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    Hello, Peasants. It is I, your much beloved Empress of Cheese, with an announcement to gladden your pathetic little lives. I have given the order for my minion, Uncle Festy, to organize another of his cute little games. They are so delightfully kaotic, you know.

    Once you've finished kneeling before me in rapt adoration, you may want to read the introduction below and form an orderly queue to join the game.


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    "Kaos Teleport!"
    Mustiado, Kaos cultist and master transmuter, appeared in the alleyway in a burst of custard. He breathed a sigh of relief. "I can't believe it's over. Years of planning, months of preparations, all to revive Festy, kill him again, and rip a stone from his chest. And I did it. Me! I got the Heart of Kaos!" He began cackling wildly. "Soon, we, the Kult of Kaos, will rule the multiverse! Ahahahahahah!!!!!"
    He paused for breath. "Well. Now, all that remains is to return to our headquarters." He pulled a small gem from his pocket. The stone seemed to be made of of shifting blobs of vibrant colors in every hue and tone, and even the stone itself seemed to shift and warp its shape. Mustiado raised the Heart of Kaos above his head, and cried, "KAOS TELEPORT!"
    A cloud of lilacs, sweeping Mustiado away to realms unknown, utterly failed to manifest itself.
    Mustiado paused. "I said, Kaos Teleport!"
    Nothing continued to happen.
    "What in the blazes…?" murmured Mustiado, his eyes drifting to the gemstone – and then widening in shock. The Heart of Kaos was leaking swirls of color into the air around it, which dispersed into mist.
    "No, not now. Of all the luck…" He shook his head. "Of course I had to teleport into a plane bereft of mana. Of course that means I can't access mana to cast a spell or even form a mana bond to the sphere. And of course that means that the vacuum of mana will be sapping the Heart's power each moment it remains here. Of booping course."
    He sat down heavily on the pavement. "And I have no idea what to do about it." He sighed, watching swirls of energy drift away from the stone. "Well, whatever happens next," he said, half-grinning, "it's going to be… Kaotic."


    Welcome to Ultimate Kaos IV: Faster than a Speeding Grandmother! The direct sequel to the recently concluded (but not recently begun) Ultimate Kaos III, this epic narrative will contain a gripping plot, stunning surprises, genius-level humor, and a oh who am I kidding, it's just a silly Werewolf-style game where only I know the rules. Ahahahahah. Ahahahaha!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH –



    *coughs*

    Aaaaaanyways, this should be posted on the 30th (thanks, Happy! ), and game starts on the 3rd. Recruitment ends at 15 players, though I'll be glad to accept autolynch replacements.
    Oh, and expect lulz.
    Festy, out.

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    {table=head]Player|Role|Fate|Special
    1. Mustiado|???|killed night 5
    2. Wolfbane|Murska "Eyeball" Greenyham|lynched day 3
    3. Freshmeat
    4. Mordokai|???|killed night 5
    5. Happyturtle Deathslayer7|???|disappeared night 5
    6. Selrahc|???|abducted night 1
    7. Murska|The Demoman
    8. Recaiden|???|killed night 1
    9. The Fiery Tower|Mayor "Redeye" Salazar|lynched day 2
    10. Darkcomet|Lady Diamonda Octavo|abducted night 2|returned to life day 5, returned to death day 5
    11. Kyouhen|???|killed night 4|returned to life day 5, returned to death day 5
    12. The Bookworm
    13. Hyozo|The Sniper|lynched day 3
    14. billtodamax|Madame Esmerelda Octavo|killed night 3|returned to life day 5, returned to death day 5
    15. PirateMonk|???|killed night 4|returned to life day 5, returned to death day 5
    16. Jontom Xire|||added day 3
    17. Opeth_Freak|||added day 3
    18. Fin|||added day 3
    Happyturtle|The Empress of Cheese|killed night 2|returned to life day 5, returned to death day 5
    Uncle Festy|???|lynched day 1|resurrected night 2, gained command of Death day 5[/table]

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    I'm in!
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    In. I need to make up for missing the second and third installment.
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    I want the record to show that this paladin still thinks the Cheese Empress is a fake and has no intention whatsoever of kneeling before her!

    That said, in!
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    Default Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]

    Guards! Seize him!

    Also in. Or co-narrator. Festy's choice.
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    *seizes Mordokai*

    What do you wish me to do with this one, my lady?
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    *flies away, shaking Wolfbane off*

    See you some other time... Empress
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    *falls 15 stories*

    *stands up and dusts himself off*

    "I'm sorry my lady, I couldn't keep my grip on him."
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    I point at Shadow.
    Okay, I'll join first, I guess.
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    Spots are filling up like that *snaps*

    I'll join now.
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    In. Like I could miss it after my antics last game...
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    STOP SNAPPING TOWER! I haven't claimed a spot yet! Though now I have.
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    In if there's still room!
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    By my counting, there are only 4 more slots, 5 if Happy is the Co-narrator.
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    In with points at Uncle Festy.
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    In if there's still room, which there appears to be.
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    There is one spot reserved for Mustiado, as the winner of the last game, so until I hear from him and from Uncle Festy about co-narrating...

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    in as an autolynch replacement then please.
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    *dives for revolving door*
    *slams face*
    Oww...

    Darn. How did I miss this? I'll be autolynch replacement then.
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    Sorry guys, but I'm totally jacking this one.

    IN. With FINALITY.

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    What? I'm going to bed, and the next thing i see on the next day, is that UC IV is on, and already STOPPED recruiting? God damn you!

    In as a autolynch replacement.
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    My superior time zone allowed me to slide under the deadline.
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    Blast!

    I wanted to play. I will be on the auto-lynch replacement list, with Cake!

    Only the auto-lynch replacees can have the cake...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fin View Post
    Blast!

    I wanted to play. I will be on the auto-lynch replacement list, with Cake!

    Only the auto-lynch replacees can have the cake...

    <.<
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    Ok, you can all have the cake. But you owe me!
    I'd give you my place in exchange for the cake, but it's Ultimate ChaosKaos.
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    Thanks Happy.
    I know the game is supposed to start today, but I'm feeling kinda under the weather (by which I mean I'm horribly, nastily sick), so I'm shooting for tomorrow morning. Sorry guys.
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    TURN UNDEAD!!!

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    Happy, you're in as co-narrator, if only because I'm not feeling well enough to run this on my own. So DS7, you get the last spot.
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