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2009-08-11, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
Wolverine vs. Darth Vader
People didn't seem to get the fact that the Dark Lord of the Sith was gong to tear Logan apart.Tali avatar by the talented Thormag.
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2009-08-12, 12:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-12, 12:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
He stopped a man's heart with the force.
Darth Vader can certainly take Logan.
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2009-08-12, 12:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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2009-08-12, 12:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
Oh, I've seen many, many terrible ones in my time, but I have a visual aid handy for one of them, so I'll go with that:
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2009-08-12, 12:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
Star Trek vs Star Wars.
Any combination of ships, characters, and equipment. I think I've seen/heard them all, maybe half a dozen times.
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2009-08-12, 12:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
Anything related to the goddamn Batman. Nothing against him, but after a thousand vs. threads survived I side against the dude by default.
Batman vs. Joker? Joker.
Batman vs. Superman? Superman.
Batman vs. Freeman? Freeman.
Batman vs. D-Fens? D-Fens.
Batman vs. Shaun of the Dead? Shaun.
Batman vs. Urkel? Urkel.
Considerations of skill aside, Batman would probably lose any fight you throw at him. Why? Because he's already exhausted from defeating the entire DC, Marvel, and W40K universes a thousand times over.
Speaking of which, anyone who tries to combat a W40K race with a race from a different series better have a damn good argument. "Here's some stuff from fanfiction/Expanded Universe*" doesn't count.
*But I repeat myself.Last edited by Rutskarn; 2009-08-12 at 12:33 AM.
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2009-08-12, 12:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-12, 12:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
The plan consists of making a rogue, evil Superman so inhumanly strong he'll be afraid to move for fear of hurting people.
Batman's protocols were not his most stunning work. Shoot the Flash. Brilliant! Batman, the man who hates guns, will shoot the guy with reflexes at the Speed of Light using a bullet that moves at Mach 20!
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2009-08-12, 12:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-12, 12:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
"Courage is the complement of fear. A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool." -- Robert Heinlein
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2009-08-12, 12:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
On the other hand, Flash has been known to get clonked from behind when he's standing still.
While moving at super-speed, Flash is invulnerable to anything Batman can possibly do. So if Batman is to have any chance, he must ambush the Flash with a disabling attack while Flash isn't moving.
It's not a perfect plan, but it's the best he's going to be able to come up with.
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2009-08-12, 12:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
In the interest of full disclosure, my plan for Superman going rogue is to go somewhere that Superman isn't.
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SpoilerOkay, actually, I DO have a more in-depth plan.
Step 1: Buy some Kryptonite at your local Evil 7-11.
Step 2: Break it into little chunks.
Step 3: Melt lead slugs around them.
Step 4: Load slugs into gun.
Step 5: Stage bank job.
Stage 6: Superman arrives. Point gun at him while saying suitable phrase (Ex: "I dunno who you think you are, but a taste o' lead oughta straighten you out!")
Stage 7: Wait for him to grin smugly and tell you you'll be wasting your time.
Stage 8: Shoot bullets. Kryptonite punctures his skin and kills him.
Stage 9: Go ahead, rob the bank for real. You've earned it.
According to the Super Double Awesome Piece of the One True Canon, this plan will probably not work, but I don't care. I guess step one is: became the chief staff writer for Superman comics, then you can just fudge/erase/ignore the canon as you wish.Last edited by Rutskarn; 2009-08-12 at 12:56 AM.
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2009-08-12, 12:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
Teenage mutant ninja turtles vs. Samurai Pizza Cats...
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2009-08-12, 01:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-12, 02:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
George Washington Carver vs. Eli Whitney
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2009-08-12, 02:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-12, 02:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Kyonko avatar by Elder Tsofu. Revere them.
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JAM Project + Okkusenman = PURE UNDILUTED AWESOME
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2009-08-12, 02:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
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2009-08-12, 02:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-12, 03:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
Are we going by historical Whitney and Carver or fictional awesome Whitney and Carver?
If the former, no razor bladed death machine. Its unlikely that Whitney would be able to use a cotton gin as any sort of effective weapon.
If the latter... I'd say that the God of Peanuts has an edge here.Visit the Chocolate Hammer IRC channel!
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2009-08-12, 06:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
I forget who he was up against, but I heard "The Doctor wins because he's the Doctor."
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-08-12, 06:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-12, 06:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
Problem is, that argument can be applied to pretty much ANYONE who is the protagonist in their own series, because generally that's exactly what they do! It's a sign that the person answering is really not getting into the whole "Neither of these dudes are in their normal environment and plot shields don't apply" thing that should be there in any vs. thread.
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2009-08-12, 07:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
Well, for a long time in school we've been dealing with a Goku Vs. Grand Master Luke Skywalker
Also Vladimir Putin Vs. Ted Nugent is an awful, yet awesome idea.Last edited by Shraik; 2009-08-12 at 07:52 AM.
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2009-08-12, 08:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
I don't like most vs. arguments as they usually are comparing apples to oranges.
There's a few exceptions for me. Among the exceptions are anything comparision using Coach Ditka
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2009-08-12, 08:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-12, 08:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-08-12, 08:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?
Thanks to Edwin for the Avatar!
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2009-08-12, 08:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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