[TOWN] Dancing Fox Inn LII: You always remember your first (thread)

[The Bushranger]

((Banner by Celtois))

Guess what's back!
Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn.
Back again!
We would like to ask, please, no smoking in the establishment. Thank you for understanding.. Be sure to enjoy your stay.
White Text is back! Mocking your memes!

If your characters are upstairs, please use this thread to avoid confusing the other occupants

So, what to add in the white text.
Map:
There is no map. The Inn has as much space as is needed, as many tables as is needed, as many rooms as needed (Upstairs), as many corners as needed, and so on.
There is, however, a description:
How about Steak tasting better with a Steak-Taste-Better pill?
Description:

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The inn is . . . indescribable. Size wise, anyway. It has as many tables as needed, and as many chairs as needed. So that needn't be said as well.
However, the floors have been . . . completely changed.
They were rough hewn logs. They are now laminated hardwood. All of the broken, dirty glasses and silverware have been removed, and replaced with better, more functional (And clean) ones. The kitchen is, by far, the best room in the inn. Sparklingly clean, the best equipment out there, and so on. The entire inn has been renovated. It is now made of better wood, and is much cleaner. It's not the prettiest building in the town, but it's functional. Which is what counts.
Also, any damage done to the inn will fix itself by the next day. So don't worry.

Disclaimer: The only thing changing about the inn is the size. So it will allow anyone in. And will supply as many corners as needed. Nothing else is changing. And it never does change. It just . . . you watch it, it . . seems to stay the same, but you know it changes, but . . . it doesn't, but . . .. (Think about it, and your head will explode)

Ooh! Or Llama llama ducks!
Current Staff:
Nerick- Barkeep and Manager
???- Barboy
Gabriella - Barmaid
Julie - Waiter
Jessica - Cook
Psudonym - Bard
(If the person with the job, such as the barboy, if that person does not come around for a month (Or so), they lose the job. Not to be mean, but to clear up the space, so that someone else who might want it can have it.)
NOW HIRING: A Waiter / Waitresses, Barboy.
If you're none of these but think you can help, ask about a job, ask Nerick, IC.
((Also if you have a Banner idea, please, PM it to... dunno, Quinsar or Celtois.))
Maybe Banana Phones!
NPC's:

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Name: Naim Elless.
Race: Human.
Gender: Genderless.
Description: Completely average hight, weight, and so on.
He's the bartender when Nerick isn't around.

Now you can have your phone, and eat it too!
THE MENU:
Be sure to keep an eye out for our DAILY SPECIALS!
Wines*:
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry.
Elven Wine – imported straight from Elven lands unless the cart turned
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.

Bar Drinks*:
Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight but a tad . . . swampy
Shocker Lizard’s Chider – Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up electro-zaps!
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice. PINEAPPLE!!
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps. *sneak sneak sneak*
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie drink and your sword explodes.
Coffee - buzzzzz. Javajavajavajavajavajava!!
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down. . . .
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you... (Doesn't actually make your liver explode)
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis. >:p
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice. And while you're asleep, she'll loot your body
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon. Don't get a fireball. Ever.
Manticore Martini – a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste. And it's poisonous!
Melon Juice – relaxes the mind - Now available without alcohol!
Green Tea - with a hint of sugar Coffee? Tea? Monster?
Beholder's Earl Grey - It's a tea named after everyone's favorite abberation. Need I say more? Yes, actually. What's in it?
Root Beer – For those who have a weak stomach
Cold Milk – For the kids
Burning Brandy- To keep the Archbishop happy Who is never around . . .
Apple Cider - Non-alcoholic, fruity goodness! Ah, cheesy goodness.

Beers, Ales & Such*: Beer beer beer jiddily beer beer beer!
Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy Then your tummy explodes!
Grim Brewery brand Ginger Ale - deathly good Hmm . . . lawsuit, anyone? If it does kill, than it's murder, but if it doesn't, than it's false advertising.
Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands
Pirate's Drink (Rum) - Be drunk while saying "Yarrr!" Garr! Arr! Marr! Blarg!
Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind Or does it?
Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk No 'may' about it.
Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly Really should upgrade this to Red Bull, as that does give you wings.

