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    Quote Originally Posted by D'anna Biers View Post
    I always assumed that was a miasma.
    I'd still hit it.
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    No, no. It's an afro. He's a character from One Piece.

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    Player Zero: king of the pirates, king...of our hearts.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Player_Zero, if you're the King of our hearts, does that mean you're married to Diana?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamburlaine View Post
    Player_Zero, if you're the King of our hearts, does that mean you're married to Diana?
    Only if he's firmly on the "He's a girl" side of the fence, rather then the slightly less popular "She's a man" side.

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    I don't think I'm familiar with the fence that you're referring to...

    EDIT: Oh gods, I'm staying the hell away from that fence. *Shudders*
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    It's the fence between the real and the unreal, the figments of thought and the illusions of reality. The fence between knowledge and understanding, delusion and epiphany. The fence, in fact, of life and death.
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    It could use a fresh coat of paint.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    It's the fence between the real and the unreal, the figments of thought and the illusions of reality. The fence between knowledge and understanding, delusion and epiphany. The fence, in fact, of life and death.
    Incidentally, I'm sure that a fine young lad like you could paint the fence for five pounds, there's a good boy.
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    I don't think you understand. This is a fence outside of the sphere of human interaction. A fence erected beyond our feeble grasp on reality, in the miasma of things man cannot--should not--grasp. A fence that represents the futility of our endeavors and the pointlessness of our explorations.

    Make it 10 pounds even.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamburlaine View Post
    Player_Zero, if you're the King of our hearts, does that mean you're married to Diana?
    Yes. And since I am Rutskarn we're both married to it.

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    Yes. And since I am Rutskarn we're both married to it.
    . . . Nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Yes. And since I am Rutskarn we're both married to it.
    So. I don't really know the etiquette here, but I'm assuming one of us gets the couch.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Well it isn't me, I'm the king of the bed too.

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    Oh my god this day just keeps getting better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers View Post
    And the pirate king, if I remember correctly.

    Player Zero: king of the pirates, king...of our hearts.

    ...or at the very least tyrant and overlord of our souls, whichever's more convienent at the time.
    I though Player Zero was someone obsessed with undergarments and is looking for a whale, not king of the pirates. The king of the pirates might be some guy with stretchy limbs.
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    Well it isn't me, I'm the king of the bed too.
    Whose bed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Assassin89 View Post
    I though Player Zero was someone obsessed with undergarments and is looking for a whale, not king of the pirates. The king of the pirates might be some guy with stretchy limbs.
    I was just bored and felt like making a pointless and stupid Fallout 3 reference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Assassin89 View Post
    I though Player Zero was someone obsessed with undergarments and is looking for a whale, not king of the pirates. The king of the pirates might be some guy with stretchy limbs.
    That's my other avatar. That I used for about a week...

    Besides, Brook still cool.

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    Whoever I want's.

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    Oh my god this day just keeps getting better.
    What's the matter, lover?
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    I'm the king of awkwardly resisting advances and then going off to write bizarre dark humor stories, so I guess that works out, then.
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    All these kings...

    Well, um, I'm king of the, um Moon. I'm king of me, yes.

    Bow before me. Bow before my kingdom.
    Blogging is beneath me.

    Hence it's here in my sig.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    All these kings...

    Well, um, I'm king of the, um Moon. I'm king of me, yes.

    Bow before me. Bow before my kingdom.
    What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.

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    Oh yes they do. the Clangers live on the moon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slayer Draco View Post
    What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.
    Apart from the Clangers and the soup dragon, of course.

    EDIT: Curses, ninja'd again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slayer Draco View Post
    What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.
    Buzz Aldrin's secret bastard child does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slayer Draco View Post
    What kingdom? Nothing lives on the moon.
    Say that to my face!

    What? I-I can't hear-You'll have to speak up-

    I can't hear you, you're too far away. Look, just come up here and resolve it with me in my kingdom of myself. I wont shoot you.

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    Hence it's here in my sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    Say that too my face!
    Don't you mean say that to my phase?

    Aha. Ha! Hahaaha! Haha! Ha! Ha. Haha.

    Ha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    Buzz Aldrin's secret bastard child does.
    How come Michael Collins never gets any love?

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    Someone had to be the mommy.

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    I like Michael Collins, but Buzz has the cooler name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamburlaine View Post
    I like Michael Collins, but Buzz has the cooler name.
    When I was seven-ish, I was reading a book about Apollo 11, and I thought, "HAHAHA! 'Buzz Aldrin', that's like 'Buzz Lightyear', what a coincidence! Hahahaha! ...Wait...."

    The voice of Obi-Wan Kenobi surrounded me in mystical light:

    THAT'S NO COINCIDENCE! THAT'S A MARKETING PLOY!


    ...wow, I haven't told a joke that forced in a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    Say that to my face!

    What? I-I can't hear-You'll have to speak up-

    I can't hear you, you're too far away. Look, just come up here and resolve it with me in my kingdom of myself. I wont shoot you.

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    Whoa whoa whoa. There's no need for that now. Look, you and I have clearly got off on the wrong foot. I need you for power (werewolf), and you need me to follow you to boost your reputation. Why don't we just leave it at that and call it a day.

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