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    Default Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy

    Hello, and welcome to the fifth Crack Pairings thread. If you haven't read the previous ones yet, you can do so here, here, here, and here.

    Or, if you don't wish to read through all 200 pages, here's the short version: we have a roller and some tables. You roll a pairing, and maybe a plot device, then you write it, draw it, act it out, interpretive dance it, whatever! Apparently we like this sort of thing.

    Please remember to keep it clean, folks! The board rules still apply!

    When posting a pairing, please at least try to do something with it. We like it when people try!


    New: Sure, we won't be winning any Oscars or anything, but that doesn't mean we can't have our own little awards.

    Should you wish to roll a pairing, Sgeo coded up a roller for us. If you want that personal touch, go roll on the tables, or make up your own pairing!

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    Initial Table
    Roll 2d6 (or more!) decide which tables to pick the characters from.
    1. OotS Table 1
    2. OotS Table 2
    3. OotS Table 3
    4. OotS Table 4
    5. Minion List
    6. Dead Guy List


    Table 1 - By Minion992929
    1. Roy
    2. Durkon
    3. Celia
    4. Xykon
    5. Tsukiko
    6. Vaarsuvius
    7. Monster in The Dark
    8. Miko
    9. Nale
    10. Elan
    11. Haley
    12. Belkar
    13. Lord Shojo
    14. Redcloak
    15. Hinjo
    16. Daigo
    17. Kazumi
    18. Inkyrius
    19. Roll again twice
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Table 2 - By Minion 992929
    1. The Guy with a halberd
    2. Sarah Greenhilt
    3. Haley's dad
    4. Thanh
    5. Julio Scoundrél
    6. Mr. Rodriguez
    7. Horace Greenhilt
    8. Therkla
    9. Zz'Dtri
    10. YokYok
    11. Leeky Windstaff
    12. The Cliffport chief of police
    13. Windstriker
    14. Jirix
    15. Lien
    16. Argent
    17. Yor
    18. Roll again twice
    19. Roll again on twice on Initial Table
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Table 3 - By Minion992929
    1. Soon Kim (incorporeal)
    2. Shadowdancer
    3. Hilgya
    4. Dorukan
    5. Bozzok
    6. Crystal
    7. Bandit King
    8. Ancient Black Dragon
    9. O-Chul
    10. The Snarl
    11. The Eye of Fear and Flame
    12. Lord Kubota
    13. Thog
    14. Julia Greenhilt
    15. Belkar
    16. The oracle
    17. Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
    18. Roll again twice on Initial Table
    19. Roll again twice
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Table 4 - By Minion 992929
    1. The dragon's hoard
    2. The chimera
    3. The really dangerous trap
    4. Roy's Archon
    5. The Hydra
    6. Teevo
    7. Xykon's zombie dragon head
    8. Roy's sword
    9. The entire Hobgoblin army
    10. The orc chieftain
    11. The IFCC
    12. Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
    13. Mr Scruffy
    14. Hieronymus Grubwiggler
    15. All of the Demon Roaches at once
    16. Bone golem Roy
    17. Roll again twice
    18. Roll again on Tables 1, 2, and 3
    19. Roll again twice on Initial Table
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Minion List -Made By MReav
    1. Goblin
    2. Hobgoblin
    3. Kobold
    4. Ogre
    5. Lizardfolk
    6. Bug-people
    7. Azure City Soldier
    8. Bandit or Thieves Guild Member
    9. Orc
    10. Owlbear
    11. Troll (flip coin to determine land or sea)
    12. Zombie
    13. Ghoul
    14. City Guardsman
    15. Angel-thing
    16. Ghost Martyr
    17. Roll again on another table.
    18. Roll again twice
    19. Roll Again and invert alignment
    20. Roll again for minion army


