Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125

[Recaiden]

I've been wondering about the story behind this for some time now... Anyone care to enlighten me?

This things just happen. You probably don't want to know.
I'd post the bramble, but Dragonprime isn't on it. Yet.

[Lupy]

Bramble? As in the annoying things that stick to your coat?

[Recaiden]

Bramble? As in the annoying things that stick to your coat?

The itp Family Bramble. Blame Dallas. This is an old one. Or at least un-updated.

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[Lupy]

I remember that from last year... There was one we did in Town as well, but it wasn't so interesting. Dallas' organization skills are incredible.

[Rutskarn]

Well, I'm officially sick from Jelly Beanage.

Not that this means I'm gonna stop eating them, of course.

[DraPrime]

The itp Family Bramble. Blame Dallas. This is an old one. Or at least un-updated.

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The problem with including me is that D-D and I are the same person, just from different periods in time (we're a time traveler). So, do you include us as seperate beings, or are we the same? Should both our names go into the same circle? It's all very complicated.

[Rutskarn]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

[Lupy]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

It could be an anomaly like black holes or helpful department store employees.

[Cristo Meyers]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

It's an old running gag from a long time ago. Dallas-dakota took on the job of maintaining it, but it quickly grew too large to keep track of.

[Cyrano]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

What, you mean your own sibling, being a sibling, actually surprised you?

This place is weird.

[DraPrime]

This place is weird.

I don't the playground has ever been anything else.

[Lupy]

I don't the playground has ever been anything else.

You hit the nail on the head.

[DraPrime]

You hit the nail on the head.

Is there really any other place where one would wish to hit a nail?

[Player_Zero]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

I'm Gem Flower's pet cat too. This may indeed be some sort of witchcraft.

What, you mean your own sibling, being a sibling, actually surprised you?

This place is weird.

Too normal, I'm afraid. It is human nature which is so warped.

[TFT]

...Wait, am I the red-headed stepchild or something? I am actually a red head
Just wondering

[Lupy]

Is there really any other place where one would wish to hit a nail?

No, but thumbs seem quite popular.

[Cristo Meyers]

No, but thumbs seem quite popular.

Toes too, if you're working on floors...

[Lupy]

Toes too, if you're working on floors...

Now that sounds unpleasant.

[Cyrano]

Too normal, I'm afraid. It is human nature which is so warped.

In relation to what? Your, er, what is that again, "super sanity?" Because the more I look at that, it seems to be less a super-power and more a sanity-destroying flaw.

[Cristo Meyers]

Now that sounds unpleasant.

Learned a vital lesson that day.

No matter how bloody hot it is, you wear shoes when nailing down flooring...

[Rutskarn]

In relation to what? Your, er, what is that again, "super sanity?" Because the more I look at that, it seems to be less a super-power and more a sanity-destroying flaw.

No, according to the precepts of the great logician magician pediatrician Leonard J. Perdition.

I should write children's books. Horrible, horrible children's books.

[Cyrano]

No, according to the precepts of the great logician magician pediatrician Leonard J. Perdition.

I should write children's books. Horrible, horrible children's books.

I'd read them. To orphans. Who are also strangers.

[Lupy]

Learned a vital lesson that day.

No matter how bloody hot it is, you wear shoes when nailing down flooring...

Were you replacing the floors or building a new one?

[Recaiden]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

I do. Or did. Different versions of people from different times count as separate.
And D'anna, it's not literal. Note the neice part. Although that's actually sister. Needs to be changed.

@Lupy: Replacing. Didn't you see those pretty pictures of the old tile?

Now, do sandals count as shoes?

[Groundhog]

Learned a vital lesson that day.

No matter how bloody hot it is, you wear shoes when nailing down flooring...

I'm not sure how much shoes would have helped, unless you own steel-toed boots.

[Hell Puppi]

Even thin shoes help against the shark-teeth that are carpet strips.

Man I really wish the loan on the house would go through so I could get to work on it.

[Alteran]

I should write children's books. Horrible, horrible children's books.

Could they be worse than this?

[KilltheToy]

I'd read them. To orphans. Who are also strangers.

Meh. I'd read them to my own children. Nothing replaces some good old-fashioned childhood trauma

That, and I've been told that the tears of small children can be used to make a damn good espresso.

[Cyrano]

Meh. I'd read them to my own children. Nothing replaces some good old-fashioned childhood trauma

This implies I would have the focus of mind necessary to remember the location of my children for longer than three days.

[LightWraith]

I used to run almost every morning. However, I finally figured out that after about two weeks of doing so, my knees die and I can't even walk up the stairs, they hurt so bad. I suspect it has something to do with scoliosis making my hips and back funny. In any case, I've pretty much given up on the running.

Have you tried going to an actual running store and getting your gait analyzed? A well fit shoe can work miracles for stuff like that. I know it made a world of difference for me, and I run a lot.

Also, hi everyone, I think this might be my first post in a Random Banter thread. You can now return to inflicting trauma on children.