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[Dhavaer]

Hero point to reroll Fort save: (1d10+20)[29]

[Archpaladin Zousha]

Gravatar:

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Fortitude: (1d20+8)[25]
Initiative: (1d20+1)[9]

[UglyPanda]

Huntsman and Green Hound's legs become soft, like rubber. The two of them can no longer feel any sensation in their legs as they collapse.

"This is starting to be rather amusing. I must thank you for the dinosaurs, I was rather obsessed with them as a child." says a young man in a white doctor's coat to a woman in a tight dress who has scars all over her arms.

The man has Heath Ledger's chin, Matt Damon's Jaw Line, and Johnny Depp's cheekbones; no part of his body is any less than absolute physical perfection.

"It's nice to see you again, Jessica. But, business comes before pleasure, you know."

Suddenly, the powerpoint presentation becomes a cliche'd hypnotic swirling pattern, freezing the pedestrians in their tracks.

"Dinosaurs, attack!"

OOC:
Three raptors, one ten-foot-tall dinosaur, one unknown woman, and one evil plastic surgeon are your enemies.

Green Hound and Huntsman are prone, their base land speed is cut in half.

Initiative order:

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Magistrix
Huntsman
Unstoppable
Green Hound
Gravatar
Enemies

Malfunctioned, make your rolls.

Everyone else, take your actions.

[Dhavaer]

Magistrix steps into the sky, light streaming from her eyes and mouth as she sings an Odani Concussion Cant. A sound like a bomb thunders from the scarred woman.

OOC: Magistrix is ~100 feet up; the woman must make a DC 21 Fort save or be dazed/stunned/unconscious.

[kpenguin]

Captain Unstoppable raises an eyebrow.

"I suppose this is the Plastic Surgeon you've been on about, Gravatar?"

As he speaks, he jumps into the air and smashes down on the projector displaying the powerpoint.

OOC:
Attack - (1d20+10)[27]
Damage - (1d20+12)[19]

EDIT: Heh, forgot I don't have to make a damage roll. Projector must save vs. DC 27

[JeminiZero]

Doc Atom

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Initiative: (1d20)[15]
Fortitude Save: (1d20+11)[18]

(I really should assign those last 3 PP now)

Bah! Note to self, get some method of piercing reflective windows. Exiting his vantage point, Doc Atom tries to sneak in round the back/side door.

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Stealth: (1d20)[19]

Once inside, he looks around the place for anything (or anyone) suspicious.

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Notice: (1d20+11)[29]
Sense Motive: (1d20+11)[21]

[Malfunctioned]

Fortitude: (1d20+15)[21]
Initiative: (1d20+1)[9]

[smuchmuch]

Gh can't help but emit a yelp of surprise as he falls when his legs seems to shy away from under him. Although that particular application isn't too bad, that is one nasty power and the crippling possibilities are scary.

Doing a small roll on the side, hound draw his gun. While he's aware of the very real danger that the dinosaur represent, he'd rather neutralize the surgeon before he decidesthat everyone wouyld be funnier swithout arms or somethinbg along those line.

Attack (1d20+10)[11]
Damage (1d20+4)[6] ( rubber bullets, so non lethal damage)

... Typical.

[ChronicLunacy]

* The Huntsman

Rudy felt his legs turn to jell-o and deposit him ungracefully upon the floor. He was surprised, to say the least, but his shock at suddenly being rendered paralyzed didn't keep him from drawing his cloak around himself as he fell. By the time The Huntsman hit the ground, he was invisible to the naked eye. Then he was crawling forward on his forearms to remove himself from being trampled underfoot.

He commando-crawled as far as he was able, then propped himself up into a sitting position and drew an arrow from the quiver on his back. It had the look of a normal arrow, but the head was curiously blunt with two metal contact points. Sighting along his arm at the talkative pair above him who seemed to be responsible for both the dinosaurs as well as his condition, he let fly. The twang of the bowstring was swallowed by the sound of the battle and the arrow, instantly visible but moving too fast for the human eye to follow, shot straight at Mr. Lab Coat's chest crackling with electrical energy.

That should get his attention...or render him unconscious, he thought to himself.

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Attack: (1d20+11)[27]
Free Action: Using Visual Concealment.
Move Action: Crawl toward the nearest cover or at the very least away from the dinosaurs so that he won't get accidentally trampled.
Standard Action: Stun 11 Taser Arrow on Plastic Surgeon.

[UglyPanda]

OOC:
Guys, there are hostages. You can't just hit everything in existence.

In other words: Chronic, are you sure that's what you want to do?

[ChronicLunacy]

OOC:
Fixed it. Thanks!