    Dead Guy List -Made By MReav
    1. Samantha
    2. Sangwaan
    3. Hobgoblin General
    4. Azure City General
    5. Death Knight
    6. Huecva
    7. Trigak
    8. Earth Dungeon Guardian
    9. Fire Dungeon Guardian
    10. Kraagor
    11. Mijung
    12. Eugene Greenhilt
    13. Old Blind Pete
    14. Giant Devil
    15. Buggy-Lou
    16. Isamu.
    17. Roll Again on a different table
    18. Roll Again Twice
    19. Roll Again and Switch Gender
    20. Roll again. If you roll this option twice in a row: Eastern Pantheon and World 1.0


    Supplemental Plot Devices
    Roll 1d4 (or more!)
    1. Table 1
    2. Table 2
    3. Table 3
    4. Table 4


    Table 1 - By Nerdanel
    1. Unrequited love
    2. Love potion
    3. Drunkenness
    4. Snowed in
    5. Stuck on a desert island
    6. In the afterlife
    7. Aliens Made Them Do It (not necessarily literal aliens)
    8. True love
    9. Love/hate relationship
    10. Adultery
    11. Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
    12. Pink frills and white lace
    13. French maid costume
    14. Police/military uniform
    15. High heels and black leather
    16. American high school setting
    17. Someone is a vampire
    18. Everyone is a furry version of themselves
    19. Kidnapped (By somebody inside or outside of the pairing)
    20. Roll again twice


    Table 2 - by Sereg
    1. Dream Sequence
    2. Anonymous Dating Service
    3. Bodyswapped
    4. Meta
    5. Curse
    6. Spell gone wrong
    7. Damsel/dude in distress
    8. Lots and lots of angst (because then it will be true art)
    9. Amnesia
    10. Mistaken identity
    11. Genre shift
    12. Finding “new uses” for objects
    13. The real world
    14. Geas/Quest
    15. Zone of Truth
    16. Truth, dare or command
    17. Voyeurism
    18. In a playground
    19. Roll again twice
    20. Roll again on another table


    Table 3 - by Sereg
    1. Fulfilling an unusual fantasy (as demonstrated in Coffee Included’s V x Haley x Elan with Belkar watching fic)
    2. Arranged marriage
    3. Already married
    4. Prostitution
    5. Concubines
    6. Inheritance of wealth and/or title from obscure dead relative
    7. Class change/multiclassing
    8. Team Evil is trying to save the world from the Oots’ plan to control/release the snarl
    9. Past/future life
    10. In 20 years from current comic
    11. They discover that they are close relatives at the end
    12. Disease
    13. “The whole party is controlled by giant space cats and Xykon is from modern Earth”
    14. Deus ex machina
    15. With the author
    16. With another crack-pairer
    17. On the web-site
    18. Lampshading (roll again)
    19. Roll again twice
    20. Roll again on another table


    Table 4 - by Sereg
    • While arguing with the author
    • It’s not them, it’s their players/character sheets/stat blocks/minis/dice (Yes, I know that this isn’t a game, but when have we let canon stand in our way?)
    • To make someone else jealous
    • To save the world
    • Mind-control
    • Twins separated at birth
    • This is what the snarl actually does
    • In a watery environment
    • While under attack
    • Because of a literal genie
    • Because if they don’t they’ll die/get unmade
    • On the rebound
    • In jail/a dungeon
    • While playing strip-(insert game here)
    • Wardrobe malfunction
    • On meds
    • As part of their therapy
    • With a giant
    • With a subversion/aversion/inversion/double subversion of (roll again)
    • Roll again twice



    Of course, feel free to make up your own pairings!
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    Crack Pairings Story Index

