Insults For Nerds

[The Mute Bard]

I just thought that this would be a fun thread to throw out there for everyone in the playground.
A thread devoted to "nerdy" insults, sounded quite fun to me.
Therefore, I invite everyone to post their insults and have a good laugh.
I will, however, ask that the posts be within the board's rules please.

Alright then.
Since that is hopefully clear enough...I'll start.

"You're computer's so old, it can't handle facebook."

[Khanderas]

You are so computor-illiterate you shake your laptop to get the cookies out !

[Pyrian]

I see your name above your head.

It is green.

[Jokasti]

Your code compiles so slow, you have to resort to wheelie-chair swordfights just to pass the time.

[Yarram]

Maybe this should be in the silly message board games...
But if I'm taking this seriously, the most insulting thing I can think of, is... Actually no, I can't really think of anything seriously insulting off the top of my head, other than an insinuation that I prefer Windows to Linux, or that Windows is better than Linux.

[golentan]

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

Your computer's so old, you're thinking of upgrading to vacuum tubes.

Your momma's so FAT, she was made by Marc Mcdonald.

[SDF]

You bought an N'Gage didn't you? *BAM how about that for, still culturally relevant*

[FlyingWhale]

You're so lame, you use Rough Riders pocket protectors.

Your computer is so old, -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / -- .- .. .-..

Your e-mail is so old, Kevin Costner was the one who told you Y2k was a flop.

[kpenguin]

"I feel so nerdy in this conversation"
"Oh no, you're not a nerd."
"Thanks"
"You don't have the brains."
"..."
"You have all the social awkwardness, sure, but none of the intelligence to back it up. You, sir, are a dork"
"..."

[Trobby]

Hmm...a few classics ought to spice this thread up.

"You're not important! You're just an NPC!"

(In response to being asked about a topic) "Sorry, I'm not into Pokemon"

And now a few of my own.

"Yeah right, that's about as accurate as J.J. Thomson's original model of the atom!"

"The only game YOU deserve is on the Phillips CD-I!"

"I bet you couldn't beat Contra, even WITH the Konami Code!"

[Ganurath]

"I feel so nerdy in this conversation"
"Oh no, you're not a nerd."
"Thanks"
"You don't have the brains."
"..."
"You have all the social awkwardness, sure, but none of the intelligence to back it up. You, sir, are a dork"
"..."

The proper response would be "As are you, but of a different sort."

The most complex game on your computer is Math Blaster.

You turn your computer off by unplugging it.

The only way you know how to roleplay involves naughty outfits. Hypothetically.

[FlyingWhale]

You're such a nerd, the jocks wont swirly you for fear of catching your nerdism.

You are so nerdy, fat-beards will not dare step foot into your Dragon's Lair*
(*mother's basement)

In twenty years you will have a reunion commemorating the day you first saw a bra.

The only thing your time capsule from school contained was a half-eaten bag of Funions and a can of Mountain Dew.

You're so sheltered, your mother wont let you play MineSweeper.

You thought girls had long hair to cover the mind implants from their Illithidoverlords.

[Haven]

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

You thought girls had long hair to cover the mind implants from their Illithid overlords.

...You know, it would explain a lot...

[FlyingWhale]

You're so nerdly, you thought Tron was based off a true story.

You're so nerdish that you check under your bed for jocks before sleeping.


You know you're a nerd when:

You're night-light is a lightsaber.
You huff your inhaler during Homeward Bound.
You argue with Wile E. Coyote physics.
You find the fatal flaw in Tom's Rube Goldberg. (Tom & Jerry)
You watch Hannah-Barbara cartoons.

You're such a nerd, you wish you wore the bunny costume for Christmas.

[Don Julio Anejo]

You are so computor-illiterate you shake your laptop to get the cookies out !

What if I'm computer literate and still do it?

The only way you know how to roleplay involves naughty outfits.

Good times..

[MCerberus]

"Lame like an odd numbered Trek."
"In a world of Swordsages, you're a Truenamer."
"The only thing uglier than you is non-euclidean."


Yah those were stretching it. Not very good at nerdsults.

[Ganurath]

Good times..

Again, hypothetically. As in, no field data to support.

You think magic is overpowered in 4e compared to 3-3.5e.

[Solaris]

"The only thing uglier than you is non-euclidean."


Yah those were stretching it. Not very good at nerdsults.

Heheh. I disagree, that one's funny.

[KuReshtin]

Nerd Battle Rap (on IRC, of course)

[BisectedBrioche]

"The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose."
"You couldn't perfrom a hadouken if the controler had a 1/4 circle button."
"Yo mother can't tell Timesplitters from Halo!"

[evisiron]

"I heard you were so confused, you tried setting a lightsabre to stun!"

[thubby]

*in a melodic mocking tone* "you like captain Janeway"

[Dogmantra]

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

No need to carry on. I may have to use this on one of my friends who might actually get it.

[Eldan]

"I heard you were so confused, you tried setting a lightsabre to stun!"

Note to self: try to build stunning lightsaber to prove guy on internet forum wrong.

[Sneak]

You fight like a cow!

[Dogmantra]

You fight like a cow!

How appropriate, you fight like a dairy farmer.

[Serpentine]

Yo momma so fat, she's gone up a size category!

You made Charisma* your dump stat, huh?


*or Intelligence

[Blayze]

*cough*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cywgid3LxmI

That is all.

[charl]

Not available in your country. ^


Anyway, geeksult:

"It's people like you that cancelled Firefly."

Try to top that one!

[Cyrion]

Thou art a murderer and a thief!
Thou hast killed a baboon and stolen its face!

For you, beer pong is a video game.