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Thread: Douglas Adams... :D
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2006-06-10, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah. Why, in the movie, was the ship shaped like a teacup? Why wasn't shaped like a running shoe?
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2006-06-10, 10:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Tomb Raven
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2006-06-10, 10:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Tomb Raven
TR, aren't you German? Do Germans have a sense of humor :D ?
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2006-06-10, 10:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Dunno... and the doors didnt say " glad to be of service etc," they just sighed which made me sigh. Ah well i can understand why they didnt do so much in the movie. I liked the adition of the temple sermon to the great grean archleseizure and the comming of the great white handkerchief.
my fav quote:
"The Hagamemnon would have done to Charles Darwin about the same as what a group of Alcturan Stunt Apples would have done to Sir. Isaac Newto"
*i buggered the quote a bit but have no referance on hand to correct with
EDIT: Lol no i am not german i mearly live here. im half English half Polish. And no germans dont have a sense of humour. I am allowed to make fun of any nation i like cos im British :P and we are allowed ot do that cos we can take the piss out of ourselves just as well :P
Bah i know generalising is bad. I know loads of nice and intelligent americans and i know a lot of erm... typical ones. You cant really generalise about anything but im going to never the less.
Im sure there are good Douglas Quotes that directly would benefit my defence in this position but i cnat think of any :( except for his description of new york"I was born a cynical bastard, and ill die a cynical bastard"
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2006-06-10, 11:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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I think it's fair to say that Brits and Americans have different senses of humor. This is quite clear when you watch American sitcoms and British sitcoms.
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2006-06-10, 11:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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True, which is why the magority of americans dont find british humour funny. *shrug* although nowadays the hip brit prolly wouldnt get it either. whats the world comming to.
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2006-06-10, 11:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Do Brits find American stuff funny? Or is just too funny for you guys?
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2006-06-10, 11:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Tomb Raven
Of course, we like Canadian humor too, such as the Red Green show.
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2006-06-10, 11:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, if you were raised American, your ancestry probably has little to do with your sense of humor. More of a cultural thing.
Scientists have yet to find the funny gene.
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2006-06-10, 11:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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I think I have a funny gene. It's located somewhere near my elbow.
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2006-06-10, 11:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Im sure they do it being so base :P
No im kidding, yeah we like it. I especialy liek a lot of the simpsons and futurama. It realy very funny.
Anyway i think this is kinda drifting so lets shake hands and make up.
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2006-06-10, 11:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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I especialy liek a lot of the simpsons and futurama.
American humor is loud and obvious. Compare the stand up Robin Williams and Jim Carrey (originally a Canadian) with Eddie Izzard.
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2006-06-11, 05:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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So what about those Americans who find that the English get their jokes far better than their fellow Americans do?
This board is probably CHOCK full of them, actually.
Case in point:
When I was about 13, at school, we were supposed to fill in the end of a sentence for English class. "Make it funny!" the teacher told us.
The sentence: "Gilbert believes in himself, but ________________."
Everyone else in the class had some variation on "but he shouldn't throw himself off buildings." Or "but he shouldn't try to fly." (essentially the same thing, anyway..)
Mine was, "but others prefer more mainstream religions."
I thought I had comedy GOLD. (Well, yes, I was 13.) When I read mine, though, not only did nobody laugh.. but nobody could seem to understand what the humor was supposed to BE. A few moments of awkward silence, and the English teacher sort of fumbles, "Well.. it's a very DRY kind of humor."
Then again, I'm a confirmed Anglophile.. seen it all from Jeeves and Wooster to Mulberry; thought the HHG (hey, original topic, fancy meeting you here) was the funniest book ever the first time I read it, currently have a British flag hanging on the door to my room (funny things you find cleaning) and frankly, I am DYING to put the "u" back in "humour." Don't have clearance, though. Is there a form you have to fill out? Can I get authorisation authorization while I'm at it, or is that a seperate ministry?
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2006-06-11, 06:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Tomb Raven
Also, i think the randomness of the towel makes it funny, it's a towel for Bob's sake!
Originally Posted by Gary_HowardAvatar by Gengy
Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great White Shark, suddenly you've gone 'too far'.
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2006-06-11, 07:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Gary_Howard
Personaly i would have writen.
but he doesnt want to encourage a new form of streat art.
or
but he doesnt believe in pop art.
hmmm British stand ups are also realy good Jasper Carrot for example is one of my favourites. Old now :( i dont watch much tv anymore so i dunno any realy new ones.
