Well That Was Unexpected Thread II: Now with 230% more lasers!

[HalfTangible]

I'm not much into Batman, so that's lost on me. Plus, Asylum doesn't sound at all like Incarnation.
Arkham Institution?

Comic 412. FINALLY.

Q? C? C?

... i thought diamonds were the hardest material known to man >.> Is it because it was composed of a bunch of diamonds and would easily fall apart?

Or was that a joke?

[Emperor Ing]

They are, but that doesn't mean they're indestructible. Sure it's hard, but it's also very brittle, not unlike glass. Though because diamonds are found and refined in and into such small quantities, the actual fragility of diamond is not well known. In D&D terms, it'll probably be pretty effective against Slashing and Piercing, but something you really don't want against Bludgeoning.

Also, I made a comic. CONVINIENTALLY, just in time for april fools day. Standard procedure for most comics is to say you're gonna stop making the comic. Fortunately I don't roll that way.

Comic 413 is up. I quite enjoyed this one.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[HalfTangible]

What the...

what is this i don't even...

what just happened?!?!

[memnarch]

Right to left, bottom to top. Wow. A fairly decent april fool's day thing.

[Emperor Ing]

Hahaha, is there a problem, readers?

Basically, the normal arrangement is you read it from left to right, top to bottom. I rearranged the panels so that in order for the comic to be read correctly, it's left to right, bottom to top.

Comic 413 with it's panels arranged correctly for your convinience.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[memnarch]

Hahaha, is there a problem, readers?

Basically, the normal arrangement is you read it from left to right, top to bottom. I rearranged the panels so that in order for the comic to be read correctly, it's left to right right to left, bottom to top.

Comic 413 with it's panels arranged correctly for your convinience.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

Fixed it for you.


I still want to know how she's on the ceiling.

[Emperor Ing]

Why not? Maybe I WANTED to put Kayl on the ceiling. Maybe it's symbolic of what arguably has to be one of the most important issues in human history.

Unfortunately my internets are completely skrewed up, preventing me from streaming stuff (Youtube! Noooooo! D: )

Fortunately I managed to upload this without exploding my internets. I call it Comic 414

Q? C? C?

[memnarch]

Good luck with that dude. I think you'll need it.

[Emperor Ing]

Eh, minor problem. Something with...well...i'm actually not sure.
Computer restart cleared it right up. No present technical issues at the moment.

One hour from now until the [HERESY], I am very happy!

Comic 415. More proof that WTwU has a much larger special effects budget than OotS.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[memnarch]

I sense view? Even with the accent, that makes no sense.

Maybe "I sense ve"?

[HalfTangible]

I sense view? Even with the accent, that makes no sense.

Maybe "I sense ve"?

ve = we.

maybe 'yew'?

[Emperor Ing]

I thought it would work. And you all know what it means so...it's k. =\

Comic 416. MEEEETROOOOID!!

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[memnarch]

Last panel; is the Wii supposed to be fixed?

[Emperor Ing]

Last panel; is the Wii supposed to be fixed?

Yes. If you look closely you can see Rand's casting a spell from his other hand.

Comic 417 is up. Sometimes, you just GOTTA. No explanation necessary. And explosions. YOU GOTTA have explosions!

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Nidogg]

maan I wish my hats defied gravity....

[Emperor Ing]

Bad news guys. WTwU is being delayed. No, not for technical, writers-block, or any other reason, it's just that...well...there's...KIND OF two comics I wanna draw, so the canon comics are gonna be put on hold.

The first comic is my adventures in TF2 of me crafting my first hat. Now I already traded for a Towering Pillar, but I still wanted to combine 3 Refined Metals to see what would happen. So I got the screenshots, expect this comic by tomorrow.

The second comic will be the rather...humorous shenanigans with me and my group in a 24th level Gestalt game on this very forum.

Party hard.

[Emperor Ing]

Well, as promised...

My adventures in TF2 Hat Artifice.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[HalfTangible]

Well, as promised...

My adventures in TF2 Hat Artifice.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

An AI with a tail.

Who thought THAT was a good idea?

...

In universe, i mean.

[memnarch]

Well, you could have been bald!

