Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127

[Cobra_Ikari]

*eats you cooked with some sauteed mushrooms and maybe a pasta of some sort*... >.>

[Mauve Shirt]

Oh, hey! That's 15 minutes ago!

...you guys are addictive. >.>

Psh. I'm on the forums maybe 5 minutes after I get up. Well, I guess a little more than that, I have to wait for my computer to wake up. 7 minutes.

[V'icternus]

I suppose you don't have to add much time for getting dressed with such a small dress on.

I kid, I kid.

Robes are easier to put on, anyway.

[Nameless]

I woke up at 8!

Oh, hey! That's 15 minutes ago!

...you guys are addictive. >.>

*Points and laughs* :D

[Destro_Yersul]

I woke up at 1PM yesterday. I should really go to sleep >.>

[Thanatos 51-50]

I woke up at 8!

Oh, hey! That's 15 minutes ago!

...you guys are addictive. >.>

My laptop is within arm's reach of the bed. For the past few days it's actually been in the bed with me because I was talking with the girlfriend or browsing the forums whilst laying down because I sit for long periods of time at work and laying down is more relaxing.
So I quite literally often finding myself rolling over and checking the forums blearry-eyed before I take my shower.

[V'icternus]

I don't turn mine off. I close it and put it under my bed, then pull it out and browse while lying down in supreme comfort to maximise the time I can do it before dying of... well, lots of stuff.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Oh, I tend to not turn mine off, either. This way I open the laptop from a still-lying-down position.

[V'icternus]

Problem is, turned off or not, every time I start using the thing, the L key doesn't work until it warms up. And I don't know why!

[dish]

.... And is there an actual name for those off-the-Mediteranean-northern-Africa-and-Middle East civilisations/areas, like "Mediterranean" and "Medieval Eastern Europe" and the like? Just that's really stalling me...

I think the term you're looking for there is the "Ancient Near East".

[V'icternus]

Looks like Dish just... Dished out some knowledge!

... *Crickets chirp* I'm funny dammit!

[Thanatos 51-50]

Looks like Dish just... Dished out some knowledge!

... *Crickets chirp* I'm funny dammit!

/takes 2d4+2 Pun damage.
That... that was horrible, Vic.

[Cobra_Ikari]

My laptop is within arm's reach of the bed. For the past few days it's actually been in the bed with me because I was talking with the girlfriend or browsing the forums whilst laying down because I sit for long periods of time at work and laying down is more relaxing.
So I quite literally often finding myself rolling over and checking the forums blearry-eyed before I take my shower.

Same here. It just takes me a couple minutes to read through all the posts that happened while I slept. >.>

*noms Nameless* >=D

[Cristo Meyers]

/takes 2d4+2 Pun damage.
That... that was horrible, Vic.

That was bad.

"But look at the bright side!"

What's the bright side?

"With pun damage like that, we won't last long enough to hear another one!"

DOH HO HO HO!

...I need my morning caffeine...I'm poorly imitating muppets...

[V'icternus]

/takes 2d4+2 Pun damage.
That... that was horrible, Vic.

Fine, I admit it, real-life me has about as much charisma as an old soggy box of cardboard. But I refuse to shut the hell up and go away. ^^

[Cristo Meyers]

Fine, I admit it, real-life me has about as much charisma as an old soggy box of cardboard. But I refuse to shut the hell up and go away. ^^

That's the spirit! Show 'em what for!

[V'icternus]

Okay.

Four: Whut?

There, I showed them what for. Kinda.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Unluckily, however, I have DR15/weapons, magic or anything actually lethal.
So, yeah, I'll live past the Pun Damage, like I do the Ego damage, the Self-esteem damage and the "Oh gods oh gods, what is that thing, it looks like a spider but it's as big as my head and going to eat me!" damage.

No, I'm not afraid of spiders. Unless they're bigger than my head and about to eat me.

[dish]

Fine, I admit it, real-life me has about as much charisma as an old soggy box of cardboard. But I refuse to shut the hell up and go away. ^^

Don't be silly. Lots of people laughed at your pun. Umm, lots... Not quite sure where they are right now, but I'm sure they were laughing just a moment ago. Perhaps they all had to pop out suddenly?