[Malfunctioned]

Saviour flies straight at the largest dinosaur he can see, just until he is level with the titanic creatures face. He locks eyes with it for a brief moment.

"I did warn you"

And swings a tightly clenched fist into the beasts face.

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Attack (1d20+8)[18]

(It's DC:28 for the punch)

[UglyPanda]

Magistrix performs her spell - but it doesn't seem to do anything. The woman is just standing there.

Huntsman fires his arrow - and it goes through the Surgeon. Just straight through his head without any change.

Unstoppable smashes the projector to bits. However, the swirling pattern doesn't seem to disappear.

Green Hound just misses entirely.

Savior punches the dinosaur and it comes out with a black eye.

OOC:
Waiting on Gravatar.

[Archpaladin Zousha]

Gravatar's jaw drops when she sees the man in the labcoat.

"Pete?! Sheesh, I knew you were cuckoo, but giant dinosaurs selling phony timeshares? That really doesn't seem very you. Shouldn't you be uglifying a celebrity or making a supermodel inexplicably dissolve into a puddle of steaming goo?"

[UglyPanda]

TAUNT
You can demoralize an opponent with a Bluff check rather than an
Intimidate check. Use the normal rules for demoralizing (see page 49),
substituting Bluff for Intimidate. Targets resist using Bluff, Sense Motive,
or Will (whichever is best) and gain a +1 bonus on their resistance check
per taunt attempt against them in the same encounter.

Demoralizing is a full-round action, and it's pretty much the same as normal D&D.

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At the party

Doc Atom enters the party easily due to the DNA scanners. Currently some of the party-goers are playing a video game starring a Professor Fury-pastiche. Frank is not amused and is contemplating suing the company.

[kpenguin]

(OOC: An intimidate check is a full-round action. Demoralizing is a standard action or a move action if you're willing to take a -5 penalty

Action: An Intimidate check is a full-round action. Demoralizing in combat is a standard action. You can demoralize as a move action by taking a –5 on your check.

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[Archpaladin Zousha]

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Okay, I'll make my taunt check now. What do I have to roll for my gravity blast attack? A d20?

Taunt: (1d20+12)[13]

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And I roll a natural 1. Caaaaaraaaaaaap.

[kpenguin]

(OOC: Well, if you want to taunt and blast, you'll take a -5 penalty on your bluff check as well... make an attack roll.)

[Archpaladin Zousha]

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Forget it then I'll just make the taunt then blast later.

[UglyPanda]

"Oh please, I've outgrown my tired gimmicks. Now I only have two goals, to get as much money as possible, and to spread my face all over the world. Like so."

The appearance of every civilian within a block's radius has turned to that of The Surgeon or his accomplice.

Whatever semblance of intelligence the dinosaurs had is now gone as they begin attacking. The large dinosaur bites Savior on the arm as the three smaller ones charge at Green Hound and Gravatar. One of them manages to land a hit on the former.

OOC:
Roll toughness for Savior and Green Hound.

New round.

[Archpaladin Zousha]

"So...why the dinosaurs?"

[UglyPanda]

"They weren't my idea, but I like them nonetheless."

[Archpaladin Zousha]

"That's the dumbest thing I've heard out of you yet!"

[Malfunctioned]

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(1d20+13)[15] 13 Impervious

[smuchmuch]

Pushing with his arms, Green Hound tries to roll on the side to not end in dinosaur chow.

Toughness
(1d20+9)[27] unless being stuck in prone position somehow affect the defensive roll feat in wich count a -3 on the roll.

[UglyPanda]

The dinosaur closes its jaws on Savior's arms and *Crunch*

The raptor's teeth only sink into the foamy part of Green Hound's body armor.

OOC:
Savior takes a stun, a bruise, and an injury.

Green Hound is safe.

[Dhavaer]

Magistrix frowns, unused to seeing someone shrug off one of her spells so easily, but immediately launches into another cant.

OOC: Fatigue on the biggest dinosaur. DC 21 will save or fatigued/exhausted/unconscious.

[kpenguin]

Unstoppable roars in frustration as the hypnotic pattern remains after he destroyed the projector. He leaps to the projector screen, trying to tear it apart with his hands.

Attack - (1d20+10)[15]

[Malfunctioned]

Saviour grits his teeth in pain but forces his mind to focus on the task at hand.

(Use 1 hero point to recover from stun)

[smuchmuch]

Green Hound tries to pistol whips the head of the dino who just bited his armor to make it loose it's grasp then crawl away a fast a he can.

Attack (1d20+8)[27]
Not sure about the damage. Does a pistol handle count as a hand attack (in wich case +2 on the atack roll) or an improvised club ?