Avatar Battle Royale Discussion Thread XXVI: It's gonna be the Future Imperfect soon!

[Khaeta]

Yeah, I think the silence in the thread was preferable

[The Gremlin]

Nah, not until KP says sorry for making fun of me repeating stuff. /\Blasphemy!
Nah, screw this. I think this joke has gone on long enough.

[Mina Kobold]

I'm wondering if you guys where sane enough to actually figure out what I was saying (it's pretty easy)

[The Gremlin]

I'm wondering if you guys where sane enough to actually figure out what I was saying (it's pretty easy)

Yeah, you were talking backwards.

[kpenguin]

Talking backwards? That's a sign of the devil! Burn Keveak! Burn the witch!

[The Gremlin]

Talking backwards? That's a sign of the devil! Burn Keveak! Burn the witch!

We have found a witch, sire, may we burn him?

[kpenguin]

How do you know she's a witch?

[The Gremlin]

He looks like one!

[CrimsonAngel]

He turned me into a newt!

[Mina Kobold]

Talking backwards? That's a sign of the devil! Burn Keveak! Burn the witch!

Not again. It was annoying enough when they had a reason.

@Gremlin: You must be the witch, it's always the one that appear to help you [/detective cliché]

[The Gremlin]

He turned me into a newt!

IDIOT! You ruined the quote!!!
*Ties up CA*
We have found a new witch, may we burn her?

[kpenguin]

He looks like one!

Bring him forward.

[The Gremlin]

Bring him forward.

*Pushes witch forward*

[Mina Kobold]

Bring him forward.

Okay, *put pointy hat on Gremlin and bring him to Kpenguin*


@Crimson: I did not!...

Salamander

[The Gremlin]

Okay, *put pointy hat on Gremlin and bring him to Kpenguin*


@Crimson: I did not!...

Salamander

I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
Look! He has cried salamander! That means I am instantly pardoned! Good DAY!
*Takes off hat and leaves*

[Mina Kobold]

I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
Look! He has cried salamander! That means I am instantly pardoned! Good DAY!
*Takes off hat and leaves*

Grimdamn you're smarter than the last one *transform Gremlin into a purple snail* But not smart enough.
Look he used his devilish powers to try an escape.

[kpenguin]

I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!

But you are dressed as one.

[Wreckingrocc]

Burn the witch!

Aye, but look a' tha'! Tha other witch e'en 'as fire coming out of 'is 'ands! 'They must be immune!

I 'ave a be'er idea. Why don't we throw him 'into the lake, all tied up? If 'e lives, we 'it a stake 'through 'is 'eart. If not, we kill Gremlin!

'Os with me?

[Mina Kobold]

Burn the witch!

Aye, but look a' tha'! Tha other witch e'en 'as fire coming out of 'is 'ands! 'They must be immune!

I 'ave a be'er idea. Why don't we throw him 'into the lake, all tied up? If 'e lives, we 'it a stake 'through 'is 'eart. If not, we kill Gremlin!

'Os with me?

Sure
>_>
<_<
"Note to self, make sure to push Gremlin in the river while death ain't looking and then escape when when going back for him"

[CrimsonAngel]

I'm not a witch! *flies away*

[Mina Kobold]

I'm not a witch! *flies away*

He's right, he's technically a druid... Burn the druid!

*jumps on flyting pitchfork to pursue CrimsonAngel*

[Wreckingrocc]

I'm not a witch! *flies away*

Well, knowing witches to be deceptive types, I'd take this as a confession. However, him flying away could also be deceiving us into thinking he is a witch, when he is, indeed, not. This, however, would make the act honest, which would lead to the conclusion that he is a witch. This string of deception and paradox can only lead to the one fact: He is a witch.

[Squark]

Ok. We've officially lost it.

[Mina Kobold]

Well, knowing witches to be deceptive types, I'd take this as a confession. However, him flying away could also be deceiving us into thinking he is a witch, when he is, indeed, not. This, however, would make the act honest, which would lead to the conclusion that he is a witch. This string of deception and paradox can only lead to the one fact: He is a witch.

Of course he's the witch, but to be sure lets poke him with pointy objects...
or carrots, it's hard to remember the traditions.

[Lyinginbedmon]

I've been gone how long and you all resort to witch burnings?

[Wreckingrocc]

I've been gone how long and you all resort to witch burnings?

He's a newcomer and mysterious stranger! Must be a witch!

Burn!

[Khaeta]

Ok. We've officially lost it.

Just now?

[kpenguin]

I've been gone how long and you all resort to witch burnings?

Witch burning is a completely respectable activity.

[CrimsonAngel]

Burn the witch!

[Khaeta]

Burn the witch!

Wait, according to your sig, don't you have to make people avatars before you can burn them?

That's a lot of avatars...I'd hold off on the witch burning for now.