    Stories by Asta Kask
    Stories by badam104172
    Stories by baf
    Stories by BatRobin
    Stories by Belkster11
    Stories by The Blackbird
    Stories by TheBibliophile
    Stories by CapedLuigiYoshi
    Stories by Cire II
    Stories by ClericOfBelker
    Stories by Closak
    Stories by CoffeeIncluded
    Stories by Cracklord
    Miko/Durkon
    Inkyrius/Bozzok
    O-Chul/Thog
    Therkla/Crystal
    Nale/The Shadow Dancer/Soulsplice
    Tsukiko/Soon
    Leeky Windstaff/Lord Kubota
    Teevo/Thanh
    O-Chul/Chief Grukgruk
    Bozzok/Tsukiko/Crystal
    Nale/Hinjo/O-Chul/Julia
    Xykon/Thog
    Edward Cullen/Harry Potter/Raistlin Majere/Xykon/Tsukiko/Lien/Stanley the Tool/Winston Churchill
    Xykon/Julio Scoundrel
    Belkar/Jenny
    Eugene/Ydranna
    Bozzok/Haley
    Lord Shojo/Julio Scoundrel
    Durkon/Lien
    Durkon/Lien
    Durkon/Lien
    Durkon/Lien
    Durkon/Lien [The Beginning]
    Julia Greenhilt/Xykon
    Bozzok/Zz'Dtri
    Julia/Roy's Sword
    Durkon/Lien
    Roy/Sabine
    Shojo/Miko
    Durkon/Lien
    Belkar in Hell [Part 1]
    Belkar in Hell [Part 2]
    Belkar in Hell [Part 3]
    Belkar in Hell [Part 4]
    Belkar in Hell [Part 5]
    Belkar in Hell [Part 6]
    Soon Kim/Mijung
    Durkon/Lien
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 1]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 2]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 3]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 4]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 5]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 6]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 7]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 8]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 9]
    Stories by CurlyKitGirl
    Stories by Dak Frostwrath
    Stories by Dark Apprentice
    Stories by The Dark Fiddler
    Stories by DarkElfGangsta
    Stories by Dark_Stryke
    Stories by Discord
    Stories by doliest
    Stories by Dra-Goon
    Stories by Dr.Gunsforhands
    Stories by Elan's Modron
    Stories by Elvenblade
    Stories by esmerelder
    Stories by Expeditious
    Stories by Eztheria
    Stories by Forevernade
    Stories by Gimliggamer
    Stories by golentan
    Stories by Hijax
    Stories by Introbulus
    Stories by jogiff
    Stories by Kaytara
    Stories by Kill Screen
    Stories by Kirby
    Stories by Kitteh
    Stories by Kobold-Bard
    Stories by Kraggi
    Stories by Kyronea
    Stories by Lawyergoblin
    Stories by lindorm
    Stories by Lollie
    Stories by Lycan 01
    Stories by MagicianMan5
    Stories by Malkar Grumbo
    Stories by Mariel Dragon
    Stories by MasamuneSSX
    Stories by Meg
    Stories by Metalhead
    Stories by mizzim
    Stories by Monzach
    Stories by Moofin Bard
    Stories by Moon_Called
    Stories by MReav
    Stories by Mr. Cales
    Stories by NamonakiRei
    Stories by Nathander
    Stories by NemoUtopia
    Stories by Nerdanel
    Stories by The Odor
    Stories by Omergideon
    Stories by Oooohaloophole
    Stories by Pid6
    Stories by pnewman
    Stories by PsychoPat
    Stories by Ronnoc
    Stories by RPGAgmJAY
    Stories by Saeyan
    Stories by SaintRidley
    Stories by Sequinox
    Stories by Sereg
    Stories by Sewblon
    Stories by ShinyDelusion
    Stories by ShneekeyTheLost
    Stories by Silverraptor
    Stories by Somniloquist
    Stories by Sstoopidtallkid
    Stories by Taekwondodo
    Stories by Tatterdemalion
    Stories by Thor Person Guy
    Stories by Tira-chan
    Stories by TooManySecrets
    Stories by TSED
    Stories by waterpenguin43
    Stories by Water-Smurf
    In the Arms of MorpheusIcelusCurse of PhobetorTragedy of HypnosPasithea's MessengerBridge Across the StarsIn Vino VeritasClaude Os, Aperi Oculos!Quos Amor Verus Tenuit, TenebitActa Non VerbaPawns of the Gods
    Stories by Weimann
    Stories by WhereamI?
    Stories by Xesirin
    Stories by Yiuel
    Stories by yubel
    Stories by Zanaril
    Stories by Zen_Heart
    Stories by Ziren
    Stories by Zolkabro
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    Crack Pairings Art Compilation
    A compilation of the art made specifically for the Crack Pairings Thread.

