Bleachitp VII: Who likes Short Shorts

[KnightDisciple]

Indocrinate, return her to the glorious ways of hollow life. To the servitude of Toho.

It's pretty much mindrape.

Again, I'm shocked in retrospect by the hypocrisy of Mia. She's so upset at what Nukari does. But I bet she wouldn't bat an eye at Von Geister mindraping legions of people.

Including small defenseless girls.

[strawberryman]

If Von Geister is evil enough she probably doesn't know he could.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

Behold! The true face of fear:

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[Draken]

In her defense. She would never be any wiser. Von Geister is very secretive about the most vicious aspects of his dealings.


@ Hadrian:

...

Ew.

[Innis Cabal]

Behold! The true face of fear:

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Thats awful. But your not, so I forgive you. Now about that lobster dinner

[Hadrian_Emrys]

I worry that my sense of humor will be the end of me one of these days.

As for dinner, that image has robbed me of my will to eat.

[Innis Cabal]

I worry that my sense of humor will be the end of me one of these days.

As for dinner, that image has robbed me of my will to eat.

Oh thats fine, its not done so for me, so you can pay

[Hadrian_Emrys]

Oh thats fine, its not done so for me, so you can pay

Glutton.

[Innis Cabal]

Glutton.

For punishment mostly.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

This is the part where I crack a joke about touching something with a ten foot pole, followed by a post that relates to the game.

[strawberryman]

And now, randomly, updated cast height/weight lists:

Male

Height

1. Carcharadon Drakefast: 16'0"/488cm
2. Onis: 14'0"/427cm
3. Baudelio Abasolo: 10'3"/312cm-30'2"/919cm
4. Ajax Quartermaine: 6'8"/203cm
5. Morgan Shakespeare: 6'6"/198cm
6. • Satoshi Tsukami: 6'4"/193cm
   • Erscheinung Von Geister: 6'4"/193cm
7. • Shiaki Koujin: 6'3"/191cm
   • Tsuo: 6'3"/191cm
8. • Xavier Adam Ryder: 6'2"/188cm
   • Ikaru Vasae: 6'2"/188cm
   • Ikaru Kusato: 6'2"/188cm
   • Hans Rojak: 6'2"/188cm
   • Aléjandro Mendez: 6'2"/188cm
   • Kinkuzo Kukakya: 6'2"/188cm
   • Luther Emmanuel Wilson: 6'2"/188cm
9. Ao the Iconoclast: 6'1"/185cm
10. • Tyler Halstein: 6'0"/183cm
    • Kotetsu Hideki: 6'0"/183cm
    • Leonardo: 6'0"/183cm
    • Ruy Crecendiero: 6'0"/183cm
    • Shimazu Ijuin: 6'0"/183cm
11. Ryuunosuke Kenji : 5'11"/180cm
12. • Hector Dietrich: 5'10"/178cm
    • Hayashi Takeshi: 5'10"/178cm
    • Kira: 5'10"/178cm
13. • Tsukino Nukari: 5'9"/175cm
    • Siegfried Bieber: 5'9"/175cm
    • Nannan Abishai: 5'9"/175cm
14. • Ran Kang Gokudo: 5'8"/173cm
    • Nazo Metta: 5'8"/173cm
    • Nico: 5'8"/173cm
    • Lance "Quicksilver" Delaney: 5'8"/173cm
15. • Toho: 5'5"/165cm
    • Maeda Katsuhito: 5'5"/165cm
16. Giriko: 5'2"/157cm

