Arena Tournament Exhibition: Exhibit A vs Sparks

[Tanaric]

Kairen Bloodclaw, round 2

Standard: Tap Psionic Tattoo.

Swift: Activate Law Devotion (AC)

Move: Perform (Interpretive Dance): (1d20-3)[12]

Done.

[RandomAction]

Golem,R2:
Move to N-19.
Perform (Sexy Dance): (1d20-1)[2]

Done.

Sorry, I have been watching too much Robot Chicken.

[Tanaric]

Kairen Bloodclaw, round 3

Swift: Shift into Predator form.

Full-round: Charge to M-19.

Attack: (1d20+10)[21]
Damage: (1d6+12)[15]

Done.

[RandomAction]

Ouch, almost 1 shotted me there.

Golem,R3:
Attack: (1d20+6)[13]
Crit check: (1d20+6)[19]
Damage: (1d10+4)[14]
Crit damage: (2d10)[10]

Done.

[Tanaric]

Didn't that hit you, and if so, wouldn't it have brought you to 0 (i.e., disabled?)

Taking a standard to hit me would knock yourself out, if my numbers are correct.

[RandomAction]

It would if I didn't have DR 2/adamant. Also at 0 hp, a warforged can take either a standard or a move action without hurting itself.

[Tanaric]

...ah. Yes.

Right then.

Kairen Bloodclaw, round 4

Bite, bite, bite, bite the annoying tinfoil man!

Attack: (1d20+8)[14]
Damage: (1d6+13)[18]
(Previous damage roll wasn't accounting for Magic Fang, by the way, and should have done 1 more damage.)

[RandomAction]

Ok, 1 hp and losing.

Golem,R4:
Attack: (1d20+6)[18]
Crit: (1d20+6)[20]
Damage: (1d10+4)[11]
Crit damage: (2d10)[16]

Done.

[Tanaric]

Kairen Bloodclaw, round 5

Standard: Attempt to perform home dentistry with Golem's armor plating.

Bite: (1d20+9)[10] (Wasn't accounting Magic Fang on the last roll. I think I'm losing my mind.)
Damage: (1d6+13)[16]

Done.

Ack! Broke a tooth.

[RandomAction]

Have I even hit you?
Ha! I have been watching the match with Donkey too.

Golem,R6:
Try to make a furry cape.
Attack:(1d20+6)[25]
Crit:(1d20+6)[16]
Damage:(1d10+4)[12]
Crit damage:(2d10)[15]

Done.

[Tanaric]

That was your first hit.

And it hurt.

I am going to bite you now.

Kairen, round 6

Swift: Switch Law Devotion to AC. attack. Sorry, it made no sense to switch it to what it already was, and I included the +3 in the attack.

Attack: (1d20+12)[30]
Damage: (1d6+13)[18]

Done.

[RandomAction]

Well, you are offically wearing adamant braces now. That and my metal a$$ is like used chewing gum.

[Tanaric]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM-

Ack! It's like a metal popcorn hull! Stuck on my tonsils! Curse youuuuuuu!

[RandomAction]

Hey, sorry to go but my nephew just woke up and I gotta put him back to bed. I will be on later today, wanna try out Veldrin?

edit: Just read your post and now gotta clean my screen from the tea I was drinking.

[Tanaric]

Uh... it's 12:15 a.m. for me, so "Later today" will have to be at least eight hours from now.

And sure.

Edit: Ha. I've still got the touch.

[RandomAction]

It's 1:18 here and 'later today' will be around 5 or 6 for you.