Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127

[Thanatos 51-50]

@Thanatos: The nakedness was not a necessity.

Every party can be made better by attractive, naked women.
At least in my humble opinion.

[Phaedra]

Every party can be made better by attractive, naked women.
At least in my humble opinion.

And attractive naked men. I'm a fan of naked men.

Ultimately, then, all parties should be naked. If nothing else, it'd be a conversation starter.

[Thanatos 51-50]

And attractive naked men. I'm a fan of naked men.

Ultimately, then, all parties should be naked. If nothing else, it'd be a conversation starter.

We should start attending the same parties!

[Fredthefighter]

And attractive naked men. I'm a fan of naked men.

Ultimately, then, all parties should be naked. If nothing else, it'd be a conversation starter.

Woohoo! Naked party!

...I'm not invited am I.

[Dogmantra]

[creepy]You can come to any naked parties I have, Fred![/creepy]

[V'icternus]

No, Fred. No you're not.

*Gets ready for the party*

[Fredthefighter]

[creepy]You can come to any naked parties I have, Fred![/creepy]

That was very creepy indeed.


*Sits at home playing games*

I should be working right now, but the work isn't compulsory anyway (The teacher said that if you want to, you can do this, if you don't, take it with you anyway, and bring it back when school starts.)

[Mr. Mud]

Gah, it's ten o'clock, and I just woke up. I hate this feeling... the day seems spent .

[Player_Zero]

It is the opinion of the entire staff that your conclusion is illogical and wildly inaccurate. We're willing to grant you moth, but that's our final offer.

Screw you. I'm a butterfly dreaming he is a man.

And attractive naked men. I'm a fan of naked men.

Ultimately, then, all parties should be naked. If nothing else, it'd be a conversation starter.

A conversation starter?

'Is that your penis or are you just pleased to see me?'

[Thanatos 51-50]

'Is that your penis or are you just pleased to see me?'

"It's both! How do you feel about public displays of affection?"

See? Social agility and sexual openness can be fun!

[Phaedra]

A conversation starter?

'Is that your penis or are you just pleased to see me?'

Har de har.

At least we wouldn't be talking about the weather or jobs or our latest holiday. And there'd be none of that wondering if a guy thought I was attractive, the evidence'd be right there...

[Player_Zero]

Har de har.

At least we wouldn't be talking about the weather or jobs or our latest holiday. And there'd be none of that wondering if a guy thought I was attractive, the evidence'd be right there...

You don't necessarily have to be naked to talk about your extraneous organs, if are THAT opposed to talking about the weather.

Ah yes. I can see it now.

'Hi, I noticed your errection from across the room, wanna go out some time?'

Also, that would be wildly unhygienic.

[Thanatos 51-50]

At least we wouldn't be talking about the weather or jobs or our latest holiday. And there'd be none of that wondering if a guy thought I was attractive, the evidence'd be right there...

I need the occasional reminder that those are different for some people. Thanks!
I should find and go to a naked party for reals.

[V'icternus]

To be fair, some guys have pick up lines that are just as bad, even when the female in question is fully clothed.

[Phaedra]

You don't necessarily have to be naked to talk about your extraneous organs, if are THAT opposed to talking about the weather.

Ah yes. I can see it now.

'Hi, I noticed your errection from across the room, wanna go out some time?'

Also, that would be wildly unhygienic.

Extraneous? Don't know 'bout you, but I consider those organs pretty intrinsic to my being.

And it wouldn't be that unhygienic. It's just skin, y'know.

I need the occasional reminder that those are different for some people. Thanks!
I should find and go to a naked party for reals.

You work with weather?

...

The way I phrased that makes it sound like you're responsible for summoning storms or something, but I can't think of a better way, so we'll stick with it.

[Player_Zero]

Extraneous? Don't know 'bout you, but I consider those organs pretty intrinsic to my being.

And it wouldn't be that unhygienic. It's just skin, y'know.

Extraneous can also mean 'on the outside'.

Also, you'd get eye cancer. I call that unhygienic.

Also, penus. Hur hur hur.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Yes, I work in WX.
/totally does not summon a Tropical Storm south of Japan

I was under the impression that the organ was - y'know, a primary sex characteristic. Yay for dimorphisim.
Plus, I think it would only be unhygenic if the locale in which the party took place was filthy.

[Phase]

To be fair, some guys have pick up lines that are just as bad, even when the female in question is fully clothed.

I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

If I said you had a beautiful body, you you sex me up?

[Player_Zero]

'If I could be any enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes/jeans.'

[V'icternus]

"Is Heaven Missing an Angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"

[Cobra_Ikari]

And attractive naked men. I'm a fan of naked men.

Ultimately, then, all parties should be naked. If nothing else, it'd be a conversation starter.

I need to go to your parties more often. =P

[Nameless]

Let's party! *dances*

...

I really cannot dance. >.>

On a side note, I've found a good hat to cover up my horrible "Haircut".

[V'icternus]

I can!

*Dances bizzarely*

I refuse to conform to your standards of "success"!

[CrimsonAngel]

I have to go to some dude i met wen I was 8's barbeque today. I realy have no idea who they are.

Oh also, my voice got deeper, yay.

[Thanatos 51-50]

>.>
<.<

/Strips and dances like an idiot.
Naked party! Woo!

[Phaedra]

Extraneous can also mean 'on the outside'.

Yes? Well, far be it for me to start an anatomical discussion with you, but there's still a flaw in that for 50% of the population.

I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

This has always made me laugh. It'd work on me. Or, well, I wouldn't reject you outright for it anyway, unlike most lines.

I need to go to your parties more often. =P

Always welcome, darlin'.

[Fredthefighter]

I have to go to some dude i met wen I was 8's barbeque today. I realy have no idea who they are.

Oh also, my voice got deeper, yay.

See, I've never had to do that. Unless they're family (or pretty damn close to being family) then you shouldn't really have to.

And yay for voices getting deeper!

And in celebration of this:

NAKED PARTY!

[Nameless]

Yay! *strips*

[Player_Zero]

Excuse me, we were in the middle of a seriously debate about nudity and horrible pickup lines. Your faux-dance emoting is not productive vis-à-vis the conversation.

Incidentally, 'forrest' is spelled with two Rs.

Yes? Well, far be it for me to start an anatomical discussion with you, but there's still a flaw in that for 50% of the population.

Then we'll have to do something about that!

Well, anyway, I guess I'll play some LAAAYTOOON.

[V'icternus]

Naked party!



...We weren't kidding about that, right?