Murphy's Law

[Silverraptor]

I like the splash panel. Nicely done!

[CoffeeIncluded]

I like the splash panel. Nicely done!

Thank you!

[Aaron]

Well, take another look at the first panel...

I noticed it. But if the spider didn''t show up, then Remus would not have been barking, waking Radic up, who then woke everyone else up with only two very loud words.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I noticed it. But if the spider didn''t show up, then Remus would not have been barking, waking Radic up, who then woke everyone else up with only two words.

Well, it's a good thing that they're not Janine's two words then!

[Aaron]

Well, it's a good thing that they're not Janine's two words then!

...*facepalm* (1d3 + 5 damage)

That...would be bad.

[CoffeeIncluded]

...*facepalm* (1d3 + 5 damage)

That...would be bad.

It would get them up though.

[Mystic Muse]

okay, I copied the image onto my computer and looked at it on a program where I can zoom in.

THE VENOM IS BLACK

[Nathander]

I have to admit that the thing that impressed me the most on this strip was the giant spider. That is one damn well drawn spider.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I have to admit that the thing that impressed me the most on this strip was the giant spider. That is one damn well drawn spider.

Thank you! I used a bunch of reference pics for it!

[Silverraptor]

I made a spider picture, but it's too small to see all the detail.

[memnarch]

I know; I thought there was an inkscape glitch at first too.

But it's a super-dark green.

000400FF is so close to 000000FF that my display makes it look like they are both black.

Try 002000FF to 003500FF next time.

[Asta Kask]

I see only black on black. Ah, well.

Damn, that's a big-ass spider. There should really be a Size penalty to Move Silently, because that thing is not stealthy. Remus must have really tanked his Listen checks.

The thing is - yes, Lloyd is captain obvious here but that's part of the leader's job. Bark out orders so that everyone get's into high gear NOW!

[CoffeeIncluded]

I see only black on black. Ah, well.

Damn, that's a big-ass spider. There should really be a Size penalty to Move Silently, because that thing is not stealthy. Remus must have really tanked his Listen checks.

The thing is - yes, Lloyd is captain obvious here but that's part of the leader's job. Bark out orders so that everyone get's into high gear NOW!

It's also Radic who is Captain Obvious here; everyone else was up/getting up from Remus's barking already.

[Asta Kask]

It's also Radic who is Captain Obvious here; everyone else was up/getting up from Remus's barking already.

D'oh! Major brainfart from me.

Shouldn't it be captainess?

[CoffeeIncluded]

D'oh! Major brainfart from me.

Shouldn't it be captainess?

I think it's gender-neutral here.

And do you agree with Matt? (He'll never sleep with his boots off again...)

[Asta Kask]

And do you agree with Matt? (He'll never sleep with his boots off again...)

I think he can at least die with his boots on.

Edit: Shouldn't you be getting your beauty-sleep now? Or have I confused the time zones again?

[CoffeeIncluded]

I think he can at least die with his boots on.

Perhaps.

Now, imagine you're in their situation. You hear Remus barking and Radic screaming...And you look up to see a GIGANTIC spider looming over you, dripping poison onto Lloyd's blanket that's how close it is.

Random: Who do you think would carry out the following conversation?

Person 1: Well...Right now you are down and out, and feeling really crappy...

Person 2: So help me, if you break out into a song and dance number, I will beat you with your femur.

[Asta Kask]

Person 1: Well...Right now you are down and out, and feeling really crappy...

Person 2: So help me, if you break out into a song and dance number, I will beat you with your femur.

I don't know them too well - it's only been 12 strips. But my guess is P1=Janine and P2=Radic.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I don't know them too well - it's only been 12 strips. But my guess is P1=Janine and P2=Radic.

Oh yeah. Heheh.

Do you know where what P1 said is from?

[Asta Kask]

Oh yeah. Heheh.

Do you know where what P1 said is from?

It seems familiar, but... no.

[The Dark Fiddler]

But when I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me... happy!

Schadenfreude - Avenue Q (Nikky and Gary Coleman)

[CoffeeIncluded]

It seems familiar, but... no.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA

Enjoy!

But when I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me... happy!

Schadenfreude - Avenue Q (Nikky and Gary Coleman)

Aww, you spoiled it!

So...Didja like?

[Asta Kask]

So...Didja like?

There's a Swedish saying: The Schadenfreude is the only true joy.

Yeah, although I prefer heavy metal and Wagnerian opera.

So... fight scene. I wonder how these characters would look manga-style.

[CoffeeIncluded]

There's a Swedish saying: The Schadenfreude is the only true joy.

Yeah, although I prefer heavy metal and Wagnerian opera.

So... fight scene. I wonder how these characters would look manga-style.

Yes, but Elagune doesn't read this.

[Asta Kask]

Yes, but Elagune doesn't read this.

Use your feminine wiles on him.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Use your feminine wiles on him.

Have I come across as particularly feminine or wily to you?

[Asta Kask]

Have I come across as particularly feminine or wily to you?

*mystical voice*

The knowledge is inside you, girl. You only have to come in contact with your womb, your guide to the Great Mother. Trust your instincts.

*/mystical voice*

Or you could offer to send him pictures of Naughty Catholic* Schoolgirl Day. Not pictures of you, per se, but there were other girls there.

*is there a special significance to them being Catholic? Are Jewish schoolgirls less naughty? And what did the boys dress up as?

If this is any guide, Catholic Schoolgirls only exist in subtropical climates. Perhaps that's why the Reformation never made it to Southern Europe.

[CoffeeIncluded]

*mystical voice*

The knowledge is inside you, girl. You only have to come in contact with your womb, your guide to the Great Mother. Trust your instincts.

*/mystical voice*

Or you could offer to send him pictures of Naughty Catholic* Schoolgirl Day. Not pictures of you, per se, but there were other girls there.

*is there a special significance to them being Catholic? Are Jewish schoolgirls less naughty? And what did the boys dress up as?

The joke is that Catholic schoolgirl outfits include blouses and skirts. So...Too-tight blouses and miniskirts.

And no, the buys dressed up as normal. You're thinking of Drag Day.

[Asta Kask]

The joke is that Catholic schoolgirl outfits include blouses and skirts. So...Too-tight blouses and miniskirts.

And no, the buys dressed up as normal. You're thinking of Drag Day.

So there was a cheesecake day, but no beefcake day? That's just mean - you should demand equal treatment next year (or will you be too old?)

[CoffeeIncluded]

So there was a cheesecake day, but no beefcake day? That's just mean - you should demand equal treatment next year (or will you be too old?)

I'm too old.

Trust me. It was so worth it to see all the guys in dresses, makeup, and high heels.

At a college.

With college tours taking place that day.