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    Art by BatRobin

    Tiasal (version one).


    Tiasal (version two).



    Art by Belkster11

    Sangwaan and Hinjo.



    Art by CheeseMuncher

    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Belkar.


    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Vaarsuvius and Roy.


    Xykon and Redcloak.


    Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Tsukiko and Redcloak.


    Tsukiko and Redcloak (coloured version).


    Spliced Inkyrius.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Celia and Vaarsuvius.


    Redcloak and Xykon.




    Art by CoffeeIncluded

    Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius and their children.




    Art by Delorges

    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Miko and O-Chul.



    Art by Discord

    Vaarsuvius and Miko.


    Tsukiko and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.


    Lirian and Aarindarius.


    Haerta and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius, Tsukiko, and their child.


    Miko and Vaarsuvius.


    Haley and Vaarsuvius.


    Roy and Elan.


    Aarindarius and Lirian.


    Haley and Celia.



    Art by Expeditious

    Vaarsuvius and Blackwing.


    Vaarsuvius.



    Art by Funky Goose




    A comic version of Water-Smurf's Vaarsuvius/Redcloak story.


    Half-dragon child of Belkar.


    Young Roy and the Little Psion that Could.



    Art by half-halfling

    Vaarsuvius and V's personifications of femininity and masculinity.


    Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius, their children and the soul splice.


    Tsukiko and Jirix.


    Haley and Vaarsuvius.


    MiTD and Tsukiko.


    Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius' Parent and young Vaarsuvius.


    Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Tiasal and Terentius.


    Jirix, Tsukiko, Redcloak, Celia, Belkar, Roy, Haley, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children, wishing Kaytara a happy birthday.


    Tiasal, Tsukiko, and Xykon.


    Plushie Dragon Vaarsuvius.


    Aarindarius, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children.


    Aarindarius.


    Roy and Miko.


    Therkla and Miko.


    Elan, Roy, and Miko.


    A scene from Water-Smurf's fanfic, featuring Haley, Roy, Elan, and a mysterious creature.


    Aarindarius and Inkyrius.



    Art by Kaytara

    Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and Roy.


    Vaarsuvius and Roy (coloured version).


    Young Vaarsuvius.


    Spliced Inkyrius.


    Vaarsuvius and Miko.


    Vaarsuvius and Miko (coloured version).


    Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Mr. Scruffy, Belkar, Vaarsuvius, and Blackwing.


    Aarindarius.


    Aarindarius.


    Aarindarius (coloured version).


    Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child.


    Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child (coloured version).


    Right-Eye and Redcloak.


    Tiasal, Xykon, and Tsukiko.


    Tiasal.



    Art by Kirby

    Haley and Vaarsuvius.


    Spliced Elan.



    Art by MReav

    O-Chul and female members of the Sapphire Guard and Azurite soldiers.




    Art by The Neoclassic



    Lien and the Yellow-Eyed Fiend.


    Evil Lien.




    Art by Oooohaloophole

    Tiasal as an infernal scion.


    The Dark One and a goblin god (?).


    Tiasal.


    Tiasal.


    Tiasal.


    Tiasal.




    Art by Saeyan

    Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.


    Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.


    Aarindarius and Inkyrius.


    Zz'dtri and Vaarsuvius.


    Inkyrius.


    Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.


    A wanted sign for Zanaril.


    A wanted sign for Zanaril (version 2).


    Vaarsuvius.


    Inkyrius and Aarindarius, with Vaarsuvius and Zz'dtri in chibi form.


    Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.


    Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius, and Aarindarius.


    Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.


    Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and V&RC's child.


