Parson Gotti: Eldritch abomination

[Axl_Rose]

@ OP:

I very much enjoyed your analysis! That is a rare treat to find on a forum!

[Slayn82]

Thanks, Axl_rose, you're welcome.

Shipping Parson with the Erfworld equivalent of a gmilf isn't THAT much of a stretch.

...Although yeah, it's still a stretch >_>.

Well, Maggie isn't very concerned about the stretch anyway.

"Oh. All men exaggerate their stats, Lord. You all imagine a weapon bonus that isn't there. If you do break her like a...feral mount of some sort, then I suppose she'll heal fully at dawn. But the memories will last her a lifetime."

[Matar]

Well, Maggie isn't very concerned about the stretch anyway.

Oh my lawls that was awesome.

So yeah, ParsonxMaggie shipper >_>.

Actually, isn't Maggie a Thinkomancer or something? She could figure out all of Parson's Gummy Bear spots.

No, I don't know what the hell a Gummy Gear spot is. I just ****ing love Gummy bears.

[LurkerInPlayground]

Oh my lawls that was awesome.

So yeah, ParsonxMaggie shipper >_>.

Actually, isn't Maggie a Thinkomancer or something? She could figure out all of Parson's Gummy Bear spots.

No, I don't know what the hell a Gummy Gear spot is. I just ****ing love Gummy bears.

I don't think it was ever made clear if Thinkamancers could read people's minds or if they'd be held back by Loyalty compulsions.

Thinkamancers may be interested in the thought processes of other people because of their powers, but it doesn't mean they're mind readers.

[RusVal]

Oh good. Semantics.

The point is, Parson wouldn't be banging a cold and rotting thing if he decided to shack up with an Archon.

If it quacks like a hot nubile woman and walks like a not nubile woman and has all the past memories of a nubile woman. . .
Well, the body is intact, warm and doesn't stink.

Good enough.

Meh, it's further than he would have gotten back on Earth.

Not to mention that one expects an Eldritch abomination to "do" unspeakable acts. A hot undead chick sounds about right.