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    Against an angry female with a sword?

    ...Good luck. ^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by V'icternus View Post
    ...She's an angry female. She'd rip an orphaned bunny with anime eyes to shreds. You're screwed.
    Well said V'icternus, well said.

    Now where's my sword go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perenelle View Post
    Well said V'icternus, well said.

    Now where's my sword go?
    *waves Perenelle's sword around*

    Over here! I stole it when you weren't looking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V'icternus View Post
    Against an angry female with a sword?

    ...Good luck. ^^
    piece of cake.

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
    "The Mormons were right."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonprime View Post
    *waves Perenelle's sword around*

    Over here! I stole it when you weren't looking.
    I'll just get another.
    *grabs a Katana and swings at Dragonprime*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perenelle View Post
    I'll just get another.
    *grabs a Katana and swings at Dragonprime*
    Eeeeep!

    *goes off to listen to Goat Horn*
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    Eeeeep!

    *goes off to listen to Goat Horn*
    Aha! I have succeeded!
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    Aha! I have succeeded!
    What? I thought the point was to kill me.
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    What? I thought the point was to kill me.
    Nah, just drive you away.

    I dont kill people, just scare them occasionally.

    *huggles*

    (and I dont stay angry long any way.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perenelle View Post
    Nah, just drive you away.

    I dont kill people, just scare them occasionally.

    *huggles*

    (and I dont stay angry long any way.)
    But wait, you started chasing me when I was leaving. So why did you chase me then, if not to cause me some sort of harm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perenelle View Post
    Nah, just drive you away.

    I dont kill people, just scare them occasionally.

    *huggles*

    (and I dont stay angry long any way.)
    so you're nice again now?
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    You say that like she suddenly became not nice just because of the sword weilding anger! Nonsense! Nothing's nicer than threatening someone with a large, bladed weapon!
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    ^: That's Tsundere, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by V'icternus View Post
    You say that like she suddenly became not nice just because of the sword weilding anger! Nonsense! Nothing's nicer than threatening someone with a large, bladed weapon!
    nonsense.

    those with guns trump those with swords with little to no effort.
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    But guns aren't nice!

    They're mean, and drunk, and play X-Box Live.
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    <_< >_> *yoinks, snugglies half to death*
    *cuddles* ^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by V'icternus View Post
    But guns aren't nice!

    They're mean, and drunk, and play X-Box Live.
    I didn't post that Starfox picture for no reason.

    "alright team... let's rock and roll!"

    you need sleep.
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    What does that have to do with the relative niceness of the weapons?

    Guns are mean! All cold, uncaring and inanimate!

    Now, I should now probably now get up now...
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    But wait, you started chasing me when I was leaving. So why did you chase me then, if not to cause me some sort of harm?
    I wanted an excuse to use a Katana of course.

    and yes, I'm "nice again" now.
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    Yay! Katana excuse!

    If you like, you can use one on me when I get too creepy. Katana's are a cool way to die. *Shwing, Splirch!*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perenelle View Post
    I wanted an excuse to use a Katana of course.

    and yes, I'm "nice again" now.
    Ah, that's totally understandable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V'icternus View Post
    Yay! Katana excuse!

    If you like, you can use one on me when I get too creepy. Katana's are a cool way to die. *Shwing, Splirch!*
    Yeeeaahhhh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perenelle View Post
    I wanted an excuse to use a Katana of course.

    and yes, I'm "nice again" now.
    If you are nice again, can I hug you? I promise that I will not be too creepy. On a related note why do you think Katanas are just better? A Naginata gives reach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V'icternus View Post
    What does that have to do with the relative niceness of the weapons?

    Guns are mean! All cold, uncaring and inanimate!

    Now, I should now probably now get up now...
    Or later.
    guns are only mean to wussies.

    swords though, are like bad women. They will cut you if you touch them the wrong way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Assassin89 View Post
    If you are nice again, can I hug you? I promise that I will not be too creepy. On a related note why do you think Katanas are just better? A Naginata gives reach.
    yes you can hug me.
    *huggles*


    and katanas were just the first thing i thought of, to be honest.
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    No, swords are like women. They're going to cut you sooner or later, you just don't know when, and you hope it won't be lethal.
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    Hehe... touch. ^^

    (And on a side note, being mean to wussies makes you mean. Being nice makes you nice. Remember, it's how you treat your inferiors, not your equals, that provides a glimpse into what kind of person you are. It's the same with those jerky guns)

    Swords are slender, you control every movement, and you can't pull a finger and blow a hole in someones face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V'icternus View Post
    Hehe... touch. ^^

    (And on a side note, being mean to wussies makes you mean. Being nice makes you nice. Remember, it's how you treat your inferiors, not your equals, that provides a glimpse into what kind of person you are. It's the same with those jerky guns)

    Swords are slender, you control every movement, and you can't pull a finger and blow a hole in someones face.
    you act like being mean is a bad thing.
    and isn't it touche? [with an accent on the e]

    while the other idiot is swinging at you, jut pull a trigger and blow his brains out. problem solved.

    men are like guns. they are often mean, and generally do more harm than good.
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    And the only really important things to keep clean are the barrel and the guts.

    Moff: I've discovered OKcupid and have been puttering around with making a profile on there.

    ...I'm not really sure why.

    Perhaps some misguided belief that I might be able to meet one or two people in the area I've moved to.
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