    Tiasal.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Tsukiko.


    Scenario for Water-Smurf, featuring Tiasal and Redcloak.


    Vaarsuvius and Aarindarius.


    Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.


    Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.

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    Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.



    Art by Tira-chan

    Spock and Vaarsuvius.



    Art by TooManySecrets

    Female living Xykon.



    Art by Trixie

    Celia and Belkar.


    Xykon, Tsukiko, and Miko.




    Art by Yiuel

    "The OOTS Jr."



    OOTS Jr.


    OOTS Jr.


    OOTS Jr.


    OOTS Jr.


    Joan.




    Art by Zanaril

    Undead Vaarsuvius and Xykon.


    Miko and Vaarsuvius.


    Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Xykon.


    Spliced Inkyrius.


    Spliced Inkyrius.


    Spliced Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.


    Young Vaarsuvius.


    Tiasal.


    Argent and Windstriker.


    Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.


    Child of Closak and the ABD.


    Haley and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius, Redcloak, and Tiasal.


    Xykon and Tsukiko.


    Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.


    Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko (coloured version).
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    YAY! New thread time!

    Also, anybody got a cold shower for Water-Smurf? She's been staring at her hands for the past 20 minutes.
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    Ok guys, new thread, and it's all happy and good, but I think we've got to crack down a bit. I hate to be a killjoy, but our last thread strayed wildly off topic a lot. So, (just as an example, nothing meant personally, and no names given) even though we're sorry you're having school problems and love to help, that's not really the topic of the thread. The rest of the forum is full of kind people, and they'd help to if you asked. I don't want to have a mod in here for any reason other that to help us revel in our infamy, and off-topicness is one reason they might bring down the hammer on us.

    Also, what's with the squickies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    Ok guys, new thread, and it's all happy and good, but I think we've got to crack down a bit. I hate to be a killjoy, but our last thread strayed wildly off topic a lot. So, (just as an example, nothing meant personally, and no names given) even though we're sorry you're having school problems and love to help, that's not really the topic of the thread. The rest of the forum is full of kind people, and they'd help to if you asked. I don't want to have a mod in here for any reason other that to help us revel in our infamy, and off-topicness is one reason they might bring down the hammer on us.

    Also, what's with the crackies?
    I'm sorry, I just...You know.

    And you mean the squickies? ...I dunno...
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    Oh God, my head hurts like hell...

    *rubs head*

    Anyway, if we have to stay on topic, then we'll just... *rubs head again* you know, try to nudge each other in the right direction. We all want to keep the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    I'm sorry, I just...You know.
    I know, I've been somewhere near that myself before. Like I said, nothing personal, and I'm sure the kind folks at, for example, the Depression Thread(?) could help.

    And you mean the squickies? ...I dunno...
    I should have known enough to check the name before I posted.
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    Man, moving to a new thread is like moving into a new house. It's always so empty when you first settle in.
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    Ok, someone roll me up a pairing, I feel like writing.
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    Ok, someone roll me up a pairing, I feel like writing.
    Julia Greenhilt/Durkon.

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    Julia Greenhilt/Durkon.

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    You know, I remember back when this first got started, when it was just a few tables, you roll, then post a sentence or two of silliness--if that.

    Now, it's turned into an amazing writer's workshop, where the budding authors of the GITP forums cut their teeth and hone their skills as they work to master their craft.

    Well done, everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyronea View Post
    Now, it's turned into an amazing writer's workshop, where the budding authors of the GITP forums cut their teeth and hone their skills as they work to master their craft.
    Which is why I entertained the idea of moving the thread to the Arts and Crafts forum.
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    Which is why I entertained the idea of moving the thread to the Arts and Crafts forum.
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    Yay! New thread! So.

