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2009-08-29, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time
Hello, Peasants. It is I, your much beloved Empress of Cheese, with an announcement to gladden your pathetic little lives. I have given the order for my minion, Uncle Festy, to organize another of his cute little games. They are so delightfully kaotic, you know.
Once you've finished kneeling before me in rapt adoration, you may want to read the introduction below and form an orderly queue to join the game.
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"Kaos Teleport!"
Mustiado, Kaos cultist and master transmuter, appeared in the alleyway in a burst of custard. He breathed a sigh of relief. "I can't believe it's over. Years of planning, months of preparations, all to revive Festy, kill him again, and rip a stone from his chest. And I did it. Me! I got the Heart of Kaos!" He began cackling wildly. "Soon, we, the Kult of Kaos, will rule the multiverse! Ahahahahahah!!!!!"
He paused for breath. "Well. Now, all that remains is to return to our headquarters." He pulled a small gem from his pocket. The stone seemed to be made of of shifting blobs of vibrant colors in every hue and tone, and even the stone itself seemed to shift and warp its shape. Mustiado raised the Heart of Kaos above his head, and cried, "KAOS TELEPORT!"
A cloud of lilacs, sweeping Mustiado away to realms unknown, utterly failed to manifest itself.
Mustiado paused. "I said, Kaos Teleport!"
Nothing continued to happen.
"What in the blazes…?" murmured Mustiado, his eyes drifting to the gemstone – and then widening in shock. The Heart of Kaos was leaking swirls of color into the air around it, which dispersed into mist.
"No, not now. Of all the luck…" He shook his head. "Of course I had to teleport into a plane bereft of mana. Of course that means I can't access mana to cast a spell or even form a mana bond to the sphere. And of course that means that the vacuum of mana will be sapping the Heart's power each moment it remains here. Of booping course."
He sat down heavily on the pavement. "And I have no idea what to do about it." He sighed, watching swirls of energy drift away from the stone. "Well, whatever happens next," he said, half-grinning, "it's going to be… Kaotic."
Welcome to Ultimate Kaos IV: Faster than a Speeding Grandmother! The direct sequel to the recently concluded (but not recently begun) Ultimate Kaos III, this epic narrative will contain a gripping plot, stunning surprises, genius-level humor, and a oh who am I kidding, it's just a silly Werewolf-style game where only I know the rules. Ahahahahah. Ahahahaha!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH –
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*coughs*
Aaaaaanyways, this should be posted on the 30th (thanks, Happy! ), and game starts on the 3rd. Recruitment ends at 15 players, though I'll be glad to accept autolynch replacements.
Oh, and expect lulz.
Festy, out.
Player List
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{table=head]Player|Role|Fate|Special
1.Mustiado|???|killed night 5
2.Wolfbane|Murska "Eyeball" Greenyham|lynched day 3
3. Freshmeat
4.Mordokai|???|killed night 5
5.HappyturtleDeathslayer7|???|disappeared night 5
6.Selrahc|???|abducted night 1
7. Murska|The Demoman
8.Recaiden|???|killed night 1
9.The Fiery Tower|Mayor "Redeye" Salazar|lynched day 2
10.Darkcomet|Lady Diamonda Octavo|abducted night 2|returned to life day 5, returned to death day 5
11.Kyouhen|???|killed night 4|returned to life day 5, returned to death day 5
12. The Bookworm
13.Hyozo|The Sniper|lynched day 3
14.billtodamax|Madame Esmerelda Octavo|killed night 3|returned to life day 5, returned to death day 5
15.PirateMonk|???|killed night 4|returned to life day 5, returned to death day 5
16. Jontom Xire|||added day 3
17. Opeth_Freak|||added day 3
18. Fin|||added day 3
Happyturtle|The Empress of Cheese|killed night 2|returned to life day 5, returned to death day 5
Uncle Festy|???|lynched day 1|resurrected night 2, gained command of Death day 5[/table]
Autolynch replacements:
AL1: Jontom Xire
AL2: Opeth Freak
AL3: Fin
Last edited by happyturtle; 2009-09-30 at 09:14 PM.
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
Spoiler: Interested in Nexus FFRP? Newcomers welcome!
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2009-08-30, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
I'm in!
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2009-08-30, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
In. I need to make up for missing the second and third installment.
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2009-08-30, 01:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
I want the record to show that this paladin still thinks the Cheese Empress is a fake and has no intention whatsoever of kneeling before her!
That said, in!Adrie, half elven bard. Drawing by Vulion, avatar by CheesePirate. Colored version by Callos_DeTerran. Thanks a lot, you guys.This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here."There will come a day so dark you will pray for death. On that day your prayers will be answered."Book of shadows, book of night, wake the beast and banish light.
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2009-08-30, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
Guards! Seize him!
Also in. Or co-narrator. Festy's choice.My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2009-08-30, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
*seizes Mordokai*
What do you wish me to do with this one, my lady?
