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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    These four walls are closing in. Look at the fix you've put me in.

    I would go on a walk but Nottingham is by far the worst place in the world...

    How does everyone else cope with the boredom?

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    These four walls are closing in. Look at the fix you've put me in.

    I would go on a walk but Nottingham is by far the worst place in the world...

    How does everyone else cope with the boredom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    These four walls are closing in. Look at the fix you've put me in.

    I would go on a walk but Nottingham is by far the worst place in the world...

    How does everyone else cope with the boredom?
    Home-invade the elderly, see if they have a console you can play on.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    I'm learning a new RPG system at the moment.

    Burning Wheel. It's heavy stuff. Very heavy. I don't think my group would be able to learn it without putting up a lot of resistance.

    But hey, the internet told them 4E was bad so now my original game has been well and truly scuppered I've got to learn a new system instead.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl View Post
    Heeee.
    Doctor's appointment today. FOund out I may have polycystisticalitis ovaries. Or something.
    Hooray for potential sterility! Or hard times conceiving or something!
    More research is needed.
    My mom had the same thing in her late teens. They had all sorts of dire warnings about sterility. ...And then she got pregnant the first time she tried. Also the second. And then twice by accident.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by D'anna Biers View Post
    Home-invade the elderly, see if they have a console you can play on.
    Foolish. The elderly shun such newfangled devices.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Foolish. The elderly shun such newfangled devices.
    Check the local papers, it seems that every couple of weeks an old folks home discovers Wii Sports and goes to the newspaper.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Glug View Post
    Check the local papers, it seems that every couple of weeks an old folks home discovers Wii Sports and goes to the newspaper.
    Yes, it seems like that sort of thing would be old news now, considering how many old folks homes have done it.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Foolish. The elderly shun such newfangled devices.
    As if the "newfangled devices" were the prize.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by D'anna Biers View Post
    As if the "newfangled devices" were the prize.
    You mean to say that the act of breaking into an old person's house should be amusing? How ungentlemanly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    You mean to say that the act of breaking into an old person's house should be amusing? How ungentlemanly.
    You said you were bored. I didn't say anything about either moral or fun. I just said exciting.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Feasibility is implied. Would you recommend the Moon as a good destination for a holiday too?

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Feasibility is implied. Would you recommend the Moon as a good destination for a holiday too?
    No no no, see, I just said ruining the lives of old folks is immoral, not that it's not easy.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Well, he is fun to ride if you can afford the saddle...

    *blink*

    *blink*

    ...Why does this strange gopher creature insist upon us viewing it as female?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'anna Biers View Post
    No no no, see, I just said ruining the lives of old folks is immoral, not that it's not easy.
    It would be harder for a gentleman such as myself to perform such a deed than to, say, sculpt Pluto into a masterpiece sculpture by eye using my force of will.

    This boredom is driving me to melancholy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Well, he is fun to ride if you can afford the saddle...

    *blink*

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    ...Why does this strange gopher creature insist upon us viewing it as female?
    What on Eris' nine hojillion fingernails are you talking aboot?

    PZ, why don't you describe your situation in more detail? Where do you live? What can you do there? Why can't I track your IP to it's physical location?

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    He lives in a cage in my back garden where I force him to dance for guests. Don't worry, I'll send the monkey in soon, Mr. Zero.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Hello peoples.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Hi, Nameless Wonder!

    *grabs and dances polka with*

    <_< Phase is fun to ride if you have a moon-sized saddle to fit him?

    >_> Groundhog is ranting about being a woman/female in her signature. I only just noticed it.

    <_< These are what I'm going on aboot.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Hi, Nameless Wonder!

    *grabs and dances polka with*
    Greetings my hard rocking amigo.
    I am very tired. :3
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    I don't know who's in your cage, Dogboy, but I'm far too beautiful to be held captive.

    It is because my sheer brilliance stops all forms of information gathering including but not limited to scrying, upon entails, crystal ball, you name it, being looked up and wild speculation too.

    But really, I'm unmotivated. I need some sort of muse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    >_> Groundhog is ranting about being a woman/female in her signature. I only just noticed it.
    Well, it may have helped, offensive as it can be. I had been sure that certain posters were actually males who had swapped their gender symbols for BG week or some other joke. And vice-versa.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    It is because my sheer brilliance stops all forms of information gathering including but not limited to scrying, upon entails, crystal ball, you name it, being looked up and wild speculation too.
    Like...life?
    Hardly gentlemanly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Feasibility is implied. Would you recommend the Moon as a good destination for a holiday too?
    Wha-what?

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    I know why the caged PZ sings.

    Why so tired, Nameless?
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    I know why the caged PZ sings.

    Why so tired, Nameless?
    Well. it's almost 25 past 12 and I wake up early for work. :3

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    Wha-what?

    How droll. Why, I laughed there for a full 40, 45 seconds.

    Quote Originally Posted by D'anna Biers View Post
    Like...life?
    Hardly gentlemanly.
    Now that doesn't even make sense.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Player_Zero View Post
    Now that doesn't even make sense.
    Life is considered a form of information gathering and storage, and not just memory but even such things as DNA. You're saying your very presence would inhibit this process, causing death or bizarre mutation in any being with a clear line of sight to your, admittedly glorious, visage.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by D'anna Biers View Post
    Life is considered a form of information gathering and storage, and not just memory but even such things as DNA. You're saying your very presence would inhibit this process, causing death or bizarre mutation in any being with a clear line of sight to your, admittedly glorious, visage.
    I know what you meant. It still doesn't make sense. It's a leap in logic.

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