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    Sounds like a party.

    Also: I'm amused by the way L perches in every chair he sits in. Mostly 'cos I do exactly the same thing.
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    Weird news, everyone!

    Fans of the Simpsons and adult males will all be surprised at the news that the two are crossing over in the form of Marge Simpson appearing as a cover-girl for Playboy.

    ...This creeps me out horribly.
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    WHAT? wheres the brain bleech?!?!
    easy 1 step guide to impersonating Sean Connery;
    step 1: repeat after me "I moustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."

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    Phn'glui mglw'nafh Roland GITP not-wagn'nagl not-fhtagn!

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    I this Rutskarn caused us to finish it all.
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    Ain't I a stinker.

    That's rhetorical.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V'icternus View Post
    Fans of the Simpsons and adult males will all be surprised at the news that the two are crossing over in the form of Marge Simpson appearing as a cover-girl for Playboy.

    ...This creeps me out horribly.
    *Shrugs*

    I think it's more of a joke than anything. Throw Marge on the cover, put an interview on the inside, sell some issues. Nobody buys Playboy for the cover shot, so they might as well try to garner some interest with it. But even if they've got honest-to-God nude pictures of Marge Simpson on the inside of the mag ... well, whatever. It'll be for a laugh more than anything.

    It's no weirder than our own Oots Fanservice thread, posting half-nude pictures of female stick figures.

    Actually, Playboy has been using a lot more female video game characters in their spreads. From what I gather, it hasn't supplanted any of the other nude shots.
    Last edited by FoE; 2009-10-11 at 02:12 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    Sounds like a party.

    Also: I'm amused by the way L perches in every chair he sits in. Mostly 'cos I do exactly the same thing.
    Yeah but the difference is that L is a creepy abnormal pseudo-human being and you are... uh... undead?

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    I dunno, I do the same thing with my toes as well...I should probably be disturbed at how the character resonates with me. Except for, you know, the whole being a genius part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    I dunno, I do the same thing with my toes as well...I should probably be disturbed at how the character resonates with me. Except for, you know, the whole being a genius part.
    Maybe you are L. Let's test that theory: try and find out if player zero's been killing a bunch of people lately

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    Scene of Rutskira typing away at laptop, with lots of fast zooms and dramatic sound effects.

    RUTSKIRA: Could it be? Could I be the mysterious L? It was a possibility. I could try the note on myself, and see if it would affect L...but that would cause myself to die, should it be true. And I cannot monitor myself, lest my enemies acquire the footage somehow. I cannot ask someone else, or that would cause the fluxon diameters to rupture.

    On the one hand, it was illogical to think I was L. It's perfectly absurd...perhaps a bit too perfectly. Perhaps even suspiciously absurd.

    Damn it! This was good move on L's part...on my part? I can do nothing but squirm, which is exactly what I would want.

    Roomate enters the room in slow motion. Color bleaches out of scene, roomate's hair and massive mountain-man beard turn blue.

    MARROW: Hey.

    Dramatic wipe on Rutskira.

    RUTSKIRA: Hey.

    EDIT: Said "effect" when I meant "affect." This is clearly Lira's doing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V'icternus View Post
    Weird news, everyone!

    Fans of the Simpsons and adult males will all be surprised at the news that the two are crossing over in the form of Marge Simpson appearing as a cover-girl for Playboy.

    ...This creeps me out horribly.
    That's... weird. How do they come up with this stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rpgsr4me View Post
    That's... weird. How do they come up with this stuff.
    They check around the internet?

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    Pastapastapastapastaapastaaapatsapatpspastapsaptpa . Yaay! I even got to eat today. A distinct improvement over last week, where I forgot all day. I'm impressed. With myself.

    Wish I had some cheese though. And bread.

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    Pasta without Romano or at least Parmesan is just a shame.

    Or was it sham?

    Hmm. Oh well. Mole mole mole mole! It's cooking down on the stove right now. We're going to do the chicken up soon too. mmm, my stomach already rumbles with anticipation...
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    wow... this thread didn't progress much in my absence.
    "The Mormons were right."

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    Well, sometimes we're just, y'know, stuck in the mud. :/

    I'm sort of ruminating on the weird date I went on the other day. Contemplating how one of my friends gave me this weird backhanded compliment that I was less ugly now than when we were in school together.