[Emperor Ing]

It's better than a hatless hat, that's for sure.
Though ATM, i'm currently trying to trade for a Soldier hat. I don't play sniper that much except in rare circumstances (like on Surf servers where it can be oddly appropriate) so...let's just say trading was one of Valve's better ideas, my Towering Pillar of Hat tips to you, Valve.
I actually do have one of those, by the way. I love Trade.

Also, Epic Level. This is a parody of the later events that occured in a boss? encounter in a gestalt epic level PBP campaign i'm in. Combined with the OOC comments, the events are indeed quite amusing.
The worst part is that this is not what I had in mind when I made the comic. As a result, expect a 2nd part to this comic in the coming...eventually.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[memnarch]

*Reserving judgement until second comic*

[Emperor Ing]

Pass judgement now, it'll be awhile until I get started on the next one. I do like how the last panel came out though.

In other news, I updated the archives! Now all your favorite (or least favorite) recent comics, including over a dozen Canon comics and four extras, have been added to their respective sections.

Also, shiny new banner. Check out the Extras section (or my signature ) if you wanna see it. And to answer your question, yes. I did. Didya even need to ask? Speaking of which I may remake some of the banners, as they do use rather...outdated art styles to say the least.

Comic 418 is up. Sorry if it's a bit short, but i've been busy and I couldn't summon the willpower to add more panels.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[HalfTangible]

A) What are the things floating around Rand's head?
B) Is Rand supposed to be saying anything in the last panel or is his mouth just open just cuz?
C) If Marnia was behind the couch why did her voice come from her fake corpse? Rule of funny
D) Did the gun misfire in all of it's chambers or did she run out of ammo? Kinda hard to tell the difference in this case.

[memnarch]

A) What are the things floating around Rand's head?
B) Is Rand supposed to be saying anything in the last panel or is his mouth just open just cuz?
C) If Marnia was behind the couch why did her voice come from her fake corpse? Rule of funny
D) Did the gun misfire in all of it's chambers or did she run out of ammo? Kinda hard to tell the difference in this case.

A. I wanna know too.
B. Dazed.
C.
D. Ran empty.

[Emperor Ing]

Hay guise! Guess what?

Technical Difficulties!

That's right! Technical Difficulties!

Instead of a NORMAL inkscape crash, the SVG file just plain refused to load! So I did what I did last time, fixing a few file errors in a text editor, and when I got it to work, I learned I lost a good 80% of my templates saved, including the entirity of comic 419 that was 90% finished.

Needless to say...

So...yeah. Apparently the Omnissiah despises me. Sorry about this, it's terrible.

[memnarch]

Did you make backups/are you going to make backups now?

[Emperor Ing]

Most unused templates and backgrounds are backed up in separate files that have suffered no problems thus far. Fortunately for me, and by extension you (although you may have to add an "un" in front of "fortunately") 95% of the time when Inkscape crashes, it backs itself up in another file before closing. I love this feature. Though, losing the almost completed comic 419 made me very sadface that I had to start over. So I started over.

Comic 419 is up. On the bright side I liked the way this one came out better than what it would have been.

Questions? Comments? Critique? Grief?

[memnarch]

Critique; I can't understand what's happening to Rand after he just hit in the head with an empty gun.

[Nidogg]

Shoddy tau weapons, should be built by people with a WS of greater than 2.

[Emperor Ing]

Hey don't mess, supposedly Pulse Rifles are more powerful than bolters.
Me and [Major Powers] had a discussion on this, and we came to the conclusion that the Pulse Rifles' individual shots are more powerful, bolters have a higher rate of fire.

Also...
Unfortunately...
Furthermore, Xeno CLEARLY does not suck at close quarters.

Also, hay guise! Bad news for you, worse news for me. MOAR technical difficulties! Remember when I said that I lost 80% of the content of my svg file? Well fortunately that hasn't happened yet, but if it comes to that it will happen. The WORST part is that I got 11 panels of a scenery porn intense comic already drawn, and I DO NOT want to have to redraw it!
Currently calling upon the powers of the Geth Star for assistance.

Until further notice, your regularly scheduled comic has been replaced by Metroid Consternation.

Apologies. Not that there's anything wrong with Metroid Consternation, but if I had my way this wouldn't be happening.