Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134

[Phase]

Coffee is tasty. I like mine with the tiniest amount of cream. And 5-12 sugars. >.>

Oh, I like my coffee like I like my women.

COVERED IN BEES.

[Lyesmith]

Oh, I like my coffee like I like my women.

COVERED IN BEES.

...in a plastic cup!

[Closak]

*Eats chocolate*

What!?

*Curls up protectively around chocolate with breath weapon prepared for anyone who tries to take it from me*

*Eats more chocolate*

[Coidzor]

Oh, I like my coffee like I like my women.

COVERED IN BEES.

Ninjas can't catch your women when they're COVERED IN BEES.

I like my coffee like I like my women, cold and bitter until I set them on fire.

Back at school.

I miss my family.

Already? Maybe try stocking up on more hugs until you're sick of them before you leave next time?

I find hugging the **** out of a pillow, stuffed animal, or semi-willing victimfriend of appropriate class and calibre helps alleviate the immediacy of it somewhat.

For reference, they're roughly this sort of shape, Herr Doktor Bathwasser.

[Dragonrider]

I know how that goes, I'm essentially an orphan while my dads at the hospital.

got a cool foster family though!

Oooh. I'm sorry.

I mean, I like being here and it's great seeing my friends and being back in my room, but...............

I miss my mummy.


Edit: Coidzor: Yeah...I had a really good time. None of my siblings were annoying at all and I snapped at my mum this morning but only because I was sad to be leaving and stressed at the thought of going back to schoolwork. But three weeks till Christmas break.

[Mauve Shirt]

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."

[Dr. Bath]

Coffee is tasty. I like mine with the tiniest amount of cream. And 5-12 sugars. >.>

I take it black. Like my men.

@Zira: Sorry to hear that. Not the having a nice foster family, the other part.

@Coid: Yeah... splitting that will not end well. Perhaps cut it radially? Problem then is that two people get too much crust and one too much meat.

[Shadow_Elf]

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."

And by "ground up and in the freezer" you mean...

I am sorry, I really shouldn't keep doing that. But I am just really happy and dizzy because I just won NaNoWriMo.

[Phase]

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Imported at a loss from Columbia, stuffed into crates for a few weeks, and sometimes containing spider eggs.

[Closak]

*Looks around*

*Sniffs the air*


Where they go?


Ah well *Licks people in the face*

Oops, forgot about the acid saliva...

[Coidzor]

@Coid: Yeah... splitting that will not end well. Perhaps cut it radially? Problem then is that two people get too much crust and one too much meat.

Yeah, I proposed the problem to a couple of mathy-types and they wouldn't even touch the issue. Stating something about needing to determine how the mass was arrayed within the pastry.

[Lyesmith]

I like my coffee like my women. Hot, silent and in the kitchen.

ALTERNATIVELY aged for 12 years in a sack

EDIT : Yeah, he's recovering fine so it's all cool. He can move his arm a bit now! Slower progress than expected, but hey. Thanks for the concern!

[Coidzor]

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Slow roasted to perfection.

[Dr. Bath]

Yeah, I proposed the problem to a couple of mathy-types and they wouldn't even touch the issue. Stating something about needing to determine how the mass was arrayed within the pastry.

Well, you could calculate the centre of mass, and work it out that way, but mass isn't everything when it comes to food, you need the proper ratio of crust to filling. Very important that.

[Uncle Festy]

I like my coffee like I like my women.

IN BED.

…

*coughs*


No, not really. It's called humor. Learn it.

[Dragonrider]

Well, you could calculate the centre of mass, and work it out that way, but mass isn't everything when it comes to food, you need the proper ratio of crust to filling. Very important that.

Maybe you could cut it like this: /\ if you played it right, you might have a better chance at evening out the crust.

[Dr. Bath]

That's what I was suggesting, but because of the tapering of the meat from the centre, one person gets a bit more meat. Also, the two end piece have more crust due to the folding over part.

Don't make me draw a diagram! I'll do it!

[cycoris]

Back at school.

I miss my family.

*hugs* I miss you too.

Though I do not miss having to stay downstairs when I'm up late.

We really should coordinate our sleep schedules next time you're here.

[Cobra_Ikari]

*is power attacked* D=

thats a lot of sugar.

then again I'm one to talk... I eat sugar straight from the packages.

Same here. >.>

I like that raw sugar best. >.>

*snuggles*...to diabetic comas! =D

[Perenelle]

Same here. >.>

I like that raw sugar best. >.>

*snuggles*...to diabetic comas! =D

mm... raw sugar.
*snuggles!*

[Trobby]

I feel the same way. There has to be a way to make it taste like it smells.

@introbulus: you just gave me an idea for a new avatar

*delayed reaction* :O Do share it with me when you're done. */delayed reaction*

Back at school.

I miss my family.

;-; Don't be saaad. We'll be your foster family! Only dysfunctional and constantly ranting about things that don't make any sense.

...So you know, just like a regular family.


And while we're still on the subject, I like my coffee...with a packet and a half of sugar and about 3.7 oz. of cream.

