Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Recruitment Closed, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]

**Kyouhen** · 2009-09-15, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)

Muztiado is clearly swapping letters from people's names, and as such should be lynched.

**Deathslayer7** · 2009-09-15, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)

Indeed Hyozo

**Freshmeat** · 2009-09-15, 01:27 PM (ISO 8601)

Arr!! This be mah preliminary pirate-themed point for TLAP day next Saturday, ye landlubbers.
*points at Piratemonk*
Arrrrr!

**billtodamax** · 2009-09-15, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)

No, I'm trying to lynch people that like dogs more than cats. All of them.

**Uncle Festy** · 2009-09-15, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Bookworm

Festy, until he posts a player list.

Isn't there still one in the first post?

*pokes Happy to update it*

**The Bookworm** · 2009-09-15, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)

It's un-updated!

**PirateMonk** · 2009-09-15, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)

Bears are an even greater threat than dog-people.

**happyturtle** · 2009-09-15, 07:18 PM (ISO 8601)

Forcing me to work for you after you killed me? That's necromancy for you.

First post updated.

**Uncle Festy** · 2009-09-16, 09:06 PM (ISO 8601)

"So, we've got no evidence on this Murska guy?" Killham sat at his desk, facing Nevermore.
"Well, circumstantial, yes, but nothing concrete. We're gonna have to let him go."
"Alright, let's head over there."
Killham and Nevermore began walking to the next-door jail. Suddenly, the building shook with a massive BOOM. "What was that?" asked Nevermore, but Killham was already sprinting outside.
The jail was a pile of rubble. In the center stood Murska, looking unsteady on his feet, detonator in hand. "Hahaha," he laughed vaguely. "I blew up the jail. Whee, I'm free. Free as a bird…" He collapsed.
Killham turned to Nevermore. "So. Is that evidence enough?"

Summary

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Murska, the Demoman, blew up the jail in an attempt to escape, and will be returned to the jail for another day/night rotation.
Hyozo was killed in the explosion. He was the Sniper.
Jontom Xire, Opeth Freak, and Fin escaped the jail in the explosion. They have now joined the game.

Day Ends, Night Begins.
Night 3 Ends in 48 Hours

**Murska** · 2009-09-16, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)

Hahaha. Mwahaha. AHAHAHAHA!

...back in jail. Darn.

Free as a bird...

**Jontom Xire** · 2009-09-17, 04:07 AM (ISO 8601)

Reinholdt for pointing at me when I wasn't playing. I hope that now I AM playing you won't point at me.

Also I would like to announce that I have a completely neutral and boring role and win condition that threatens no-one and promises quite a tedious game, but as a completely neutral role that threatens no-one I'm going to have to generate some machiavellian scheming off my own bat, so I would like everyone to contact me, telling me their roles and victory conditions. I will then plug all this information into a computer program of devious complexity and calculate either:

1) The most fun that we can all have by leaking people's roles to other people, or
2) The most people that can possibly win and how to achieve that state, or
3) How to generate the maximum chaos and confusion by spreading information and disinformation throughout the remaining population of this game.

And now, heavily encoded, here is my role/victory condition.

.evivrus uoy fi emag eht niw ouY
.NIAGA .nwod edis-rettub tsaot ruoy deppord ev'uoy dna ,uoy tsniaga deggir si esrevinu eht ,daed uoy stnaw enoyrevE .ti fo erus er'uoy ,ouy teg ot tuo si dlrow ehT
.yellaH naerdA era uoY

**Murska** · 2009-09-17, 04:10 AM (ISO 8601)

The Demoman reaches out through the cell bars at Jontom Xire. Hey, ya got a smoke, man?

**happyturtle** · 2009-09-19, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Night ends. Guest narration up soon.

**Mordokai** · 2009-09-19, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)

*steals pirate captain's hat... along with the captain*

You're going with me lass

**Shadowcaller** · 2009-09-19, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Mordokai

*steals pirate captain's hat... along with the captain*

You're going with me lass

Pffh, I'm getting tired by both the ninjas and the pirates... I say we hunt down both those silly memes.