Fizzy Drinks: (courtesy of Leigh and Mee. Thanks!) No prob.
Blueberry buzz - Spyte soda, with blueberries, and blueberry syrup in it.
Banana beer - Root beer, banana slices, whipped cream on the top, and a cherry on that. Goes well with Muffins.
Leigh special - A warm coffee (Bubbly, of course...with your choice of a hazelnut or chocolate flavor), with a swirl of peppermint, a stick of cocoa, and optional sprinkles and whipped cream. BUY ME!
Triple threat - Root beer and coffee swirled together, with a lemon wedge jammed on the rim.Poor Lemon.
K's special - Carbonated water, mixed with cream, pineapple flavoring, coconut sprinkled on top, then a few strawberries dropped into it. Very good. Could be gold covered, would that make it sell better?
Ice cream float - Your choice of flavors.
The cute drink - Just like K's special, but it has some fruit on the top. A lime slice as a smile, and two cherries as eyes. It's cute. It also comes with a little umbrella. D'awww! So cuuute!
Spryte - the regular, boring drink.

Food:
Peanuts Nothing to see here.
Chips & Dip and salsa! Ha! I slay myself!
Curry - Chicken, beef, pork, or seafood Nom.
Cured Ham Steak So it isn't hurt, right? As it got a cure spell?
BBQ Hydra Heads Ewwwww!
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta) Nothing to pick on here.
Pork Chops Pork-Fu!
Mutton Chops Mutton Kung-fu chops!
Golden Apple don't get it. It hurts to much to chew it.
Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) – Served with a lemon wedge or lime.
Fresh Bread But . . . but 3 week old green bread is soooo much better!
Fine Aged Cheddar Better than poorly aged cheddar.
Fava Beans like Java. But you drink so much, you spell them wrong, see?
Birdseed for all those avian fowl out there.
Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw purple, mauve, hamster.
Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey but not. See?
And anything else you may want. Just ask.

Dessert:
Muffins Boom boom boom, Muffins!
Brownies Brownieeeees . . . [/zombie]
Slice of cake (Chocolate, cheese, whatever...) Caaaake . . . [/zombie]
Milkshake No one ever gets these, it's sad.
Cookies Cookiiiiiiiiiiies!
Pie (Pick a flavor) How about Pi Pie?

*Can substitute the alcohol for a magical liquid that can make anybody drunk, no matter what the resistance, for a little extra.

We hope you enjoy your stay at the Dancing Fox Inn!

Some Excellent Poems
Dancing Fox Inn and DFI '09
The Ballad of the Inn
We Dream of a Town

Seals of Approval

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Helping the Town
I, II, III, IV, V

[The Bushranger]

Pat stays at his corner table, sipping his White Russian Haley's Liquer and listening.

[Chas the mage]

Richard is here. he wears his usual attire of a top hat and tail coat.

A man who looks like a younger version of richard is here. He wearsa yellow hard hat and a dark blue jumpsuit, and is covered in dirt and sut from head to toe.

Chas is here as well.

[Recaiden]

Nel smiles. Well, we used to. Generations ago, and such. I'll try to keep that in mind.

((And Recaiden gets kicked off the computer for 30+ minutes))

[Beans]

People did that?
I guess it makes sense, but... you gotta remember, I've been alive for a few months. I don't know a whole lot. She laughs gently.

Yeah, this.

[Mee]

((Bye))

So, what brings you here? Do you have any family staying here?

Um, sort of.
I was born here. And sort of have family here.

Why are you asking?

Anyway, Kwen is back.

((And, you know, I do remember my first DFI.
>.<))

[The Bushranger]

((*waves at Kwen*
*should bring Kate over here*
*has to deadtime for dinner* >.<))

[Mee]

((*waves at Kwen*
*should bring Kate over here*
*has to deadtime for dinner* >.<))

((Well, when you get back, feel free to bring Kate in.
Whoever Kate is.
>.>

See you later.))

Anyway, Kwen is still here.

[Beans]

((OOH OOH I FOUND MINE BUT WAIT WHERE DID MY PUNCTUATION KEYS GO OH GOD HELP ME
Anyway, my first was XLV. My first post in Town... DIS WUN.))

Seiner's still here, I guess...

[Chas the mage]

Richard sips gin.

chas sips vodka.

The young fellow that looks kind of like richard walks over to the restroom.

[Mee]

So anyone going to actually say hi to anyone, or are all of our characters going to be reclusive hobos?



Weeeeell, how about this, Rachel, (The little girl), goes over to Richard.
"Hi. Remember me? The elf thent me over a while ago. Remember?"
The athkth, with a nathty lithp.

