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2009-10-01, 08:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Bounty hunter must suck.
Just a random thought. If the greatest bounty hunter of all time, Boba Fett in case some of us where in question here had gotten eaten by a stationary hole in the ground (going the the original here) then what does that say about the other mercs?
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep,he waits.
Scotty once said "Ye cannae change the law of physics"Chuck Norris can,with his FISTS!!
You can't be ressurected from a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick,it destroys the soul as well.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard,just another fist.
If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$ Chuck Norris has more money than u.
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2009-10-01, 08:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm not sure it says anything. Just that Boba got too cocky.
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2009-10-01, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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And that Han Solo is awesome.
...Also, it looks like someone isn't familiar with the Expanded Universe.
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Ok yeah he did bust out of the Sarlac and that was Kick ass. However counterpoint, he DID get himself eaten buy a hole in the ground. Also what hasn't happened in the expanded universe, really? If you are enough of a cynic you could call like ALL the expanded universe a giant soap opera. I mean things like, people having babies here, courtship of Leia there, MAUL IS BACK WITH ROBOT LEGS? Chewy dies...OH GOD WHY! anyway you see my point, agree or not you could make a strong argument comparing the expanded universe to a soap opera.
Last edited by largertyler; 2009-10-01 at 09:01 PM. Reason: really should have proof read
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep,he waits.
Scotty once said "Ye cannae change the law of physics"Chuck Norris can,with his FISTS!!
You can't be ressurected from a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick,it destroys the soul as well.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard,just another fist.
If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$ Chuck Norris has more money than u.
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2009-10-01, 09:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-01, 10:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Nonono, you're going about wrong.
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2009-10-01, 10:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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A lot of criminals ain't too hard to bring in. If you've got better equipment than law officers, you should be able to beat them to the punch almost every time.
I mean, we've got some moneyless, talentless schleb with a rusty blaster, on the run from a guy with a jetpack, flamethrower, reputation, and mean attitude.Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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2009-10-01, 10:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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I should note that most of the shooting legends of the Wild West died of a shot to the back.
Bonny and Clyde were ambushed by cops and riddled full of holes.
Nobody is invincible.Last edited by LurkerInPlayground; 2009-10-01 at 10:12 PM.
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2009-10-01, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Your signature seems uniquely appropriate right now.
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2009-10-01, 11:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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He'd been perfectly positioned to look straight down the legendary metal bikini. Any one of us would be a bit off his game if we were spending the day thinking about that.
Also, it was Tag, or possibly Bink who fell into the pit anyway.Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
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2009-10-01, 11:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-02, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-02, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, Reginald...
I DISAGREE!
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2009-10-02, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-02, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Spoony One did a funny article about Boba, in which he basically declares him to be the most overrated character of all time.
Although I loved him as a kid (with no idea why, I guess his armor rocked), I have to agree. And I don't count the books, those were written after he became inexplicably popular.How to Play Rogues Properly:
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2009-10-02, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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For some reason I'm reminded of this:
Spoiler"Reach down into your heart and you'll find many reasons to fight. Survival. Honor. Glory. But what about those who feel it's their duty to protect the innocent? There you'll find a warrior savage enough to match any dragon, and in the end, they'll retain what the others won't. Their humanity."
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2009-10-02, 04:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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the level of canon in the EU varies, but Maul getting robot legs was indeed in the not-canon section.
In Tales from Jabba's Palace- Jabba has Leia left in Boba's room as a present (being a git) and Boba, being the sort of guy who prides himself on his honor, tells her she is safe when she threatens "Touch me and one of us is going to die."
They spend the rest of the night arguing over the morality of the Rebellion, and the justice of what happened to Han- with Boba taking the view that Han is basically a drug-running crook who deserves what he got, and that the Rebellion do not have justification for their actions.
Lack of sleep might explain Boba's lapse in competance.Last edited by hamishspence; 2009-10-02 at 04:51 PM.
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2009-10-02, 05:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, the catgirls... the poor, poor catgirls...
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It's a long-standing rule. Whenever you apply real-world logic to a fantasy setting, a catgirl dies. Especially if physics is involved.
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2009-10-02, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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1) I'm not familiar of what that's from, but some people may like it. No reason to call it crap. (Okay, there may be, but you get the point.)
2) The entire text bubble was a justification for why Bobba, on that one individual day, was off his game. The length and convolution are part of the joke... It makes fun of Star Wars fanboys/girls.Avatar by Kris on a Stick
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Our real-world logic kills catgirls? Then what about when we dont use real world logic. Are we then the catgirls outselves?
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2009-10-02, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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You know why Bobba fell into the Sarlac pit? He was too busy checking out Leia.
How big would that have been on a paper? Oh snap, it's too small, and doesn't make fun of Star Wars fans enough. Oh man, what ever will I do to make fun of them, how ever will I find some sort of material to make fun of them? Oh my goodness, it's not like they don't make it easy or anything.
Panel 1: Jim: "Hey, Suzie, why did Bobba Fett fall into the sarlac pit?"
Suzie: "Probably because-"
Panel 2: Jim interrupting Suzie: "He was too busy staring at Leia!"
Panel 3: Suzie: "No, if you read the books, then you'll know that-
Panel 4 Jim interrupting Suzie again: "You've never had any sex that was consensual have you?"
Look at that. In four panels and a fraction of the text, I made a Carrie Fisher is hot reference, made fun of Star Wars fanboys/fangirls, and even made a Family Guy reference.
Crap...I'm just.....I'm just to good... Aren't I?
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Whatever... the main point is, if someone links to that sort of thing, they probably (not definitely) like it. Therefore, insulting it probably isn't the smartest thing in the world, for civilities' sake. I think I'm getting a bit preachy here, so I'll let it go. All I'm saying, let's keep GitP awesome, shall we?
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