Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134

[Trobby]

Yep. I call River! Or for extra hilarity, the Operative.

...D: There is no way I am letting you be The Guy River Tam.

[DraPrime]

I'm playing D&D at the moment. I just exploded a full hit points Dire Wolf with my sorcerer by stabbing it in the face while using Sorcerous Blade Channeling. The DM is PISSED.

Your DM is pissed? Keep up the good work!

[Trobby]

Your DM is pissed? Keep up the good work!

Exactly what I thought. XD

I have been playing for years now, and I have yet to pull off something quite that epic.

[Alteran]

I'm playing D&D at the moment. I just exploded a full hit points Dire Wolf with my sorcerer by stabbing it in the face while using Sorcerous Blade Channeling. The DM is PISSED.

*high fives* Sorcerers are indeed awesome!

Yesterday while playing a sorcerer (cold-themed dragon sorc, named Mr. Freeze), I got two kills in one turn. We were fighting these pterodactyl-like creatures on the edge of a cliff. I provoked AoOs from two different pterodactyls, and my Sorcerous Wings (Arcane Wellspring Utility) dealt about 30 damage to each of them. I got hit for around 35 damage from both of the AoOs combined. Then I used Twin Bolt to hit each of them for around 40 more damage, killing them both.

...and then a third one picked me up and dropped me off of the cliff, killing me.

Edit:

...D: There is no way I am letting you be The Guy River Tam.

D:

But I've been training in martial arts for six years, just so I could play the part! I learned Chinese! I even learned how to fly a goddamn spaceship!

I've also practiced being crazy, but that doesn't require as much effort for me.

[Cobra_Ikari]

>.>
<.<
what can I say? I likeses snuggling Cobwa.... =3

Aww...*cuddleses* ^_^

I like snuggling you, too!

And...thanks for the comments, guys.

[Shadow_Elf]

Ah, biology homework is done! Yay!

Yesterday, in a very long D&D session, my monk glomp'd an evil wizard, and crit for like 80 damage. Most epic flying tackle hug ever.

In addition, I have become addicted to Bloons Tower Defense 4. It is so much fun!

[the geekish one]

Hello all, I am back from a one week hiatus. Unfortunately, due to the nature of the hiatus, I did not get to announce that I was leaving and I'm sure you were all very worried about me. I did some stupid stuff, and I got banned from the computer for a week (time for a Fire Emblem marathon). Basically what happened was I told my parents I'd be home for 12:30 am, and I didn't get home to 6:30 am. I also didn't have my cellphone on, and my parents actually called the police as well as a bunch of people I know at 3 in the morning. There were a few other factors that got me in more trouble, but that's the gist of it. In addition to losing computer, I also am not allowed outside of my house at night for another 6 months. It's a hefty punishment, but I think I deserve it.

On a much happier note, tomorrow is my birthday! Last night, I had some friends over for D&D, a movie (Jurassic Park), and Brawl. It was very much fun, although the lack of sleep I got caught up to me an hour ago. I'll be fine for tomorrow though.

And that only got you taken away from the computer for one week? Your parents must be really cool.

[DraPrime]

So, someone went ahead and broke one of the windows in my car, which I purchased yesterday. I haven't gotten insurance yet.

RAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!

[Assassin89]

Ah, biology homework is done! Yay!

Yesterday, in a very long D&D session, my monk glomp'd an evil wizard, and crit for like 80 damage. Most epic flying tackle hug ever.

More proof that the monk is overpowered. I am serious about this. My DM says this. "Look I can make an equivalent of a full attack for a 6th level fighter at level one, and all of my saves are high. If I put enough effort, I can break the game."

[the geekish one]

Wow... people who do stuff like that piss me off.

[Perenelle]

Aww...*cuddleses* ^_^

I like snuggling you, too!

And...thanks for the comments, guys.

=3 *cuddleses*

So, someone went ahead and broke one of the windows in my car, which I purchased yesterday. I haven't gotten insurance yet.

RAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!

on purpose or by accident???

[Alteran]

More proof that the monk is overpowered. I am serious about this. My DM says this. "Look I can make an equivalent of a full attack for a 6th level fighter at level one, and all of my saves are high. If I put enough effort, I can break the game."

4e monk.

As for the strength of 3.5 monks...I've never actually played the edition, so I don't feel very qualified to talk about it. Also, this isn't really the forum for extended discussion about RPGs. Or anything, I suppose. We're a pretty transient bunch, when it comes to bantering.

[DraPrime]

on purpose or by accident???

Most likely on purpose. It had a big hole in the middle where it was probably hit with a rock or some blunt heavy object like a hammer.

My biggest concern is paying for this. My parents probably will refuse to pay for the repairs, while I'm some kid that makes minimum wage at a part time job, so it's not like I have the funds for this.

[Jack Squat]

Most likely on purpose. It had a big hole in the middle where it was probably hit with a rock or some blunt heavy object like a hammer.

My biggest concern is paying for this. My parents probably will refuse to pay for the repairs, while I'm some kid that makes minimum wage at a part time job, so it's not like I have the funds for this.

The good news is windows aren't too expensive, well relative to other parts of a car. They're also pretty easy to replace, esp. if it's a rolling window (don't have to worry about seals).

[Perenelle]

Most likely on purpose. It had a big hole in the middle where it was probably hit with a rock or some blunt heavy object like a hammer.

My biggest concern is paying for this. My parents probably will refuse to pay for the repairs, while I'm some kid that makes minimum wage at a part time job, so it's not like I have the funds for this.

Sorry.

good luck to you. hopefully repairs wont cost too much.

[DraPrime]

The good news is windows aren't too expensive, well relative to other parts of a car. They're also pretty easy to replace, esp. if it's a rolling window (don't have to worry about seals).

Ah, well that's good. I might go around the local junkyards to find a replacement window.

[Phase]

But I've been training in martial arts for six years, just so I could play the part! I learned Chinese! I even learned how to fly a goddamn spaceship!

And this is why you fail. River says gorramn, not goddamn. You need practice.

[Alteran]

And this is why you fail. River says gorramn, not goddamn. You need practice.

Wow, this is almost as embarrassing as that time I said the f-word at a Battlestar Galactica fan convention.

Although, to be technical, she only said it once (as far as I can tell). It was in Safe, and during one of her less lucid periods. However, I must grant that she has never said goddamn.

[Nameless]

Ahnold's character, in fact.

What was the name of Ahnold's character?

Why does that matter? He's Ahnold.

Also, it slightly boggles my mind now much Cobra and Perenelle snuggle together. ;o If I were a slightly better shipper, I would write something with them together.

And then I'd write a Nameless/Reinholdt one, and then rewrite the pilot episode for Firefly with GitP characters taking the place of the crew.

...

Reinholdt - Captain Reynolds
RabbitHoleLost - Inara
Jacklu - Kaylee
Eleventh - Zoe
Nameless - Wash
Jayne - SilverRaptor
Myself - Shepherd

The only characters I don't have cast to playgrounders are the siblings River and Simon.

You should do a Snakes on a Plane one. Then we can have Cobra in it.

they're naturally blue so not very spectacular.

Pretty. <3 :3

[Coidzor]

Did Goddamn even ping with their censors in that ancient day and age? I honestly can't recall.

[Quincunx]

This was Fox we're talking about--their censors were broken by Animaniacs and buried under a cairn of double entendres well before Joss Whedon was known to them.

"Well, it's that time again. . ."
"To make a cheese sandwich?"
"To make the Fox censors cry?"
"No, it's time to learn today's lesson--"
"NOOO! Oh, no!" (wailing, sobbing)
"Hey, come on. The Wheel of Morality adds boring educational value to what would otherwise be an almost entirely entertaining program."

