KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130

[Nameless]

G'day, playground. How's everyone? *Hi-Fives Nameless, Just to be different*

*wakes up* huh? Ohai. *hi5*

[V'icternus]

you act like being mean is a bad thing.
and isn't it touche? [with an accent on the e]

while the other idiot is swinging at you, jut pull a trigger and blow his brains out. problem solved.

men are like guns. they are often mean, and generally do more harm than good.

I wasn't saying "Touche", I was saying "touch", and laughing at the double entendre of touching a sword, and the metaphor you make likening a sword to a woman. I'm funny that way.

[KataraAltinaII]

I wasn't saying "Touche", I was saying "touch", and laughing at the double entendre of touching a sword, and the metaphor you make likening a sword to a woman. I'm funny that way.

but for you to be funny, the joke would have actually had to have been funny.

metaphors... just seem to come naturally to me. I swear I'm gonna become an English Major...

[Moff Chumley]

I wasn't saying "Touche", I was saying "touch", and laughing at the double entendre of touching a sword, and the metaphor you make likening a sword to a woman. I'm funny that way.

But... it wasn't funny.

*Chumley has favored enemy: puns*

[Forever Curious]

I'm sorry, but recent events have proven that Imprison is better than guns AND swords: permanent removal of a creature except for Freedom, but who the hell casts Freedom anyway?

[KataraAltinaII]

But... it wasn't funny.

*Chumley has favored enemy: puns*

ah... so I wasn't alone in my grand scheme of thinking

[Moff Chumley]

*Hides scroll behind back*

Wut?

EDIT: Humor elitism for the win!

[V'icternus]

*Sets Chumley on fire*

[Moff Chumley]

AAAAAH!

AAAAH!
AAAH!

AAAAAH!

*runs away*

[KataraAltinaII]

*Hides scroll behind back*

Wut?

EDIT: Humor elitism for the win!

it's what I do, mate.

and V'icky... you proved me right once again. you're not actually LEAVING...

in fact, for the record, I have yet to actually see your little green circle be grey.

[Forever Curious]

Mordenkein's Disjunction the fire!

[Perenelle]

*Sets Chumley on fire*

*grabs a bucket of water and extinguishes*

[Moff Chumley]

AAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!


AAH!
AAA...

ah?

Thanks, buddy.

[Moff Chumley]

Oh, the addictingness...

[Perenelle]

AAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!


AAH!
AAA...

ah?

Thanks, buddy.

Heh, No problem. Anytime.

[Coidzor]

T_T bus schedules are hard to figure out. Especially when you're having to figure out what stop you would be heading to and you hardly know anything about the town.

[DraPrime]

Wow, one round of Team Fortress 2 just took an hour and 15 minutes. That's too damn long. Most of the time my team had to capture only one command point anyways, but it took us that long.

[Nano]

I didn't know you played, DP. You ever check out the Valve thread in Gaming (Other)?

[Assassin89]

TF2 is really popular at my college, in fact there are sometime LAN parties that support the game. I really should get the Orange Box so I could join in.

[Moff Chumley]

No, you really should get the Orange box because it's awesome.

[DraPrime]

No, you really should get the Orange box because it's awesome.

I second this notion.

[Coplantor]

Stop reminding me that I dont have the Orange Box!

[Phase]

Man o man, I sure to love this Orange Box I have here. It's so boxular and Orangey.

[Coidzor]

Great, now I want to get my orange spraypaint for Alteran.

...Wait! That's it! He can go as the orange box for halloween!

[Vizen]

I'm nervous, Playgrounders. Todays the day of the Checker of the Year competition that I'm in. We gotta be able to show off our awesome customer service (Easy), look presentable (Easy again), and scan 30 items, including one that won't scan, in 50 seconds (Not so easy).

I wouldn't be so nervous if it was just a thing in the store I work in, but it's with a bunch of other stores, and we have to be on stage.

[Phase]

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that
And all third persons who on spoiling tete-a-tetes insist
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of 'em be missed.

I do so love sirs Gilbert and Sullivan.

[Coidzor]

T_T and now I'm having trouble with my laptop power supply.

[Assassin89]

T_T and now I'm having trouble with my laptop power supply.

Did you try fully charging and then fully discharging the battery at least three times? That is what one of my teachers is doing with his Macbook.
That or something is wrong with the cable, and you may need a replacement.

[Perenelle]

Did you try fully charging and then fully discharging the battery at least three times? That is what one of my teachers is doing with his Macbook.
That or something is wrong with the cable, and you may need a replacement.

I had to replace my cable, it got bend or something and wasnt charging my laptop. those things are expensive

[Shadow_Elf]

On the subject of recharging things, I remember that I got this super cool Wii Remote charging station, that came with two battery packs. But they had to be charged once overnight. I set it all up and went to bed, but my dad turned off the Wii while doing his rounds that night. I didn't notice, so I played with them, and their battery life slowly trickled into nothingness, until the point where one wouldn't charge and the other didn't hold a charge long enough to be worth it.