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2006-06-11, 08:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Gary_Howard
Spoonless Jedi: You built your own computer? At the age of Seven? Dear god, I do hope you work for NASA or somethign so my puny little ego doesn't have to poof out of existence (seriously, what the hell?). Wait a second, your born on a leap year day and count your age as the number of birthdays you've had don't you?
Hitchhikers Guide to Galaxy: I don't get it.Brevity is the soul of wit
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2006-06-11, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Gary_Howard
On the topic of American humor, has How I Met Your Mother made it overseas yet? It's the only sitcom I watch these days. Who knew "Doogie Howser" could be so funny.
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2006-06-11, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Cyr
Coincidentally, I've always been fascinated with our leap-year system, and would be thrilled to have a birthday on February 29. Sadly, my parents did not take this into consideration when spawning me.
Thanks for the ego-boost, though, Cyr. ^_^
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2006-06-11, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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I don't Gary Howard, that made me laugh quite a bit.
Personally, I loved the Hitchhiker's Guide, and to a lesser extent Dirk Gently, and they're right up there with Discworld for funniest books I've ever read.
As for English vs. American humour/-or I am an American, but generally prefer British. Some of the funniest movies I've ever watched are Holy Grail and the Life of Brian (not Meaning of Life, it didn't appeal to me), and I just finished watching the boxed set of Flying Circus. Of course, Monty Python is not the be all, end all of British humour, but the only thing I found with it being really not funny was near the end of the series where it just sort of fizzeld out for me. And in fact, the biggest problem I had there was that it felt like they had some very good joke, but they were killing them by trying to squeeze too many of them into each sketch and being drowned in the attempted comedy. Some of the links and recurring jokes used between their sketches were hilarious, namely the one used in the Travel Agency episode where the phone rings and the person answers it, says "yes" several times and then takes off his shoe, tells the size, puts it back on, says "yes some more,...
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Originally Posted by SisquiOriginally Posted by Jozef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski
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2006-06-11, 09:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Praise Adams! Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was!
Seriously, I can't stand to let this thread sink to the nether reaches of "not the first page." Yeah, I know the conversation died, but... but... this is the greatest thread ever!"Why do we DnD players have large collections of colorful, shiny dice? Because we figure we might as well not get laid in style."
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2006-06-12, 12:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by SpoonlessJediTake the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
The irony is that my favorite colors are black and red, and I almost always play chaotic good characters.
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2006-06-12, 07:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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So how about you tell us your favourite douglas adams quotes?
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Ill post some of mine later"I was born a cynical bastard, and ill die a cynical bastard"
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2006-06-12, 11:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Favorite quotes? Do you really want to do that, because just about anything he said could be considered a great quote. Here are a couple that I can think of right off the top of my head:
I teleported home one night
With Rob, and Sid, and Meg
Rob stole Meggie's heart away
And I got SIdney's leg.
You are the most benightedly unintelligent piece of organic matter that it has ever been my most supreme displeasure not being able to avoid meeting.
Cardinal Ximinez by Mephibosheth
Originally Posted by SisquiOriginally Posted by Jozef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski
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We apologize for the inconvenience.
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2006-06-12, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Oh no, not again"
If you think my screen name was randomly chosen out of a hat, you are much mistaken.
My all time favorite line is:
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."Pirate Motto:Wherever you go,
There you arrrr.
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2006-06-12, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Another one:
"I'd trust him ot the end of the Earth."
"And when is that exactly?"
"Oh, about twelve minutes"Cardinal Ximinez by Mephibosheth
Originally Posted by SisquiOriginally Posted by Jozef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski
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2006-06-13, 09:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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2006-06-13, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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i have only read the first three and they are fatastic
i need to get around to reading the rest ...
but they rock hardcore!
and he is a geniusCthulhu for president : don't accept the lesser of two evils.
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2006-06-17, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Am I the only one who has read The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul?! :(
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
The irony is that my favorite colors are black and red, and I almost always play chaotic good characters.
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2006-06-17, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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I did and the other Dirk Gently, and they were good as well. I can't put my finger on which was better: those or the Hitchhiker's Guides.
"Let's go out and meet the ineffeable, and see if it might be effed after all."Cardinal Ximinez by Mephibosheth
Originally Posted by SisquiOriginally Posted by Jozef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski