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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    You're too arrogant. There is no Escape from my victory.
    Escape? Escape?! I'll Jump in the Fire to finish this contest.
    "Maybe I'm Gigachad?"

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    I support others' decisions to have hot sweaty make outs with themselves even if I do not wish to do so myself.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    I support others' decisions to have hot sweaty make outs with themselves even if I do not wish to do so myself.
    I am starting to seriously adore your unquoted responses to things that happened ages in the past. It's ridiculously cute.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mud View Post
    Escape? Escape?! I'll Jump in the Fire to finish this contest.
    Hah, I shall save you from the fire and subject you to a slow Creeping Death
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Did you hear about Taft?

    Blamed the viking, he did.

    Also, me mum just came back from abroad and I spent the last minutes unloading her things with the message unsent.

    So, all in all, I think I love you, Soni-k-err... Female PZ/Rutskarn/Trifecta.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    Hah, I shall save you from the fire and subject you to a slow Creeping Death
    As they say, To live is to die.
    "Maybe I'm Gigachad?"

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    This is a test of the emergency new avatar system.

    EDIT: Yeah, that needs some work right there.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    I don't know any Metallica songs, so I'll write a short story.

    Once upon a time there was a noble and gracious man living in the mountains. Every morning he would walk onto his porch and watch the birds fly to the top of the mountain. He always wanted to climb to the top of the mountain himself, but he could never make the journey.

    He sulked for several days, before deciding to visit the witch in the village at the base of the mountains. "Please, witch" he said, "let me get to the top of the mountain like the birds." He paid his respects and the witch wished him luck. The next morning the man awoke to find that, in place of his arms, there were now wings.

    He immediately jumped out his window and flew to the top of the mountain. He had reached the summit, and he cried out in joy. Unfortunately the man could no longer pick anything up, and the people in the village killed him for his freakish nature.


    Moral of the story: Being different is bad! Don't be different!

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    *sigh* No more fake scrubbing.


    I am currently concentrating on RL stuffs. If you need me PM me.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Oooh, shiny hat, Rust... *Deer eyes.*

    Also. My god! My subconscious is off its medication or something! I keep getting bizarre dreams. Like going to my new college, and it being generally wonky. Bad trip dreams. Or something.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Okay, the new version is much better.

    @Phase: Alternate moral: modern physics and aerodynamic comprehension beat crazy voodoo magic every time.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    For English class, my friend once wrote a story about a young wolf who challenged the cruel, hateful old wold who was the leader of the pack. The young wolf failed, and was torn apart by the older one. The moral of the story was basically "don't try". Depressing story...

    Or maybe the moral should be "don't fight with wolves"? That would be pretty reasonable.
    Last edited by Alteran; 2009-07-30 at 10:42 PM.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Thes Hunter View Post
    *sigh* No more fake scrubbing.
    Oh, so no more joking around as if a mod had censored your post? Where's the announcement?
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    Oh, so no more joking around as if a mod had censored your post? Where's the announcement?
    The abomination banana thread.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    This is a test of the emergency new avatar system.

    EDIT: Yeah, that needs some work right there.
    @_@ I am suddenly reminded of the "Squidward is handsome" episode

    Also this is a reference to how Rutstiamat makes me feel on the inside.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    @_@ I am suddenly reminded of the "Squidward is handsome" episode

    Also this is a reference to how Rutstiamat makes me feel on the inside.
    Slightly dizzy/nauseous, tainted by cliche dance-floor music?
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Morals and Aesops are common and never make any sense. Let me see if I can list a few:

    • Love will save you from death. Yeah.
    • Don't fall in love.
    • Don't gamble.
    • Don't live next-door to bums.
    • Don't want more for yourself.
    • Never be a scapegoat/have sex with an unmarried woman.
    • Never proselytize to aliens.
    • Don't do science.
    • Don't break into the fifth dimension.
    • Don't ****ing die, mother****er!

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    Morals and Aesops are common and never make any sense. Let me see if I can list a few:

    • Love will save you from death. Yeah.
    • Don't fall in love.
    • Don't gamble.
    • Don't live next-door to bums.
    • Don't want more for yourself.
    • Never be a scapegoat/have sex with an unmarried woman.
    • Never proselytize to aliens.
    • Don't do science.
    • Don't break into the fifth dimension.
    • Don't ****ing die, mother****er!
    Also: screw being educated, sensible, or respectful. The only way to get anything done is to be a devil-may-care backstabbing scoundrel who ignores the sensible way of doing things and gets his compatriots killed.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Thes Hunter View Post
    *sigh* No more fake scrubbing.
    I'm sorry to have ruined things for you.

    *sniffs and falls to his knees*

    C-C-can you ever forgive me?


    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    Slightly dizzy/nauseous, tainted by cliche dance-floor music?
    To a T. Kiss me, you foolish three-torso'd draco-taur.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    To a T. Kiss me, you foolish three-torso'd draco-taur.
    Bhhhrrrrr.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    Bhhhrrrrr.
    You have three torsos? What do you keep in them? Does anyone want to play a free online Scrabble clone with me?

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by D'anna Biers View Post
    You have three torsos? What do you keep in them? Does anyone want to play a free online Scrabble clone with me?
    I'll play. Not very well, but I'll play.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Writing right now, Bobanna, otherwise I'd be all over that. Or at least, like, a 54% coverage.

    I just realized that since you don't have an avvy, I've just been envisioning you as the Announcer from TF2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'anna Biers View Post
    You have three torsos? What do you keep in them? Does anyone want to play a free online Scrabble clone with me?
    Lexulous? We still go there? I'd be up for it.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    I'm interested too, I assume 4 people works? What's the site I should go to, and is there any specific group to select?

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Better than the real Twilight.

    Warning, rather NSFW. It's Cracked, guys.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Alteran View Post
    I'm interested too, I assume 4 people works? What's the site I should go to, and is there any specific group to select?
    Lexulous.com The Multiplayer room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raz_Fox View Post
    He takes normality and reason and turns them UP TO 11!
    Quote Originally Posted by Anarion View Post
    Recaiden, stop using your mastery of the English language to confuse the issue.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    Writing right now, Bobanna, otherwise I'd be all over that. Or at least, like, a 54% coverage.

    I just realized that since you don't have an avvy, I've just been envisioning you as the Announcer from TF2.
    Trust me, when it comes to me, 54% is all you need.

    P.S. I don't play TF2 but he can't be that bad if he's disembodied and personality-less.

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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    ^:D'anna: "She"

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    Better than the real Twilight.

    Warning, rather NSFW. It's Cracked, guys.
    Your Link done broked all out now son.
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    Default Re: Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124

    Also, the Announcer has a hell of a personality. And as of fan efforts that have gotten the Valve stamp of approval, she technically has a body.
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