Weight

1. Carcharadon Drakefast: 2600lb/1179kg
2. Onis: 882lb/400kg
3. Baudelio Abasol: 389lb/176kg-2548lb/1156kg
4. Kinkuzo Kukakya: 320lb/145kg
5. Ajax Quartermaine: 250lb/113kg
6. Morgan Shakespeare: 238lb/108kg
7. Satoshi Tsukami: 225lb/102kg
8. Luther Emmanuel Wilson: 200lb/91kg
9. • Tyler Halstein: 195lb/88kg
   • Aléjandro Mendez: 195lb/88kg
10. Shiaki Koujin: 187lb/85kg
11. Tsuo: 179lb/81kg
12. • Xavier Adam Ryder: 175lb/79kg
    • Ikaru Vasae: 175lb/79kg
13. Ikaru Kusato: 165lb/75kg
14. • Siegfried Bieber: 160lb/73kg
    • Ruy Crecendiero: 160lb/73kg
15. Kotetsu Hideki: 158lb/72kg
16. • Tsukino Nukari: 157lb/71kg
    • Nannan Abishai: 157lb/71kg
17. Nazo Metta: 156lb/71kg
18. • Hector Dietrich: 155lb/70kg
    • Ryuunosuke Kenji: 155lb/70kg
    • Kira: 155lb/70kg
19. Ran Kang Gokudo: 154lb/70kg
20. Nico: 150lb/68kg
21. Lance "Quicksilver" Delaney: 140lb/64kg
22. • Erscheinung Von Geister: 137lb/62kg
    • Shimazu Ijuin: 137lb/62kg
23. Toho: 136lb/62kg
24. Maeda Katsuhito: 130lb/59kg
25. Giriko: 100lb/45kg
26. Hans Rojak: 95lb/43kg

Ao the Iconoclast: ???lb/???kg


Female

Height

1. Persephone: 12'0"/366cm
2. Shoken: 6'1"/185cm
3. Watanabe Yumi: 6'0"/183cm
4. Oboro Kuenai: 5'7"/170cm
5. • Elizabeth Rosemarie/Vanessa: 5'6"/168cm
   • Sandra Von Geister: 5'6"/168cm
   • Alicia Eve Ryder: 5'6"/168cm
   • Sora: 5'6"/168cm
6. Gabrielle Von Geister: 5'4"/163cm
7. • Helena Von Geister: 5'2"/157cm
   • Hitomi Gokudo: 5'2"/157cm
8. Eirene Klossner: 5'0"/152cm
9. Viatrix Klossner: 4'11"/150cm
10. Honoka Ami: 3'10"/117cm

Weight

1. Persephone: 360lb/163kg
2. Sandra Von Geister: 150lb/68kg
3. Watanabe Yumi: 140lb/64kg
4. Oboro Kuenai: 138lb/63kg
5. Elizabeth Rosemarie/Vanessa: 135lb/61kg
6. Gabrielle Von Geister: 130lb/59kg
7. Helena Von Geister: 126lb/57kg
8. Eirene Klossner: 112lb/51kg
9. Alicia Eve Ryder: 110lb/50kg
10. Viatrix Klossner: 108lb/49kg
11. Hitomi Gokudo: 101lb/46kg
12. Honoka Ami: 56lb/25kg

[KnightDisciple]

Deadtiming.

Satoshi: Brooding in his cave office/quarters.

Tyler: Sleeping in a pocket dimension.

Luther: Going over some data back in the real world, then catching some rest.

Hector: Working.

[Sucrose]

Deadtiming.

Siegfried: Observing whatever's going on in Kachisuke Cave
Ajax: Heading back to the boss, to see if there's anything he has to do

[Zarah]

Alright, I'm going to be planning to make one more Masato training post (probably tomorrow), then I'll put the ball in everyone else's court and wait for the execution ceremony to show up again. So basically, I just wanted to let people know and to hopefully start putting everything into motion. There's already been a lot of leading up to it, but now's the time to actually get everyone into position.

Let's make this a big event, people.

[tgva8889]

PS, I got in contact with a friend, hopefully I can get help with that translation from someone who actually knows the language. So maybe I'll be there for something, yay!

[Innis Cabal]

Alright, I'm going to be planning to make one more Masato training post (probably tomorrow), then I'll put the ball in everyone else's court and wait for the execution ceremony to show up again. So basically, I just wanted to let people know and to hopefully start putting everything into motion. There's already been a lot of leading up to it, but now's the time to actually get everyone into position.

Let's make this a big event, people.

Everyone cheer for your god Zarah!

Oh and hey, where is my Abishai Avvi :PPP kidding kidding

[Zarah]

Everyone cheer for your god Zarah!

Oh and hey, where is my Abishai Avvi :PPP kidding kidding

I still can't find a proper description of his final form. Is it on the wiki?


