Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127

[V'icternus]

Phase, it's been the 21st century for ages now. It's gotten boring. For the first few months it was awesome. Beleive me, I know, I was there. But now, meh... this century and it's problems bore me. We should hurry up and make the next exciting thing happen. So far, this is the century of Disney child-stars. That sucks.

We need some new music that rocks out loud. We need a massive, fun event for millions of people. We need the ocean to turn red with blood Ketchup. Yeah. Ketchup.

...

*Cough, cough*

[Nameless]

My new headphones have sent me forward into the far-off twenty-first century! Be gone, needless wires. Transmit! Transmit! Bwahahaha!

*Hides behind Phase* He has a chainsaw God darn it!

[FoE]

*Hides behind Phase* He has a chainsaw God darn it!

For a minute, I read that as:

He has a chainsaw God, darn it!

How cool would it be to have a Chainsaw God?

[Fredthefighter]

How cool would it be to have a Chainsaw God?

Very cool indeed. Although it would also be very dangerous. You might get an accidental chainsaw in the face.

[Phase]

How cool would it be to have a Chainsaw God?

What about Deiso, god of cordless power tools? He's coming 'round my place next week.

[Moff Chumley]

Just keep dancing, they'll explode! *Dances*

Can't touch this!

Dun dun DUN DUN dun da dun DUN DUN

That dance wasn't as safe as they say it was.

[V'icternus]

All these dieties of random appliances intrigue me... do you have pamphlets?

[Nameless]

For a minute, I read that as:



How cool would it be to have a Chainsaw God?

Does the make Cobra a high priest?

[V'icternus]

Dun dun DUN DUN dun da dun DUN DUN

That dance wasn't as safe as they say it was.

You should have been here around two days ago... I totally worked that song into the conversation and made many people wish for my death.

[FoE]

Very cool indeed. Although it would also be very dangerous. You might get an accidental chainsaw in the face.

What if there were special "Chainsaw Monks" whose mystical powers allowed them to ignore the usual hazards of using chainsaws for weapons?

"And yea, the Lord spake and said, 'Thou shalt never run out of gas; your arms shall never tire; your blade shall always bite. Your chainsaw shall be the scourge of undead and tree monsters, who are unholy in mine eyes. Now apply thine ear plugs, and go do my holy work'

[Rutskarn]

There is a chainsaw god, guys.

[Phase]

All these dieties of random appliances intrigue me... do you have pamphlets?

I'm afraid you'll have to go to Constable Visit for that particular commodity. He's around here somewhere...

[V'icternus]

Yes. Yes there is.

...And I fear him so.

[Moff Chumley]

But if a chainsaw were to get stuck in a drawer... hm.

[FoE]

There is a chainsaw god, guys.

Bruce Campbell: You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of chainsaws over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy.

What about Deiso, god of cordless power tools? He's coming 'round my place next week.

Ha! Crom laughs at the Four Winds!

No, wait ... Ha! The Chainsaw God laughs at your deity of cordless power tools!

[Cobra_Ikari]

...can I be High Priest of Chainsaws AND God of Hugs and Other Physical Affections? That seems like an awkward combination...

[Nameless]

...can I be High Priest of Chainsaws AND God of Hugs and Other Physical Affections? That seems like an awkward combination...

Those hugs would be very painful. .-.

[V'icternus]

...can I be High Priest of Chainsaws AND God of Hugs and Other Physical Affections? That seems like an awkward combination...

This is why my official stance on hugs is "no".

[Cobra_Ikari]

D=

*resigns as high priest, requests snuggly prayers*

[FoE]

...can I be High Priest of Chainsaws AND God of Hugs and Other Physical Affections? That seems like an awkward combination...

ARE YOU A GOD? THEN ... Zuul has no issue with you.

While it may not seem apparent, there is some overlap. Obviously you don't want to hug anyone with the chainsaw, but your average Chainsaw Monk tends to rescue a lot of attractive girls in cutoff shorts from hordes of flesh-eating zombies. That's where the Chainsaw God's other portfolio comes into play, the God of Hook-ups in the Back of a Chevrolet Impala, Preferably a '67.

[Nameless]

D=

*resigns as high priest, requests snuggly prayers*

*snuggles* ^^

[V'icternus]

*Awkward silence*

...

Sooooooo...

Linky?

[Fredthefighter]

*Awkward silence*

...

Sooooooo...

Linky?

T'is a cool song that. And I'd never heard it before.

*Whistles*
Sooooooooo, how about that dance.... you know, the one with hammers and... stuff.

[V'icternus]

That is so last page. Now it's all about burning beds. (The guy that sang that is now our Environmental, uh... politic guy. I don't really pay attention to that kind of stuff. I doubt he's better at that than he is at rocking out loud. I heard him live earlier this year at Sound Releif.)

[Fredthefighter]

Zero Punctuation is funny.
Notice how I completely ignored your post V'ic, huh. HUH! DID YOU NOTICE!
I find it funny anyway.

[V'icternus]

You'd probably like Stolen Pixels, too.

[Fredthefighter]

You'd probably like Stolen Pixels, too.

Never heard of it. Thankyou google search!

But I do like Unskippable and Unforgotten Realms (which conveniently are on the same site as Zero Punctuation and Stolen Pixels).

[Moff Chumley]

Eh, uFR is overrated.

[V'icternus]

Reasons I'm a member, now explained.

[Assassin89]

Eh, uFR is overrated.

Recently the opening credits take too long, about 1.5 minutes for a five minute video.