of bricks if we don't move fast.
Rutskarn says: Oh, and Lenny sleeps with the Keebler Elves.
heartsandroses says: wtf
Rutskarn says: Yeah. That's all.

[Raiser Blade]

I checked the multiplayer room for you. This conversation ensued.


Rutskarn says: Is Bobanna is the house?
msfoxxie says: nope
msfoxxie says: sorrry
Rutskarn says: Didn't know if they used an alias.
msfoxxie says: ah
msfoxxie says: ruts
msfoxxie says: what a name
Rutskarn says: If you see them, tell them they need to move the bodies by Friday.
msfoxxie says: oy
msfoxxie says: eekk
heartsandroses says: what?
Rutskarn says: The fuzz are gonna come down like a heap of bricks if we don't move fast.
Rutskarn says: Oh, and Lenny sleeps with the Keebler Elves.
heartsandroses says: wtf
Rutskarn says: Yeah. That's all.

I'm curious and bored. What multiplayer room?

[Cyrano]

I checked the multiplayer room for you. This conversation ensued.


Rutskarn says: Is Bobanna is the house?
msfoxxie says: nope
msfoxxie says: sorrry
Rutskarn says: Didn't know if they used an alias.
msfoxxie says: ah
msfoxxie says: ruts
msfoxxie says: what a name
Rutskarn says: If you see them, tell them they need to move the bodies by Friday.
msfoxxie says: oy
msfoxxie says: eekk
heartsandroses says: what?
Rutskarn says: The fuzz are gonna come down like a heap of bricks if we don't move fast.
Rutskarn says: Oh, and Lenny sleeps with the Keebler Elves.
heartsandroses says: wtf
Rutskarn says: Yeah. That's all.

Well, I was waiting for some bloody confirmation before I started checking into rooms with frightenable innocents in them. God, if I had know what you'd have done to those children!

Actually, I DO know what you did with them, and I don't know why I have to clean up after you. They got that spaghetti sauce EVERYWHERE.

[Rutskarn]

Right, I'm there, already.

Raiser: Just, you know. The room.

[Coidzor]

...That was a horrible game. That kid thought the room was his mama. That's just fifteen kinds of wrong.

Also, one of my friends IMed me that she was horny and then signed off.

Sometimes I hate my friends for being so weird.

[Player_Zero]

...That was a horrible game. That kid thought the room was his mama. That's just fifteen kinds of wrong.
Also, one of my friends IMed me that she was horny and then signed off.
Sometimes I hate my friends for being so weird.

To be fair, you're just as weird, weirdy.

[Rutskarn]

Yeah, Weirdface McWeird.

[Coidzor]

To be fair, you're just as weird, weirdy.

But of course, that's why we're friends with one another.

They just hate me right back, after all.

One big happy hating incestuous family.

[Cyrano]

Right, I'm there, already.

An admirable fight, Rutskarn. Skarnie. Karn. Karnivore. Karnival. Chili con Karne. There! I think I've got it.

[Rutskarn]

An admirable fight, Rutskarn. Skarnie. Karn. Karnivore. Karnival. Chili con Karne. There! I think I've got it.

Bah. Chili con Skarne. Leagues better.

[Player_Zero]

You're both awful and you should feel bad.

[Rutskarn]

Could be, bro. Broseph. Bromide. Bromeo and Juliet. Brotel California. Brozen Yogurt. Broach. Brodown. Brocreation. Bro-kerage firm. Miracle-Bro. Bro's Nest. Broken Glass. Cod and Broe. Broast Beef. Bro-st of Christmas Past. Bro-d Trip. Bro and Arrow. Exbrosive Runes. Larry, Bro, and Curly. Bro-stick, who boldly bros where no man has gone before.

[Player_Zero]

You just wanted an excuse to use that one twice. This is a technical foul and poor court conduct.

[Castaras]

Not posting is gone. You missed DeeRee's birthday! How could you miss your elder - triplet's birthday?
You in your fancy dress, you were off waltzing on top of Phase with Exy weren't you?!
Weren't you?!
How was it? Can a fox waltz anyway? And if anyone makes a crack about a foxtrot I will Smite! people most mightily.

I sowwy.
^.^ No fancy dress or waltzing involved, sorry to disappoint. ;P

[billtodamax]

*'fives Rutskarn*
That was awesome. I just had hockey training, and now my legs hurt. All is well.

[Phase]

*High fives self*

Way to go, last day of work!

Then... I have to write a research paper.

Ah... dash it all.