My women, I prefer to be more like my favorite drink. A bit of tobasco, a hint of vodka, plenty of hearty V8, and just the right spices to make things interesting.

[Jibar]

Motivation,
Ugh, such an aggravation,
Comes to others of my station,
While I sit here in stagnation,
Feeling a deep compulsion,
For some procrastination,
When my work requires attention,
Listening to musics that inspires gyration,
While in my mind there are thoughts mid-gestation,
And while my rhymes come into question,
I'm still lacking in that motivation.

[Falgorn]

A Math project?

Yeah. It's a research project.
I'm tying in Math, just looking for how. Maybe about how the scientists used math to manufacture the disease....

[Pyrian]

I like my coffee like I like my women.

IN BED.

…

*coughs*


No, not really. It's called humor. Learn it.

I figured that had to be a joke. Nobody wants coffee in bed.

[Uncle Festy]

I like my coffee like I like my women.

IN BED.

…

*coughs*


No, not really. It's called humor. Learn it.

I figured that had to be a joke. Nobody wants coffee in bed.

That's getting Quote of the Week'd, if you don't mind.

[CurlyKitGirl]

And through his great travails did Thufir arrive in the holy city of knowledge. Lighter was his wallet and later was the hour than had been writ down in his plans, yet great was his elation that he attained this journey's end all by his own will.

And so did he watch The Mikado. And he saw that it was good.

And the Goddess was in The Mikado and it was good. Except for the following two incidences:
Our Pish-Tush was missing Friday night. People were quietly panicking about this as he shows up very early on - the end of A wand'ring minstrel I in fact. When did Pish-Tush shows up? Four minutes before the overture began.
Closing night (the one Thufir attended) was worse. Ko-ko lost his prop glasses and went back to college to find them. He was still missing at overture time so we delayed it.
Know where his prop glasses were? In his costume shoes. We started fifteen minutes late.
But it was absolutely fantastic and we got lots of applause.

And he met with the Goddess. And he saw that She was awesome.

Yes. Yes I am. Mainly because I smuggled you into the cast party afterwards.

And he did partake of the gin. And he saw that he was drunk.

Lightweight.
He only had one G&T. And a G,G&T. Don't see the appeal of it myself, 'twas okay at first, but it soon turned bitter and weird.
Moral of the story: don't drink gin an tonic.

I... I think I may be in love.
I went into the Blackwells in Oxford, and... there's... so... many... books...
It's just so beautiful.
So, did anyone think that was going to be a serious announcement? I'm curious.

It is my Lesser High Temple in Oxford. So lovely . . . :smallstarryeyes:

I also went to the steampunk exhibit in the Museum of the History of Science, which is amazing, but one slight problem: My camera is either broken or out of batteries. Waaant photographic record of awesomeness...

Edit: Ahah! Top of the page this time! People will read about my oxonian exploits!

Wish I could have gone with. Stupid meetings. The oxonian exploits were very interesting to read about.

Man, if only someone in this thread went to Oxford, I would just love to hear about that SO MUCH.

Ah well, 'twas a pipe dream.

Same.

So, Britlanders in the playground. Have you ever had to divide a meat pie or meat pasty (whatever you call those vaguely hemispherical things) fairly amongst, say, 3 people?

You buy three pasties. You can't equally divide it unless you cut it as you would a cake, and even then only if two people want more pastry than the other.

...*possible idiot moment* Doesn't Curly go to Oxford? */Very Introbulus Moment*

There are several Oxonians in the forum; I'm probably just the most well known.

@Thufir: Damn! I'd have loved to see the steampunk exhibition when I was passing through Oxford, sadly it was a Sunday and I was forced to just wander the streets looking dishevelled as none of my contacts in Oxford were available/answering their phone/not hiding from me.

Sowwy.
But there is always the next time! And the exhibit is there until the end of February!

Back at school.

I miss my family.

I'm going home in five days!

. . .

Earlier than anyone else here! I miss my fish and chips.

For reference, they're roughly this sort of shape, Herr Doktor Bathwasser.

THE CRIMPING ON THAT PASTY IS WRONG!! That is a pinched crust and entirely wrong.
A proper pasty should have a crimped crust. Like so. But I've been eating since since before I had teeth, so I'm an elitist.

So yesterday was closing night for my play right? Well, I met a certain chessmuffin and smuggled him into the after party and had fun.
And just earlier we spent a while walking around Oxford (in the rain (typical)) before going back to my room for tea. Then grabbing a meal and alking him back to his acommodation.
And getting incredibly cold hands and feet.
Curse the Atlantic Ocean!

[Phase]

Aha! Top Gear are on Safari! Soooo great.

If you break down you'll, what was it, have a great ti- no, wait, you'll die.

[Groundhog]

Please explain some more. When you say they're on Safari, do you mean the browser or the trip to Africa to see the lions?

[Perenelle]

Please explain some more. When you say they're on Safari, do you mean the browser or the trip to Africa to see the lions?

I wanna go to africa and see lions!!! can I come Phase!? pwease?!! =3

[Anuan]

Flights from Melbourne to Brisbane and back are expensive.

That is all.