[V'icternus]

...Nice try, really, but I haven't needed an ego booster shot since I started high-school and had my ego shot with 17 12-guage shotguns all at once. (Note: Number of metaphorical shotguns merely guessed at, not actual number of metaphorical shotguns involved)

[Cristo Meyers]

Unluckily, however, I have DR15/weapons, magic or anything actually lethal.
So, yeah, I'll live past the Pun Damage, like I do the Ego damage, the Self-esteem damage and the "Oh gods oh gods, what is that thing, it looks like a spider but it's as big as my head and going to eat me!" damage.

No, I'm not afraid of spiders. Unless they're bigger than my head and about to eat me.

I'd settle for just "bigger than my head" After that, "trying to eat me" is really just a formality because, you know, it's a spider that's bigger than my bloody head

[Nameless]

*noms Nameless* >=D

*Crawls out* Your fangs hurt. >.>

[V'icternus]

I wont go anywhere near any spider larger than a fingernail clipping, and the ones that are smaller than that I kill. The ones larger than coins cause me to flee in terror, and if one showed up bigger than my head I'd probably find something sharp and dig my own brains out through my eyeholes out of fear.

[Thanatos 51-50]

I'd settle for just "bigger than my head" After that, "trying to eat me" is really just a formality because, you know, it's a spider that's bigger than my bloody head

Hey, if the spider is trying to eat something-not-me, I'm happy with it. Shelob eating orcs hunting me down? Good! Shelob then trying to eat me? Yeah, thats when the fear kicks in.

I wont go anywhere near any spider larger than a fingernail clipping, and the ones that are smaller than that I kill. The ones larger than coins cause me to flee in terror, and if one showed up bigger than my head I'd probably find something sharp and dig my own brains out through my eyeholes out of fear.

Stay away from the ladderwell I have to walk up at least twice a day every summer that usually only gets cleaned out whenever a big ol' thunderstorm or tropical system washes it all away. I can start measure their width from leg to leg in inches.
And they're pretty fat, too.

[Cristo Meyers]

I wont go anywhere near any spider larger than a fingernail clipping, and the ones that are smaller than that I kill. The ones larger than coins cause me to flee in terror, and if one showed up bigger than my head I'd probably find something sharp and dig my own brains out through my eyeholes out of fear.

Assuming you could move...assuming you haven't unwittingly blundering into its silken web and your struggles only serve to alert the beast that prey has arrived...maybe it even sits and waits, enjoying the gentle rocking of your futile struggles for awhile before picking its way along the web and injecting the paralyzing toxins so it can weave you your very own funeral shroud...

[V'icternus]

...Kill them with fire! *Gets matches and insecticide to create a makeshift poisonous flamethrower*

[Thanatos 51-50]

...Kill them with fire! *Gets matches and insecticide to create a makeshift poisonous flamethrower*

I once made an Assault Rifle in the Fallout 3 editor (GECK). It had twice the magazine capacity of a normal assault rifle, four times the durability, and did twice the damage of the Chinese Assault Rifle. It also had the dart gun's effect slapped onto it (Poison damage, plus cripple both legs). I named it the Incredibly Overpowered Assault Rifle. It could be repaired with the normal assault rifles and only took a specific type of ammunition called "Poisoned 5.56 Rounds".

I never quite could make the 5.56 rounds so they would work with the rifle.

[V'icternus]

Do you kill those annoying fire ants with it?

(Shoot the antenna's my ass... just makes them go crazy! Aim for the head you diminutive cretin! Also, get out of my game. If, in a game, I can kill everyone, and there are children, I'd better be able to kill them, too. I mean, ethically, is it really worse than nuking a town full of people that is "ugly" in a post-apocalyptic world?)

[Cristo Meyers]

I've actually got very few mods on F3. Fellout, a Stealth Armor Fix, and I think Combat Dusters are the only ones I have aside from every DLC except Mothership Zeta.

...crap, now I want to play again...so much for getting any work done this month...

[Thanatos 51-50]

As previously stated: I couldn't get the bullets to work.
No bullets = Gun no shoot

Now, the Incredibly Overpowered Armour I made, on the other hand...
(Weight 0, 85 DR, +10 Sm. Guns)
That was something special.
There are some parts of me that want to go into the game's code and "fix" the spelling so all instnaces of armour and colour and such are spelt with "U"s.
Aussie girlfriend has corrupted me. The American spelling looks wrong now.

...help