Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

[Recaiden]

That's pretty terrible Curly. I hope you don't get them too often. Cider bleeds much more freely than normal blood. But at least they got a vein with the first stab, yes?

[CurlyKitGirl]

And you've consumed it in such quantities that cider has replaced your blood?!
Has Curly secretly been binge drinking?

Oh no, we down 'ere in BUmpkin Land naturally have cider for blood. I've never actualy drunk the stuff, but it's like scumble. Made of mostly 'apples'.

That's pretty terrible Curly. I hope you don't get them too often. Cider bleeds much more freely than normal blood. But at least they got a vein with the first stab, yes?

Just took the plaster off. Massive bruise and what looks like two stab points.
I'm hoping to never have another blood test again. Painful.

[Player_Zero]

You're not supposed to get much of a bruise... Or bleed much afterwards.

Or maybe I am superhuman. SUPER_ZERO! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Woosh...

[CurlyKitGirl]

You're not supposed to get much of a bruise... Or bleed much afterwards.

Or maybe I am superhuman. SUPER_ZERO! AHAHAHAHAHA!

You're SUPER ZERO! Now get an avvie; think SUperman, but in black and white.
But my bruise is a leetle bigger than a 50p piece. That's not much of a bruise in comparison to things, but for a needle that's a big bruise.

[Player_Zero]

Wait, wait, can I be that evil clown from that Powerpuff Girls episode? The one that drained colour from stuff. That guy was awesome.

[Recaiden]

You're SUPER ZERO! Now get an avvie; think SUperman, but in black and white.
But my bruise is a leetle bigger than a 50p piece. That's not much of a bruise in comparison to things, but for a needle that's a big bruise.

That is very big for a blood test. If you had an injection, especially for say, tetanus or some sort of pox, that'd make more sense, as in my experience they bruise more easily.

Or perhaps the Britlander 50p piece is of a different size than I thought.

[Thufir]

Oh no, we down 'ere in BUmpkin Land naturally have cider for blood. I've never actualy drunk the stuff, but it's like scumble. Made of mostly 'apples'.

Hmm. A cheap route to drunkenness suggests itself. Take some of your own cider/blood, thus making you lightheaded and more susceptible to alcohol. Then drink it.
I'm also getting mental images of drunken bumpkin vampires.

[Supagoof]

You're not supposed to get much of a bruise... Or bleed much afterwards.

Or maybe I am superhuman. SUPER_ZERO! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Woosh...

We should form the Injustice League!

[Player_Zero]

I couldn't call myself capricious if I went standing on the side of anything now could I.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Wait, wait, can I be that evil clown from that Powerpuff Girls episode? The one that drained colour from stuff. That guy was awesome.

I 'a'nt ever seen that, so sure, why not? But nobody likes a clown. SUPER ZERO is now a super - villainous clown.
*shudders*

That is very big for a blood test. If you had an injection, especially for say, tetanus or some sort of pox, that'd make more sense, as in my experience they bruise more easily.

Or perhaps the Britlander 50p piece is of a different size than I thought.

It's the second largest or largest non - limited edition coin in British circulation I think; so pretty big.

Hmm. A cheap route to drunkenness suggests itself. Take some of your own cider/blood, thus making you lightheaded and more susceptible to alcohol. Then drink it.
I'm also getting mental images of drunken bumpkin vampires.

Self . . . vampirism?
Cannibalism of blood?


Drunken bumpkin vampires are funny though; I can imagine them now.

[Player_Zero]

Second largest. Two pound coins are bigger.

[Castaras]

Aha! But you were with Exy on the moon, aka Phase. What's the moon like?

Quite nice actually, very cold. Little thin atmosphere-wise though.

Also: remember your needle phobia with the fainting and all that?

I have it too.

*hugs*

I'm not looking forward to 6th form's 3 jabs we have to have... That will be fun. Especially as I was feeling slightly nauseous while trying to read your post. >.< (not your fault, it's just who I am)

[CurlyKitGirl]

Quite nice actually, very cold. Little thin atmosphere-wise though.

Glad y'had fun. And that you had a warm fox to snuggle into in that cold.

*hugs*

I'm not looking forward to 6th form's 3 jabs we have to have... That will be fun. Especially as I was feeling slightly nauseous while trying to read your post. >.< (not your fault, it's just who I am)

HPV jab?
They're not that bad really, the second one feels the worst. Sorry about the naseau inducing post; but I've never had such a thing happen before.
Horrible, but fascinating

[Hannes]

Is there anyone here who would like a bit of S-action?


As in, Starcraft action *rolls eyes*

[Player_Zero]

Saxaphone action was the first thing that came to my mind.

Also, you'd have more luck in Other Games. This 'ere is Scrabble country.

[Cyrano]

Speakin' of that there Scrabble...Risk, anyone?

[Rutskarn]

I would, but I have to wash my hair.

[Cyrano]

I would, but I have to wash my hair.

Oh come on! You didn't even have to say that! You could just have pretended you were offline, rather than crush all my hopes and dreams and self-esteem.

[Kaelaroth]

I would, but I have to wash my hair.

But that's what you said when I... I...
*runs away wailing*

[Cyrano]

But that's what you said when I... I...
*runs away wailing*

Wait! Maybe he just has greasy hair!

[Neko Toast]

*blinks* o.o

... I won't ask. *goes back to lurking*

[Kaelaroth]

Wait! Maybe he just has greasy hair!

... Yeah. That'd make my self-esteem feel better!
...
Till I wonder why we're both interested in one with such awful hair!

[Cyrano]

... Yeah. That'd make my self-esteem feel better!
...
Till I wonder why we're both interested in one with such awful hair!

That's a very good point.

[Hannes]

Actually, saying one has to wash their hair as an excuse for not doing something was a female practice.

Could it be that Ruts is secretly female?!

[Mando Knight]

Speakin' of that there Scrabble...Risk, anyone?

I would, but I still have places to go this year.

[Rutskarn]

Not to mention that, if the avatar is to be believed, I'm bald.

If the avatar is to be believed.

[Cristo Meyers]

Not to mention that, if the avatar is to be believed, I'm bald.

If the avatar is to be believed.

And who wouldn't trust such a trustworthy looking zombie...man...salesman...thing...?

[Hannes]

Not to mention that, if the avatar is to be believed, I'm bald.

If the avatar is to be believed.

One's images created on the internet are never true.

[Tiger Duck]

Mine is, and I'm offended that you implied otherwise.

[Player_Zero]

I would, but I have to wash my hair.

Incidentally, I'm just back from washing my hair. True story too.