**Murska** · 2009-09-19, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Mordokai

*steals pirate captain's hat... along with the captain*

You're going with me lass

*stabs through the heart with a katana* Excuse me, you're supposed to ask her first.

**Mordokai** · 2009-09-19, 03:37 PM (ISO 8601)

You stole my katana! This is a grave insult and it must be punished!

*beheads Murska*

**Murska** · 2009-09-19, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)

*had no head in the first place* *pummels with crossed bones*

**Mordokai** · 2009-09-19, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)

You had no brains. That's not the same

*gets pummeled*
*runs away and hides*

**UncleWolf** · 2009-09-19, 04:51 PM (ISO 8601)

A killer stalks the street, looking for his next victim. He looks at a sign reading Madame Esmerelda Octavo. The killer smiles, perfect.

A block away, another suspect stalks the streets. Well, more of a tango honestly. The rhythm gets stuck in your head easily. Unfortunately for him, it slowed him down enough to get to the scene of the crime too late to commit his own heinous act. The second suspect enters the Madame's shop, only to find bloody bits strewn everywhere. He loses his lunch before he beats it out of the place.

Elsewhere...

Murska steps up to the line and sees the sign saying "Do Not Cross". The clerk behind the counter looks up and sets a shoebox on the counter next to an inventory sheet. He reads off a list as he takes the items out.

One wristwatch...broken...
One pack of cigarettes...
One black suit...
One pair of sunglasses... black...
One stick of chewing gum...
One pair of shoes...with one shoelace...
One pack of TNT...

He pauses at that last one, but shrugs before putting it all back into the box. Carefully.

Sign here. he says offering the sheet to Murska.

Summary:

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Billtodamax was killed, he was Madame Esmerelda Octavo
Someone tried to abduct him, but was a tad late.
Murska was released from jail.

Night ends
Day 4 Begins

**Murska** · 2009-09-19, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)

Awesome!

Arrr, so as ye all probably know now, I be Th' Demoman. Ere want t' contact me?

EDIT: Also, ~~Jontom Xire~~ tries t' fish fer roles an' claims t' be havin' a win condition o' survive, in Ultimate Kaos? Aye starboard, Kaos`d nereuse somethin' like that.

@V Dude, ye`re a ninja.
Ya lily livered lanlubber!

EDIT2: Fix'd.

**Mordokai** · 2009-09-19, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)

*points at landlubber Murska*

Yarr! Shiver me timbers matey!

**Murska** · 2009-09-19, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)

Apparently JX has been jailed so I'll point at Wolfbane instead for being an evil nightkiller.

**Kyouhen** · 2009-09-19, 07:43 PM (ISO 8601)

I vote for Wolfbane. All in favour, point accusingly!

No, no, at him. Not me. Seriously point at him. Stop that!

**The Bookworm** · 2009-09-19, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)

What's that, ~~Kyouhen~~? You have a big banner that needs spoilering?

**billtodamax** · 2009-09-20, 04:01 AM (ISO 8601)

Two people tried to kill me. What jerks. At least the first guy had the decency to make my death public. That second guy shall be nailed to the wall. In fact, I vote That second guy.

**The Bookworm** · 2009-09-20, 07:24 AM (ISO 8601)

The banner was spoilered
And the people were oilered? (happy)
But who should we point at?
Wolfbane, because he wears a hat!

**UncleWolf** · 2009-09-20, 09:10 AM (ISO 8601)

Okay...

Why is everyone suddenly trying to lynch me? Is it because I didn't do a good job on the narration?

**Opeth_Freak** · 2009-09-20, 09:33 AM (ISO 8601)

~~The Bookworm~~ for making Wolfbane sad

**Murska** · 2009-09-20, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)

It was a good narration but I don't like people with a nightkill.

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