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2009-08-30, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
*flies away, shaking Wolfbane off*
See you some other time... EmpressAdrie, half elven bard. Drawing by Vulion, avatar by CheesePirate. Colored version by Callos_DeTerran. Thanks a lot, you guys.This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here."There will come a day so dark you will pray for death. On that day your prayers will be answered."Book of shadows, book of night, wake the beast and banish light.
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2009-08-30, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
*falls 15 stories*
*stands up and dusts himself off*
"I'm sorry my lady, I couldn't keep my grip on him."
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2009-08-30, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey, Ultimate Kaos! In.
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2009-08-30, 01:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Whose eye is that eye?
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2009-08-30, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Fever dreams
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2009-08-30, 01:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
Spots are filling up like that *snaps*
I'll join now.Thanks goes to Vampire Pumpkin for my awesome avatar!
Formerly known as The Fiery Tower Formerly known as Catseye2121.
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2009-08-30, 02:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
In. Like I could miss it after my antics last game...
Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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by Happyturtle and Ashen Lilies
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2009-08-30, 02:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
STOP SNAPPING TOWER! I haven't claimed a spot yet! Though now I have.
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2009-08-30, 02:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
In if there's still room!
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WW Game Roles:
SpoilerGames Played: 21
Devil: 1
Wolf: 2
Wolf Alpha: 1
Co-Narrator: 2
Narrator: 1
Villager: 13
Other (Weird): 1
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2009-08-30, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
By my counting, there are only 4 more slots, 5 if Happy is the Co-narrator.
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2009-08-30, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
In with points at Uncle Festy.
Avatar by Vulion. Vectored by me.
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2009-08-30, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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In In In In In!
Avatar by Me!
Recaiden made the mime doll.
Spoiler: Nexus Characters
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2009-08-30, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
In if there's still room, which there appears to be.
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2009-08-30, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Now Recruiting, Game Starts Sept. 3rd]
There is one spot reserved for Mustiado, as the winner of the last game, so until I hear from him and from Uncle Festy about co-narrating...
Recruitment ClosedMy avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2009-08-30, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- Sin City
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2009-08-30, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Recruitment Closed, Game Starts Sept.
*dives for revolving door*
*slams face*
Oww...
Darn. How did I miss this? I'll be autolynch replacement then.
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2009-08-30, 08:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Recruitment Closed, Game Starts Sept.
Sorry guys, but I'm totally jacking this one.
IN. With FINALITY.
Writer of the winning scene for Rebellion IV - Thanks guys! Zeus Trophy courtesy of Phase. Who rocks.
CatMuffin Wolfwood courtesy of Onasuma.
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2009-08-31, 01:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Recruitment Closed, Game Starts Sept.
What? I'm going to bed, and the next thing i see on the next day, is that UC IV is on, and already STOPPED recruiting? God damn you!
In as a autolynch replacement.Halloween Angry Clown William Wallace by Elder Tsofu. Idea inspired by Geesi. Thanks guys!
Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!
My WW roles so far:SpoilerGames overall: 19
Mason: 3
Something weird: 6
Villager: 11
Wolf Disguiser: 1
Games I won: Paranoia III, S.E.U. IV, Invasion of the Zombies: Outbreak, Werewolf Classic IX
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2009-08-31, 01:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Recruitment Closed, Game Starts Sept.
My superior time zone allowed me to slide under the deadline.
Avatar by Me!
Recaiden made the mime doll.
Spoiler: Nexus Characters
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2009-08-31, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Recruitment Closed, Game Starts Sept.
Blast!
I wanted to play. I will be on the auto-lynch replacement list, with Cake!
Only the auto-lynch replacees can have the cake...
<.<
>.>
Ok, you can all have the cake. But you owe me!
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2009-08-31, 07:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Recruitment Closed, Game Starts Sept.
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2009-09-03, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Recruitment Closed, Game Starts Sept.
Thanks Happy.
I know the game is supposed to start today, but I'm feeling kinda under the weather (by which I mean I'm horribly, nastily sick), so I'm shooting for tomorrow morning. Sorry guys.Quote Of TheWeekWhenever I Feel Like Updating It (last updated 1/17/12)SpoilerOriginally Posted by Phase
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2009-09-03, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Recruitment Closed, Game Starts Sept.
TURN UNDEAD!!!
By which I mean, get better soon, of courseAdrie, half elven bard. Drawing by Vulion, avatar by CheesePirate. Colored version by Callos_DeTerran. Thanks a lot, you guys.This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here."There will come a day so dark you will pray for death. On that day your prayers will be answered."Book of shadows, book of night, wake the beast and banish light.
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2009-09-04, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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Re: Ultimate Kaos IV: We're Releasing On Time [Recruitment Closed, Game Starts Sept.
Happy, you're in as co-narrator, if only because I'm not feeling well enough to run this on my own. So DS7, you get the last spot.
Quote Of TheWeekWhenever I Feel Like Updating It (last updated 1/17/12)SpoilerOriginally Posted by Phase