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2009-12-04, 04:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2009-12-04, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-04, 01:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Damn! I had hoped to have my story finished by the time the new thread was up but my plot bunny has grown tentacles and taken to attacking ships (plot kraken?). It should be finished soon but then again I have to read it through and type it up and I know there will be bits I want to change so don't hold your breath.
Nice story Zanaril, both were in character vocally but I don't see V as someone who would get drunk.Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2009-12-04, 02:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I think I'll give this a try,
So... Miko, Durkon and they are snowed in OK
SpoilerSearching for Girard's gate Durkon began reminiscing on the past, specifically a night a year before meeting with Roy and starting the order of the stick...
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He had just been exiled from the dwarven lands and was travelling the mountains aimlessly when he saw a young woman fighting ten goblins, he ran to her aid with all the speed his short legs could muster.
Together they easily bested them. They exchanged greetings, "I'm Durkon Thundershield cleric of the god Thor," Durkon said. "It is good to meet you Durkon Thundershield I am Miko Miyazaki, samurai of th-"
A loud rumble in the distance cut her words short. The battle had started a huge avalanche that was surging down the mountain.
"Run", Durkon said, they barely made it to an adjacent cave when the snow hit them.
The cave had a small fire and some crude, sleeping pallets, Durkon thought it may have been the goblins den.
"This will have to do until help reaches us. Hopefully that will not take too long"
"Och tha may take weeks, 'f ever. t’mrow’ll start digging us out. I’m too tired now."
"Very well I will assist you in the morning,"
So they set about getting a meal prepared and devouring it, after that just sat staring into the fire, lost in their own.
Miko suddenly spoke up," You where very heroic coming to my rescue, and also very dashing."
"Wha, I'm sorry but I'm nah attracted to humans in tha way."
Miko began to try to explain herself, tripping over words in her haste, cursing her low charisma at the same time. Durkon swiftly calmed her and they went to there separate pallets. There was silence in the cave until Durkon broke," Wha I jus' said may nah have been true."
"I'm sorry what did you say?"
Durkon answered her with a kiss.
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The next day they set about cleaning away the snow, and that night they whispered sweet nothings into each other’s ear.
The days passed like this, for eight days. The eight happiest days of both their lives and as they walked away from each other for what they believed to be the last time Miko wiped a single tear from her cheek.
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Durkon shuck himself out of his reminiscing, muttering to himself how there was no sense wallowing in the past.
What do people think?Last edited by Cire II; 2009-12-04 at 02:58 PM.
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2009-12-04, 02:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2009-12-04, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Last edited by Cire II; 2009-12-04 at 02:59 PM.
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2009-12-04, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Actually, now I'm not distracted by bad spelling () it's really very good! Quite sweet.
Last edited by Taekwondodo; 2009-12-04 at 03:22 PM.
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2009-12-04, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Thank you that means a lot, realy.
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2009-12-04, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2009-12-04, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Maybe I could add some more of Durkons "memories", later.
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2009-12-04, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-04, 06:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-04, 07:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-04, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-04, 08:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2009-12-04, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
almost done! but i want to have thog come in right at the end and do something silly, like barging in dressed as cloud and singing grace Kelly. is that allowed under the crack pairings thread?
...wait, what's going on here?
*looks around, sees the drooling screaming madman chasing people*
Oh! hey Belkar! thought you'd be shorter!Last edited by DarkElfGangsta; 2009-12-04 at 11:46 PM.
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2009-12-05, 02:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2009-12-05, 03:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-05, 05:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Hey Fiddler, if your still planning on running a competition, I've got an idea: Christmas themed pairing stories!
Misletoe! Snow! Ice-skating! Unwanted anonymous presents!
Or squicking people out.
Or both at the same time.
That said, you can get a lot done with PG-13...
From the character equations thread:These people do know about this thread, right?Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-05 at 06:46 AM.
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2009-12-05, 06:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
New thread. Hi all.
Suppose I better start writing again...
Define explicate. No really. Quoting that piece of literature, My immortal:
No. L can't. Amway, despite gratuitous sex, I would not call that explicate. In any way. While I know authors who only need to hint.
I mean, I can easily do R-rated stuff by hinting and letting your minds fill in the rest.Last edited by Cracklord; 2009-12-05 at 06:46 AM.
Nadir We,
Youth Born,
Blood Letters,
Axe Weilders,
Victors Still.
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2009-12-05, 06:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-05, 06:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
A shot of The tears of children who have lost their innocence, on the rocks, with a slice of lemon.
Bu nothing stronger. I'm off the heavy stuff.
Don't want to lose my girlish build.Last edited by Cracklord; 2009-12-05 at 06:57 AM.
Nadir We,
Youth Born,
Blood Letters,
Axe Weilders,
Victors Still.
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2009-12-05, 06:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-05, 06:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I just edited...
On the rocks.
Anyway, expect my contribution up tomorrow. I get to kill Belkar again!
Then, V as a champion of Slaanesh forcing Kyrie to come back to him/her.
Then (unfortunately) I'll need a new plot bunny. Perhaps O-Chul x Freya.
Hey, who won the squickies?Last edited by Cracklord; 2009-12-05 at 07:06 AM.
Nadir We,
Youth Born,
Blood Letters,
Axe Weilders,
Victors Still.
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2009-12-05, 07:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-05, 08:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-05, 10:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I'd like a definition of 'explicit' as well (and yes, I realize that it's a joke). I just wrote something and I'm trying to figure out if it's R or PG-13.
Is it okay if we do explicit tail/wing stroking for succubi and ear stroking for elves? But everyone keeps their clothes on?Last edited by Water-Smurf; 2009-12-05 at 10:11 AM.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-05, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
*Waits while Cracklord chugs the tears*
*Saps Cracklord*
Spoiler"What whrere am I?" groaned Cracklord "What are you doing here Zan- Mnph!"
Zanrill had cut him off with a kiss.
5 Min. Earlier_____________________________
"We'll never do it You twisted fiends!" Shouted a tied-up Vaarsuvius
"Speak for your self ears! Is she hot?" Said Belkar
"IT'LL NEVER WORK! The 12 Gods protect me from your evil spells!" Said Miko
"SILENCE!" Yelled Zanrill before going behind a glass panel "RELEASE THE LOVE GAS!"
As pink gas filled the room, Watersmurf opened a door and walked up to Zanrill, still under the afects of the champange.
"Boy is it hot in here..." she moaned "Ooo! A window!"
"DON'T!!!" Zanrill shouted as Watersmurf opened the glass
"NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!"
"The Love Gas is relesed, sir" said Random Hobgoblin No. 13459
"Good!" Said Dark Fiddiler "Let them at Cracklord!"
Whoops! Sorry Zanarill! ssssssssss...
*sniffs* Do you smell something?
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2009-12-05, 10:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Credits to half-halfling for my adorable avatar.
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2009-12-05, 10:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.