Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

[Hannes]

Mine is, and I'm offended that you implied otherwise.

I can argue that it isn't 100% accurate, but that would just be arguing, wouldn't it?

No offense meant, dear sir. I apologize. *bows*

[Rutskarn]

Incidentally, I'm just back from washing my hair. True story too.

Stranger than fiction.

[Neko Toast]

Incidentally, I'm just back from washing my hair. True story too.

Is it really?

Do we have evidence of this?

[Player_Zero]

The persona I project is the persona of myself if I was posting on an internet forum.

Is it really?

Do we have evidence of this?

I do. Fairly conclusive evidence.

Stranger than fiction.

You must read some piss-poor books.

[Neko Toast]

I do. Fairly conclusive evidence.

Well, unless I see said evidence, then I cannot believe you.

[Tiger Duck]

I can argue that it isn't 100% accurate, but that would just be arguing, wouldn't it?

No offense meant, dear sir. I apologize. *bows*

I'll take the high ground and accept your apology

[Player_Zero]

Well, unless I see said evidence, then I cannot believe you.

I guess you'll just have to learn to trust people then.

[Hannes]

If people trusted other people over the internet, the 4 Word That Must Not Be Named would have the highest death rate of all the sites on the internet.

EDIT: Not implying that people on this site are like people on that site, though.

[Player_Zero]

So what you're saying is if you die on the interne tyou die in real life?!

[Hannes]

So what you're saying is if you die on the interne tyou die in real life?!

No, I'm saying that if you trust people on the internet too much and they tell you to kill yourself because that's the only possible action currently, and you kill yourself, you're going to end up ded. D-E-D - ded.

[Player_Zero]

Well that's hardly a joke at all. You need to work on your material, mister.

[Hannes]

Well that's hardly a joke at all. You need to work on your material, mister.

I don't joke. I state facts.

I had my funny bone removed so that I could withstand the attacks on my person made throughout the internet.

[Assassin89]

I don't joke. I state facts.

I had my funny bone removed so that I could withstand the attacks on my person made throughout the internet.

Wouldn't that severely affect your nervous system, causing a problem with pain receptors? The humorous is a bone, but a funny bone is a nerve.

[unstattedCommoner]

You must read some piss-poor books.

Player Zero and the Philosopher's Hairdryer

[Player_Zero]

That's not a book I've heard of.

[Hannes]

Wouldn't that severely affect your nervous system, causing a problem with pain receptors? The humorous is a bone, but a funny bone is a nerve.

That's why I sit behind my computer and only use my fingers. They're the only part of me still working.

[Phase]

I just got back from my colleagues taking me out to lunch for a goodbye.

Oh, and Player_Zero and the Chamber of Bathroom Rugs.

[Player_Zero]

Ah ha! Foiled! There is no rug in the bathroom!

[Hannes]

Ah ha! Foiled! There is no rug in the bathroom!

Who said it was your bathroom?

[Recaiden]

Ah ha! Foiled! There is no rug in the bathroom!

That's because it got taken to the Chamber.

Player Zero and the Prisoner of Impel Down? No, Lexulous?

[Hannes]

Player Zero and the Order of the Minx?

[Thufir]

You missed a book. Player_Zero and the Goblet of ... what? I'm out of ideas, I'm afraid.
Though I'm tempted to try writing a series for the shipping thread with these titles.

[Hannes]

Player Zero and the Goblet of Mire, perhaps?

[Player_Zero]

Goblet of penis err, inappropriate phrases.

Also, I'll be in the Multiplayer Room for scrabble if anyone wants.

[Hannes]

What the hell is the Multiplayer Room?

[Player_Zero]

The room .

[Hannes]

That's not very helpful, you know...

[Player_Zero]

You're not very helpful! But I'll be forgiven, because I am beautiful.

[Recaiden]

What the hell is the Multiplayer Room?

It's part of Lexulous.com Our Totally-not-scrabble-because-scrabble-is-trademarked-honest site.

The Goblet of Tea?
The Salesman Prince?
I can't think of a seventh.

[Hannes]

I'll second that. I'll be forgiven, because I'm very beautiful!