    And full of an incredible amount of lust, frustration, and a need for emotional intimacy which will remain unfulfilled.
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    Anyone could see that the road that they walked on is paved in gold
    it's always summer so they never get cold, never go hungry, never get old and gra-ay
    You can see the shadows wandering off somewere
    They won't make it home but they realy don't care...


    I hope you enjoyed this little song by Fastball. Sung by me.
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    Trivia question: In the intro to that song there is a lot of radio static. A snipet of a song can be heard in the noise. What song is it?

    I was outzombied by the baby!
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    Alarra ate all my awesome and now she's always acknowledged as awe-inspiring awesome. Alliteration aside, Alarra is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fostire View Post
    They check around the internet?
    lol ya probably. Remember kids, keep a large supply of brain bleach on hand before surfing the web.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alarra View Post
    Trivia question: In the intro to that song there is a lot of radio static. A snipet of a song can be heard in the noise. What song is it?
    Uh.... The spongebob themesong remix?
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    Err.... No. Any other guesses?

    I was outzombied by the baby!
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    Alarra ate all my awesome and now she's always acknowledged as awe-inspiring awesome. Alliteration aside, Alarra is awesome.

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    ^: Sorry Alarra, never heard the song before.
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    lol ya probably. Remember kids, keep a large supply of brain bleach on hand before surfing the web.
    No. You see, what you do is start small and work your way up to give your mental immune system a chance to buff the hell out of itself.
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    Start with the Unholy Trinity, work your way up to 2g1c... if you can watch that video without vomiting, congratulations! You are now numb to the internet
    Witness my glory and know that when my darkness fades, if you yet live, it is because an ally does not.

    AN EMPTY SPOT WITHIN MY CRAW CRAVES YOUR FLESH, YOUR BONES BLED RAW!
    YOUR FEAR! YOUR FEAR! SO SWEET! SO STRONG! TO TEASE MY TONGUE, YOUR LIVES ARE GONE!
    YOUR ODDS UNFAVORED, MY WEB TOO STRONG! SPEED WON'T NEGATE A LINE STEPPED WRONG!
    YOU DARE? DARE SMITE THIS AWESOME BEAST? YOUR FATES ARE SEALED AS MY NEXT FEAST!
    HEED THIS BECK AND HEAR THIS CALL! FIGHT ME STILL, YOUR WILLS SHALL FALL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alarra View Post
    Trivia question: In the intro to that song there is a lot of radio static. A snipet of a song can be heard in the noise. What song is it?
    Wish You Were Here, by Pink Floyd?

    Edit: I don't think it's right (not that much static), but it's still my best guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutsmell View Post
    Ain't I a stinker.

    That's rhetorical.
    Well, Buttskarn, in Player_Zero's absence, you have become complacent. I must be a good lackey and insult your stupid face.

    Also, I started watching Death Note recently too. AND I've been on a classic movie binge recently (Mad Max, Twelve Monkeys.)

    Are you, Player_Zero, and myself all the same person?!?!?

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    AWW, Phase! *snuggles better from meanie NASAs*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pizzaphase View Post
    Well, Buttskarn, in Player_Zero's absence, you have become complacent. I must be a good lackey and insult your stupid face.

    Also, I started watching Death Note recently too. AND I've been on a classic movie binge recently (Mad Max, Twelve Monkeys.)

    Are you, Player_Zero, and myself all the same person?!?!?
    Bring it on, Luna Tunes. Bring it on.
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    nyuck nyuck nyuck.

    Edit: Lost the second half of my post somehow... Wiggy.

    Anyway, I would say that Rutskarn as one of the three stooges along with Phase and P_Z would be a great sig-a-tar or banner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutskarn View Post
    Bring it on, Luna Tunes. Bring it on.
    Oh you did not go there.

    Don't make me go Baloo on your ass, 'Karnage.

    EDIT: I'd be Curly, y'know, cause'a the hair.
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    Foolish Games, Jewel

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    Alarra ate all my awesome and now she's always acknowledged as awe-inspiring awesome. Alliteration aside, Alarra is awesome.

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