KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130

[KataraAltinaII]

dude, show them your sig.

stupidity prohibited would be one of the best laws ever...

great way to get rid of stupid closed-minded idiots, to say the least.

[CrimsonAngel]

That sucks, but it looks like your school just follows "Zero Tolerance." They very well may have to, as opposed to them actually thinking along those lines.

Dosn't meen I can't think it's stupid. I'm a pre-teen, everything is stupid to me.

[Dragonrider]

Today I have

written a 2,500-word outline for my NaNoWriMo novel;
written nearly 50% of an 800-word essay (and done the research for it);
written 2/3 of a 1,200-word essay (and done some research).

My brain feels like a wrung-out sponge. So much new information generated...and 45 minutes researching a fact about Charlemagne that I won't be able to use in my paper....

Yeegh.

[CrimsonAngel]

I can't wait till I get to write Essays restricted by words.

[V'icternus]

Today I have

written a 2,500-word outline for my NaNoWriMo novel;
written nearly 50% of an 800-word essay (and done the research for it);
written 2/3 of a 1,200-word essay (and done some research).

My brain feels like a wrung-out sponge. So much new information generated...and 45 minutes researching a fact about Charlemagne that I won't be able to use in my paper....

Yeegh.

Yikes...

Do... do you need a hug?

I would if I had to be all wrung out like that...

[KataraAltinaII]

Especailly intelligent life.

actually, I think your country takes the cake for that one...

I mean, even for living there... with 1001 ways to die just outside your doorstep...

so unless intelligent people have a death wish...

[V'icternus]

The intelligent people live in the city. And here in Aus, the cities are safe. Safer than anywhere else, anyway...

Except maybe Britain. But there, what is there to be safe from? Hot tea?

[KataraAltinaII]

The intelligent people live in the city. And here in Aus, the cities are safe. Safer than anywhere else, anyway...

Except maybe Britain. But there, what is there to be safe from? Hot tea?

that can't be right. that's where you live.

hmm... maybe there's a trend among countries with Queen Elizabeth on their coins though... especially since Canada is included among those...

[V'icternus]

Not really... Canada and Australia and Britain are all very different...

For instance, Canada doesn't exist.

[Phase]

Pfft. Here, we're bored with dangerous environments, and have taken to hunting the most dangerous game. Man.

[KataraAltinaII]

nah, they all suck up to Brittyland if nothing else.

I mean, they're still brown-nosing the Brits by putting their queen on the coins and talking with funny, indecipherable accents.

and these are the British we're talking about. maybe if they were sucking up to a more badass country it'd be different...

[V'icternus]

Man are no fun to hunt!

Hunt Leopards! Hunt Crocodiles! (Real ones, not those sissy ones that rarely get bigger than a full grown man) Hunt Gorilla's!

[KataraAltinaII]

Man are no fun to hunt!

Hunt Leopards! Hunt Crocodiles! (Real ones, not those sissy ones that rarely get bigger than a full grown man) Hunt Gorilla's!

yes they are.
that's why we kill each other all the time.

[Phase]

Look, up here, our people aren't like your little sissy people. Our people'd rip your head off.


Most. Dangerous. Game.

[V'icternus]

That's because they're fun to fight. But not to hunt. You wanna hunt somthing that can physically rip you apart if you fail. Right?

[KataraAltinaII]

That's because they're fun to fight. But not to hunt. You wanna hunt somthing that can physically rip you apart if you fail. Right?

yeah.

come to America, namely, San Juan County, New Mexico, and you'll run into plenty of people who could do that to you.

[V'icternus]

You mean do that to you. We Aussies are tough. Especially as we can take a half-hour walk and run into something that could kill us before we blink...

[KataraAltinaII]

You mean do that to you. We Aussies are tough. Especially as we can take a half-hour walk and run into something that could kill us before we blink...

toughness isn't going looking for trouble. that's called blatant stupidity.

[Dragonrider]

Yikes...

Do... do you need a hug?

I would if I had to be all wrung out like that...

Hugs would be nice. I think what I need more than anything is to go to sleep, though, because that will relieve the working pressure a little. The list of today's obligations is checked off, anyway....maybe I'll call my mum and distract myself. I just got drawn into the essay again. Sigh.

[Phase]

We're descended from Theodore Roosevelt. He's one of the few people in history who could handle Australia better than Australians.

[Dragonrider]

We're descended from Theodore Roosevelt. He's one of the few people in history who could handle Australia better than Australians.

AND, without him, the teddy bear wouldn't exist.

[KataraAltinaII]

We're descended from Theodore Roosevelt. He's one of the few people in history who could handle Australia better than Australians.

well, as is rather obvious, there are two types of Australians.

there's the wussy type that make up about 98.445% of the population, and they're the ones that live in their pristine cities.

the other type are the crazy hardass maniacs (like Steve Irwin) that go out and try to tame the wild beast that is the REAL Australia.

so basically, if you know about Wilderness Survival, you've beaten out the 98.445% right there.

EDIT: and this.

AND, without him, the teddy bear wouldn't exist.

proof that Teddy Bears are badass.

[Assassin89]

AND, without him, the teddy bear wouldn't exist.

It still would exist, it just wouldn't be called a teddy bear. In fact Theodore hated being called Teddy.

[V'icternus]

Hugs would be nice. I think what I need more than anything is to go to sleep, though, because that will relieve the working pressure a little. The list of today's obligations is checked off, anyway....maybe I'll call my mum and distract myself. I just got drawn into the essay again. Sigh.

Well, if it were me, I'd blow off work and sleep...

But, you know, that's the difference between success and fun.

Anyway... *Hugs* Soldier on, and good luck.

...And if you want my advice, cut every corner you can!

And if you want my other advice, just think of how good you'll feel if you've done it, and done it well.

[Dragonrider]

It still would exist, it just wouldn't be called a teddy bear. In fact Theodore hated being called Teddy.

Well, yes...but....

[V'icternus]

Ha, I just love The Simpsons...

"To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"

Classic. ^^

[KataraAltinaII]

sounds like a typical day in the Sonic Workforce to me.

[Phase]

Simpsons will never be as good as it once was. It was always the sort of show that could make a slapstick joke one minute and a Gilbert and Sulliven joke the next.

Sadly, Shark jumpings abound.

[V'icternus]

It's still pretty funny, actually. It's just that back then, everything they did was new. Now, nothing's new because everything's been done!

Still, originality doesn't = funny. Otherwise who would watch Family Guy? (Deon't get me wrong, I love Family Guy. But it's maybe half as original as putting two pieces of bread together with something in between and eating it)

[Phase]

I hate Family Guy. Refuge in Audacity can only get you so far with me. Give me Father Ted stuck in the lingerie section over gratuitous vomiting any day.