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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
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2009-08-28, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
Yeah, in terms of directly usable personal power, that list really doesn't amount to much.
"'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
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2009-08-28, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
I have eliminated the little "X". He was the first to fall. Then I beat the snot out of the Recycling Bin for not giving me my money, and fed him to the Ctrl-Alt-Del function.
Against me, you're firewalls will turn to steam, your Anti-Virus programs will fail, and your hardrive will crash and burn. There will be no error report to send.
I have a twisted mind now that I think about it.This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
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2009-08-28, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
1) Do not mock Bill Gates, he has enough money to buy everything you care about and then the power to crush it before your very eyes.
2) There will never be a proper response to that. So here is a picture of a cat punching a dog.
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3) Amused are you. You should be, that was always the aim. The amusement of others is the key.... the key to ULTIMATE POWER!This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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2009-08-28, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
Just not the will.
2) There will never be a proper response to that. So here is a picture of a cat punching a dog.
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You use a pre-made, I make my own...
3) Amused are you. You should be, that was always the aim. The amusement of others is the key.... the key to ULTIMATE POWER!
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2009-08-28, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
1) I can provide the will.
2) I don't have any pictures of cats. Also, I'm lazy enough to not be bothered to make my own.
3) I wasn't intentionally talking like Yoda. But Yoda would totally turn Kermit into his own personal punching bag, then cut him open, and use his body as a sleeping bag for when Yoda goes camping. All the time he does this, he repeats one sentence "Where's my money!".Last edited by Fredthefighter; 2009-08-28 at 02:59 PM.
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
Fred uses the tongue smily too much. I can't imagine any of his jokes going anywhere.
For example, I would have listened to his argument about Yoda winning against Kermit, but then the smily showed up.
Kermit would win anyway, though.
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2009-08-28, 02:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
You sir deserved to be whipped by a team of Jawas, all of whom have been denied female company for the last twenty years.
I will admit that while Kermit is awesome, Yoda's knowledge and fighting skills (not to mention his ability to throw Kermit about like a ragdoll using the Force) would win the day and you know it.
And a computer will always be on for Yoda to live.This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
For Jawas, this is a blessing.
They wear those hoods for a reason, man...
I will admit that while Kermit is awesome, Yoda's knowledge and fighting skills (not to mention his ability to throw Kermit about like a ragdoll using the Force) would win the day and you know it.
And a computer will always be on for Yoda to live.
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2009-08-28, 03:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
"It's true. You don't mess with the frog."
"Damn right! That's for ME to do!"
"Not now, Miss Piggy, I'm trying to give a tough speech-"
"Ohhh, that's so cute of you! Come on, we're going home now!" *Picks up Kermit and carries him off.*
"Remember not to mess with the frooooooooog...!""'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
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2009-08-28, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
SESAME STREET HAD NO FREAKIN' PLOT!
You will feel pain and humiliation like no other.
On another note: I'm reading xkcd right now. It's quite good. And Thufir made me laugh. It's not Kermit you should be worried about, it's Miss Piggy.
And to finish the argument/debate:
Rocks fall, but instead of death, Cristo is put in the hospital with almost all of his bones broken.Last edited by Fredthefighter; 2009-08-28 at 03:09 PM.
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
So, what's the topic today...
Muppet sex. That's, that's great. Thanks for that, guys.
I'm-a gonna come back later.Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
Which means you're only halfway there. Just wait until you're divorced in your mid thirties-to-forties and unable to get a date on a saturday night and living in a hovel off of bachelor chow.
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
"'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
Hmm, there seems to be some mistake... it's as if you don't know that Kermit and Yoda are, in fact, the same person. Give or take six hundred years, and a space-time travel device.
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2009-08-28, 03:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
Statler and Waldorf! Get him!
"We would but you can't think of a joke for us to say!"
Waldorf: "Bravo, bravo!"
Statler: "Why are you yelling bravo? Did you like it that much?"
Waldorf: "Nope; friend of mine, Joe Bravo, he's sitting in the front row. Bravo!"
Animal!
Yupyup.
Get him.
*Sicks Animal on Cristo*
And marriage can't be that bad... can it?Last edited by Fredthefighter; 2009-08-28 at 03:16 PM.
This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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2009-08-28, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Futur
I must say, if I were bound to watch either the Muppets for all time, or Star Wars, I know which one I'd choose...
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2009-08-28, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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I couldn't pick... I think I'd pick the muppets, though, if only because there's more hours of footage...
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