Well That Was Unexpected Thread II: Now with 230% more lasers!

[Emperor Ing]

And...the discussion thread is gone

Sorry for lateness but IRL hit me like a freight train. Here's 639. As you might expect, it was supposed to be longer but I realized the comic would be gigantic if I didn't cut it off right there.

[Keios]

The health bar is not important: keep hitting him, he'll die eventually. However, where's his mana bar? It's a way different fight if he has one

Also, rounded down? Did he kill someone with extra limbs? or fewer?

[Emperor Ing]

I remember watching Terminator 2 Judgment Day

Spoiler: Terminator 2 (Though seriously. Everyone's seem T2. Who cares?)

Show

To keep the cops busy, the termie (arnold) walks out with a minigun and blasts at the cops and their vehicles for a good two minutes. In complying with John Connor's order from earlier in the movie, he avoids killing any cops. The camera cuts to the Termie's perspective, where he scans the casualties and it reads "0.00."

It has ALWAYS amused me that whoever designed the termies felt the need to give that particular readout a decimal counter, as though SkyNet or whoever thought that at some point, someone might be 1% dead or 34% dead. Hell, what does 99% dead look like?

Comic 640 is up.

edit: I did some thinking and giving how sparsely populated the Fan Comics forum is, I would not be surprised if we get lumped back into the Arts & Crafts forum

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Keios]

An Ork seems to be riding that Tau tank. There's probably an Apocalypse scenario that starts like that.

[Emperor Ing]

I suspect Ork/Tau relations would greatly improve under these circumstances.
OUR DAKKA'S DA SHINIEST DERE IZ. WIT OUR BITZ AN' OUR DAKKA DERE AIN'T GONNA BE NUTTIN' LEFT TA STOMP BY THE TIME WE HAFTA RELOAD, AND YA KNOW WHYZ? CUZ WE'Z DA TAU AND WE'Z HERE TO ZOG YA FOR DA GREATA GOOD!! WAAAAAUGH!!

Comic 641 is up

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Keios]

Clever trick. It's like flying in HhGttG, he made the laws of fusion pay attention again.

[Emperor Ing]

I don't know why but I LOVE the design on the hypt dragon's wings, I just think it's really cool

Anyways, IRL is gonna hit me like a freight train soon so I thought i'd get a comic out: 642 is up.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Doorhandle]

I don't know why but I LOVE the design on the hypt dragon's wings, I just think it's really cool

Anyways, IRL is gonna hit me like a freight train soon so I thought i'd get a comic out: 642 is up.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

You know it's cluster-**** when everyone picks up everyone else and starts trying to kill eachother using eachother.

...You also know it's a cluster-**** when your first attempt to describe the situation doesn't make any sense at all.

[Keios]

You know it's cluster-**** when everyone picks up everyone else and starts trying to kill eachother using eachother.

...You also know it's a cluster-**** when your first attempt to describe the situation doesn't make any sense at all.

It gets better when the good guys are also trying to do that.

[Emperor Ing]

Stop trying to make everything make sense!

Comic 643 is up. Because I have nothing else.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Keios]

This plot is way too thick already! What are you doing?

[Emperor Ing]

This plot is way too thick already! What are you doing?

I've been doing this comic for five years! You should know the answer by now!

And it's Hearts and Hooves Day! Meaning: It's time for our annual dose of creepy Xeno being creepy! Here are some cards for your amusement. Mostly mine though.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Keios]

The third one is not even a card. It's just plain frightening.

[Emperor Ing]

It's a Valentine's Day tradition at this point

Comic 644 is almost done. Gimme a minute.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Keios]

It's a common mistake to make, these days. Don't fret it Savvador.

[Emperor Ing]

Can't expect Hypt's greatest minds to be able to differentiate between individual organics, now can we?

Comic 645 is here. Short, doesn't advance the story at all but I couldn't justify it not being here.

Next down the pipeline is AtC 9 pt 3

[Keios]

It advances the plot for the romantic fanfiction. Be careful.

[Emperor Ing]

Aren't slashfics the measure of a piece's success? Actually, i'm getting that and haters confused. Ah well they aren't mutually exclusive.

Ask the Custodes 9 pt 3 is...finally done

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Keios]

Tzeentch is really terrible at keeping time, but you can't really judge him. Where he comes from, the only measure of time is Khorne repeating speech of "MAIM! KILL! BURN!".

[Emperor Ing]

By a result of his own nature, Tzeentch sometimes tricks Khornates into speaking corruptions of the chant. Doing so also throws off Tzeentch's sense of timing (that and he can't count and scheme at the same time, that's Kairos Fateweaver's job.) and there is enough evidence to make the case that Tzeentch is responsible for the whole "Thrones for the Throne Skull" incident.

Who's to say the Burning of Prospero didn't occur on a tuesday?

Comic 646 is up.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Starsign]

When in doubt, use words over violence. After all it may not be as flashy, but it can be all the more practical. Just look at Tzeentch.

Oh wait, worst Chaos God ever

Is Rand faking that pain btw? Didn't seem like he was all that bothered by previous bouts of attacks before.

[Keios]

A custode's body perceiving pain? It must be a scheme to confuse the enemy!

[Emperor Ing]

TZEENTCH!!

Comic 647 is finally up.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Keios]

For some reason, I ended the strip asking myself "What are the custodes doing through all of this?" but I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.

Let us see a Laser Dragon in action.

[Emperor Ing]

That actually gives me an idea for a comic I should make fairly soon

Comic 648 is NOT that comic.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Keios]

That hasn't prevented "missing" before. I know a fellow who missed a volcano with a Hadouken.

[HalfTangible]

That hasn't prevented "missing" before. I know a fellow who missed a volcano with a Hadouken.

Well sure but even then he managed to hit a planet >.>

[Keios]

Well sure but even then he managed to hit a planet >.>

A planet that was exactly at Lagrange Point 3, half an orbit ahead of the earth all the time, always behind the sun.

You can't miss harder than that.

[HalfTangible]

A planet that was exactly at Lagrange Point 3, half an orbit ahead of the earth all the time, always behind the sun.

You can't miss harder than that.

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[/joke]

Apparently you can. At least BM was a few miles away from the volcano.

[Emperor Ing]

I am totally missing something. Would someone care to explain?