Worst "VS" Arguments You've Heard?

[Thane of Fife]

Why not, Star Trek Space feds vs Metroid Space Fed?"

I'd put Metroid Space Fed closer to Star Wars than Star Trek. Giant Planetary Shields, Wormholes for FTL, Power Armor, highly-advanced genetic engineering, etc.

Weird versus matches I've seen? Darth Vader vs. Master Chief was probably the worst, if only because they said the MC would win.

[Kris Strife]

That and her odd ability to launch multiple homing missiles from a gun big enough to carry, her suit's ability to actually break down and reconstruct combustibles into new concoctions that border super science, and that fact that she can contort into a small ball that probably has a loose tie in with her possibly making love like a goddess!

Seriously though, Robocop rules.



River Tam.

Ooh, thanks for the reminder on Robocop as well!

[Thane of Fife]

List of 'always wins' characters: ... Samus,

Pfft. James Bond could beat Samus.

Attractive female? Check.
Basically decent? Check.

She switches sides and helps him do whatever he wants. No contest.

[Kris Strife]

Pfft. James Bond could beat Samus.

Attractive female? Check.
Basically decent? Check.

She switches sides and helps him do whatever he wants. No contest.

Eh, heard that one before.

Keep in mind though, Samus can't be a Bond Chick. She's more competent than he is.

[The Rose Dragon]

Saint of Killers.

While he doesn't come up very often, Saint of Killers wins. Always.

[ZeroNumerous]

List of 'always wins' characters: Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Samus, Wolverine, Squirrel Girl and Batman... Did I miss any?

Sauron.

Keep in mind though, Samus can't be a Bond Chick. She's more competent than he is.

Bond's actually rather competent. Or at least Roger Moore Bond is. Sean Connery Bond wins her over with his rugged charm regardless of her competency anyway.

[Zeta Kai]

Sauron.

Except that Sauron NEVER wins. NEVER. Count the times that he truly won anything. If you come up with anything more than zero, then your threshold for victory needs to be recalibrated.

[ZeroNumerous]

Except that Sauron NEVER wins. NEVER. Count the times that he truly won anything. If you come up with anything more than zero, then your threshold for victory needs to be recalibrated.

He defeated Gondor at Osgiliath. Rather soundly, I might add.

[Nerd-o-rama]

Eh, heard that one before.

Keep in mind though, Samus can't be a Bond Chick. She's more competent than he is.

So were the girls in Goldfinger and Tomorrow Never Dies, off the top of my head.

[ZeroNumerous]

So were the girls in Goldfinger and Tomorrow Never Dies, off the top of my head.

Neither of those exist, so that's fine. Sean Connery was the last Bond. Ever. Capiche?

[Zeful]

Eh, heard that one before.

Keep in mind though, Samus can't be a Bond Chick. She's more competent than he is.

She's also portrayed as constantly alone. Yeah she'd jump at the chance for real human affection.

But if Bond just did it to complete "the mission" (which I'm leaving vague do to lazyness), he's dead. Nothing will save him.

[Fan]

List of 'always wins' characters: Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Samus, Wolverine, Squirrel Girl and Batman... Did I miss any?

Also, I'm not sure if I'd rather see them fight or see a 'The Justice Friends' style sitcom with them.

The God Emperor of Mankind. O-chul, Bruce Lee, and CIPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM.

[Fiendish_Dire_Moose]

Neither of those exist, so that's fine. Sean Connery was the last Bond. Ever. Capiche?

Sean Connery IS in Goldfinger. It was his third Bond film, as well as the third Bond film to be made. So there goes that little statement.

[ZeroNumerous]

Sean Connery WAS in Goldfinger. So there goes that little statement.

Oops. Got that one mixed up with Goldeneye in my head. My bad.

[Nerd-o-rama]

Ha HA, competent girl in GoldenEye. Yeah, no.

Although she does get points for telling him off when he was being an idiot.

[Fiendish_Dire_Moose]

Oops. Got that one mixed up with Goldeneye in my head. My bad.

Ew, Pierce Brosnan. Though I liked Goldeneye, I hated Pierce.

[ZeroNumerous]

Although she does get points for telling him off when he was being an idiot.

Which is constantly with Pierce goddamn Brosman. (I know it's not his real time but I'll be damned if I can bother to spell it right).

[V'icternus]

I just heard another one that is bound to spiral out of control and kill everyone.

Star Wars (All of it) vs. Dragon Ball Z (All of it).

The only redeeming factor is that they left GT out of it...

[Kris Strife]

Bond: Can Blow up an enemy base
Samus: Can blow up an enemy planet.

Bond: Needs a new vehicle every movie
Samus: has only wrecked once.

[Porthos]

*skims the last three pages of responses*

Folks... I don't think the intention of this thread was to START those nonsensical VS. fights.

I mean, really now. Last time I checked, it was to, you know, MOCK them.

[ZeroNumerous]

I mean, really now. Last time I checked, it was to, you know, MOCK them.

You'd have to be really disconnected from the discussion at hand to not see that we're mocking the concept as a whole as well as mocking non-sensical vs arguments.

[Kris Strife]

*skims the last three pages of responses*

Folks... I don't think the intention of this thread was to START those nonsensical VS. fights.

I mean, really now. Last time I checked, it was to, you know, MOCK them.

What better way to mock them, then coming up with new ones?

[V'icternus]

Like Jet Li vs. Sean Connery.

*Thinks*

...Awesome.

[tribble]

You Vs Sauron.

I win.

[Porthos]

You'd have to be really disconnected from the discussion at hand to not see that we're mocking the concept as a whole as well as mocking non-sensical vs arguments.

Maybe it was the reignition of the Vader v Voldemort fight that touched a nerve.

Yeah yeah, shouldn't have brought it up. But the very fact that even a casual mention of it threatened a restart of the fight kinda proves my point about how aggravating that one particular vs fight was (at least to me).

[Rutskarn]

Pfft. James Bond could beat Samus.

Attractive female? Check.
Basically decent? Check.

She switches sides and helps him do whatever he wants. No contest.

Actually, I think I read somewhere that Samus's writer considers her a lesbian.

So no dice.

[ZeroNumerous]

I win.

Nooo! Sauron possesses you!

Actually, I think I read somewhere that Samus's writer considers her a lesbian.

You say that like it's stopped James Bond before.

[V'icternus]

Actually, I think I read somewhere that Samus's writer considers her a lesbian.

So no dice.

Are you kidding? This is Bond. James Bond.

In reality, it depends whose writers are writing.

[Hyozo]

He can regenerate his entire body, memories included, from a single cell.

A single cell.

You bet your ass he can regenerate brain cells.

God I hate Wolverine.

Sure he can, if that cell happens to come into contact with what could easily be the most cosmically powerful item in existence. Yes, his powers have been exagerated absurdly, but that time was specifically stated to only be because of that gem.

[V'icternus]

The easiest way to beat Wolverine is to accept that he's unkillable and just beat him up and put him somewhere out of the way. Like Neptune.