[Chas the mage]

Yes... Yes...
he says, discontent.

[Mee]

Yes... Yes...
he says, discontent.

"Well, he thayth for me to tell you to behave.
Ath he'th gone now, and can't help keep an eye on you.

He altho thaid you'd pay me for telling you that.
Right?
He promithed gold. And entire countrieth.
I could be a printheth!"
She says happily, fully seeming to be expecting Richard to give her everything he owns for bringing him this information.
((He doesn't have to. And, quite honestly, the girl doesn't expect it. But she's doing this to pick on him anyway. ))

[Falgorn]

Um, sort of.
I was born here. And sort of have family here.

Why are you asking?

Anyway, Kwen is back.

((And, you know, I do remember my first DFI.
>.<))

"Just making conversation with a lovely female." Hey, maybe he could sacrifice her to shifty gods to remain youthful.

((Deadtime))

[Chas the mage]

He rolls his eyes.
I can't give you a country...
he gives her a small bag, filled with several coins.
heres a few sovereigns if it'll make you happy.

[Beans]

Seiner's here if anybody has a character's hands free.

I'm downloading the new Rammstein album. Yay me. Yay iTunes. Yay them.

[Mee]

He rolls his eyes.
I can't give you a country...
he gives her a small bag, filled with several coins.
heres a few sovereigns if it'll make you happy.

"But . . . but . . . he promised.
HE SAID YOU'D GIVE MY YOUR COUNTRY!!!!
WAAAAA!!!"
She sits down, and starts to cry. Loudly.

"Just making conversation with a lovely female." Hey, maybe he could sacrifice her to shifty gods to remain youthful.

All right.
Um . . . thanks.
She 'says', not all that sure any more. Well, still not sure, actually.

[Chas the mage]

Richard sighs and ignores the crying.

[Beans]

Seiner hears a little girl crying.
ACTION TIME.
She gets up and comes quickly over to the little girl, trying to be comforting and... stuff.
Oh, you poor thing.
What's wrong?

[Mee]

Seiner hears a little girl crying.
ACTION TIME.
She gets up and comes quickly over to the little girl, trying to be comforting and... stuff.
Oh, you poor thing.
What's wrong?

"He . . . he . . . he won't give me what he promised!"
She sobs, pointing to Richard.
Then goes back to crying. See next bit of post.

Richard sighs and ignores the crying.

She keeps crying. Louder, and louder.
Loud enough to probably start to get physically painful.
Well, to Richard, anyway.
Odds are good that no one else can hear it, unless they try really hard.

[Beans]

I'm pretty sure Seiner is hearing at least some crying. Maybe not the ear-explodey extent of it...
She tries to scoop the little girl (O RLY) up in her arms and sorta huggle her.
What?
What did he promise?

[Chas the mage]

Richard interjects

I promised nothing.

[Mee]

Richard interjects

I promised nothing.

"Yes you did! You . . . you poopy-head!"

I'm pretty sure Seiner is hearing at least some crying. Maybe not the ear-explodey extent of it...
She tries to scoop the little girl (O RLY) up in her arms and sorta huggle her.
What?
What did he promise?

"His entire country."
She says, stopping crying, but pouting cutely.

((What? Twisting the situation to get whatever she wants? I have no idea what you're talking about.
>.>
))

[Beans]

Seiner's VERY exploitable about cute kids.
His whole country?
... Okay then. She huggles the little girl sum moar.
She looks at Richard.
... Did you promise her your country?

[Recaiden]

Nel climbs out of deadtime, and comes over to Seinere and Rachel and Richard.
Picking up more little kids to take care of?

[Beans]

This one looks less likely to hold you at gunpoint. She jokes.

[Mee]

Seiner's VERY exploitable about cute kids.
His whole country?
... Okay then. She huggles the little girl sum moar.
She looks at Richard.
... Did you promise her your country?

"Uh huh."
She says, nodding vigorously.
((Sorry, I've been waiting for Chas to reply.))
"He sure did."
Which 'he', though, she doesn't say . . .

[Beans]

I think it's a politician thing, sweetie. They tend to lie. She frowns a little.

[Je dit Viola]

There's a vampire named Ricter in here, and he has a sword...he's in the back of the inn, in the shadows...

And I don't know who, if anyone, I should bring in...I'll think about it.

[Recaiden]

Nel smiles. I hope so. Don't worry girl. You'll get a country someday.