*****

Dragonprime, is there the least chance that the previous owner's insurance will carry over to the time of transfer? You didn't drive the car home without any insurance at all, if you follow my drift.

[Gullara]

Most likely on purpose. It had a big hole in the middle where it was probably hit with a rock or some blunt heavy object like a hammer.

My biggest concern is paying for this. My parents probably will refuse to pay for the repairs, while I'm some kid that makes minimum wage at a part time job, so it's not like I have the funds for this.

All I can say is damn that sucks, if someone did that to me I'd... I'd...

[Nameless]

All I can say is damn that sucks, if someone did that to me I'd... I'd...

I would like to seconed this. It totally sucks.

[Quincunx]

Since the Quick Hits of Happiness thread has been closed, I relocate.

Happiness is a lucky dip at the foreign-language candy counter. This mystery package was peanut butter fudge at 5 eurocent per square. I hadn't tasted fudge in years and this is most welcome. Sugar hits for everyone, and an entire package of the stuff to the person who can explain why the packaging is written partly in German and partly in Cyrillic letters--there are no location identifiers on the package and the domain of the candy-maker's URL is an unhelpful .eu.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Since the Quick Hits of Happiness thread has been closed, I relocate.

Happiness is a lucky dip at the foreign-language candy counter. This mystery package was peanut butter fudge at 5 eurocent per square. I hadn't tasted fudge in years and this is most welcome. Sugar hits for everyone, and an entire package of the stuff to the person who can explain why the packaging is written partly in German and partly in Cyrillic letters--there are no location identifiers on the package and the domain of the candy-maker's URL is an unhelpful .eu.

The fudge was designed in an East German weapons lab as a chemical weapon, originally. That deliciousness you're tasting was carefully engineered to entice enemy soldiers to defect. Welcome to the cause, comrade. >.>

[Trobby]

You should do a Snakes on a Plane one. Then we can have Cobra in it.

...Actually, I think Cobra would make an excellent Simon Tam. o.o

This was Fox we're talking about--their censors were broken by Animaniacs and buried under a cairn of double entendres well before Joss Whedon was known to them.

"Well, it's that time again. . ."
"To make a cheese sandwich?"
"To make the Fox censors cry?"
"No, it's time to learn today's lesson--"
"NOOO! Oh, no!" (wailing, sobbing)
"Hey, come on. The Wheel of Morality adds boring educational value to what would otherwise be an almost entirely entertaining program."

... This makes me happy.

[Quincunx]

The fudge was designed in an East German weapons lab as a chemical weapon, originally. That deliciousness you're tasting was carefully engineered to entice enemy soldiers to defect. Welcome to the cause, comrade. >.>

Checkpoint Charlie Fudge: You'll never go back.

What the heck. It'll go nicely with my socially polarized choice of teas.

[Kneenibble]

I proffer that Mennonites made this fudge. Nobody else disposed to confect would think in both German and a cyrillic language, unless it were Bulgarians. But all the Mennonites left Europe...

What entails a socially polarized choice of tea? Like... like...

...like, lapsang souchang served with two lumps and fresh cream?

...like, like, English Breakfast served plain in a porcelain thimble with anku sweets?

...like, like, like, labrador tea served in a Jesuit's scalp?

Too soon, too soon.
*steals all foreign Quincuncium fudge and flees!*

[Cobra_Ikari]

...Actually, I think Cobra would make an excellent Simon Tam. o.o

But Simon's such a jerk at the beginning! =P

>.>

*cuddles Kaylee* =3

[Quincunx]

Around here one can choose between the main brands, the English-blended tea or the Irish-blended tea, or select the politically neutral yet socially conscious fairtrade offerings, or--oi, my fudge!

Bulgaria's a bit too far south to be a possibility; there's some parallel in Europe which the distributors don't cross. It's more likely that it came from somewhere directly east of here, but I don't think there's any Cyrillic in the north until you hit Russia. . .Kaliningrad! Does that still exist?