Also, uh, I guess I can scrap the "one more post" thing now that everyone else has shown up at the cave. I wasn't really counting on anyone else appearing, so this could take longer than I expected. And since half of them are deadtimed now, there's not much more that can be done tonight.

[strawberryman]

Damn that Viatrix and her convenient pocket dimension!

[Innis Cabal]

I still can't find a proper description of his final form. Is it on the wiki?


Also, uh, I guess I can scrap the "one more post" thing now that everyone else has shown up at the cave. I wasn't really counting on anyone else appearing, so this could take longer than I expected. And since half of them are deadtimed now, there's not much more that can be done tonight.

I pm'd it to you a long while back, so its really no worries, i'll send it to you over MSN when I find it >.>

[Ganurath]

Hey, the power's back!

Hey, naked Von Geister is missing his Hollow pauldrons!

Hey, all this mindrape we talk about Ersch doing is still hypothetical, so Mia isn't a hypocrite!

Hey, I still haven't gotten a chance to drop hints that Taniko's deliberately being sloppy with the autopsies to explain her error!

[strawberryman]

Deadtime for moi.

Vanessa: Plotting her run for Tercera.

Nukari: Still wandering...

Viatrix: Hanging out on Kachisuke Mountain between the cave and her PD.

Yumi: In sushi bar. On a date Getting to know a candidate to date Ran.

Lance: Wandering the Seireitei, looking for trouble (or rather, troublemakers).

Wolfgang: Laying in PD, depressed.

Honokas: In apartment. Ami: Being cute as usual.

[Innis Cabal]

Hey, I still haven't gotten a chance to drop hints that Taniko's deliberately being sloppy with the autopsies to explain her error!

/gasp!!!!

Just kidding, though honestly, the autopsies would be easy. Most of them were crushed to death

[Ganurath]

/gasp!!!!

Just kidding, though honestly, the autopsies would be easy. Most of them were crushed to death

Well, that would similarly make them easy to make "mistakes" in determining time of death on, right?

[Innis Cabal]

Well, that would similarly make them easy to make "mistakes" in determining time of death on, right?

Severe blunt force truma usually makes things...hard to gauge ya...I mean...other then the fact that something hard hit them...and killed them. Espcially when your crushed under the weight of...buildings. What few didn't perish by their very bodies being turned into paste were cut up with a sword and such as they. So still, someone with her skill could say what ever she wanted. Whose going to ask to see the bodies after her?

[H. Zee]

*lassos*

Oh no you aren't!

Anyway, you want Shiru with jaw and arms or without?

Ideally I'd want him with his Chad-esque Hollow arms and his Vizard mask, where the bottom of the mask forms the lower jaw and the top of the mask sits on top of his head like this. Only on the very top of his head, so he can pull it down like a visor. And instead of one big horn it has two curling ram's horns on either side.

And a cigarette in his mouth. Shirubaru's mouth, not the mask's.

If that's okay, obviously. Sorry, I know it's quite a workload.

EDIT:

Naked Von Geister is watching you.

[horngeek]

Actually, someone else can take the Don guy, I've had an idea...

A shinigami who's Zanpaktou is focused not around offence or defence, but binding in the same way as bakudo.

What do you guys think? It would be interesting to do in combat...

[tgva8889]

A shinigami who's Zanpaktou is focused not around offence or defence, but binding in the same way as bakudo.

What do you guys think? It would be interesting to do in combat...

*thumbs up*

...despite having rather little pull here.

[horngeek]

No, it's fine. Opinions are good, no matter who from.

[H. Zee]

*thumbs up*

...despite having rather little pull here.

In Bleachitp, everyone's opinions are equally valid.

*puffs pipe, looks pompous*

Except for Innis's, obviously.

*runs*

And horngeek: Looks good to me, I'm imagining the Shinigami wielding it as a grumpy kind of guy for some reason, and I don't know why.

[Shades of Gray]

Right, I'm off to re-draw Shirubaru. Not only was the pic of him from before he lost any of his body parts, but I messed up so much on the sword it's not funny. So, yeah.

Also, tgva, are you EVER going to post IC?