    I was half asleep earlier today and was thinking about this thread and Coffee's comic (I don't know when I started thinking/dreaming about the Crack Pairing thread in bed, and I'd rather not contemplate the implications...) and I remembered someone asking why Matt wanted to stay out of Maximum Security (or whatever it was called if I'm remembering that wrong) aside from the fact it was Maximum Security. (Before I forget, speaking of Coffee's comic, I literally lol'd at your fan comic, Discord.) Then for some reason I imagined a Maximum Security that every criminal avoids at all costs, for its only occupant is a mass murderer halfling who has been alone so long (having quickly stabbed and beheaded any cell mates) that he's snapped and begun talking to the aforementioned severed heads, even affectionately petting one and calling it "Mr. Scruffy". Matt was thrown into Maximum Security for an hour once. First the halfling began ranting about what an obvious disguise "you androgynous twit" was wearing just to come in and gloat over him but then things got far more alarming when he started coming at him grinning maniacally and saying something along the lines of, "You know what happens to pretty, purple-haired, elves is prison?"

    I'll admit, I did consider keeping this thought to myself, but, then I thought about how I would feel if something I'd written had inspired a zany, slightly disturbing, crossover crack pairing, so I figured Coffee wouldn't mind.

    If only I could figure out how Belkar ended up there in the first place, I could almost write the fic...

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    Yes. This simply must be written.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    Yay! New thread! So.

    I was half asleep earlier today and was thinking about this thread and Coffee's comic (I don't know when I started thinking/dreaming about the Crack Pairing thread in bed, and I'd rather not contemplate the implications...) and I remembered someone asking why Matt wanted to stay out of Maximum Security (or whatever it was called if I'm remembering that wrong) aside from the fact it was Maximum Security. (Before I forget, speaking of Coffee's comic, I literally lol'd at your fan comic, Discord.) Then for some reason I imagined a Maximum Security that every criminal avoids at all costs, for its only occupant is a mass murderer halfling who has been alone so long (having quickly stabbed and beheaded any cell mates) that he's snapped and begun talking to the aforementioned severed heads, even affectionately petting one and calling it "Mr. Scruffy". Matt was thrown into Maximum Security for an hour once. First the halfling began ranting about what an obvious disguise "you androgynous twit" was wearing just to come in and gloat over him but then things got far more alarming when he started coming at him grinning maniacally and saying something along the lines of, "You know what happens to pretty, purple-haired, elves is prison?"

    I'll admit, I did consider keeping this thought to myself, but, then I thought about how I would feel if something I'd written had inspired a zany, slightly disturbing, crossover crack pairing, so I figured Coffee wouldn't mind.

    If only I could figure out how Belkar ended up there in the first place, I could almost write the fic...
    I don't mind at all. Seriously. Go nuts; I love this!

    Oh, and even better? Matt hates elves.
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    I know this is off topic. But I'll make it quick...

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    No, not really. It's just that I've been doing other things simultaneously and didn't start reading as soon as you requested. It only took me two sessions. I must confess that I'm finding the plot a little...slow. However, I'm still enjoying it and that's not really unexpected at the beggining of a webcomic.
    Yeah. I'm sorry about that. But once you get past the first 10 comics, it starts picking up. Basically, the first ten is to establish the characters and the settings so well that no one will get lost.

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    I don't mind at all. Seriously. Go nuts; I love this!
    Yay! Glad I didn't get a for that thought! If I find the time and inspiration, perhaps I shall write it tomorrow or later tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    Yay! Glad I didn't get a for that thought! If I find the time and inspiration, perhaps I shall write it tomorrow or later tonight.
    I only know of a small handful of authors who don't appreciate fanfiction, speculation, fan art, etc. It's just something that shows that you really like a story, and I think that I speak for a lot of people when I say that it gives a good bunch of authors a small high to see stuff like that.

    So, really, asking to use other people's continuities/characters, while courteous, is most likely just politeness for the sake of politeness. Most people, myself included, give an immediate 'yes.'

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    Oh, and for those who want another crack pairing with my comics, here's some inspiration for you!:

    Take a look at the one that I just updated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Oh, and for those who want another crack pairing with my comics, here's some inspiration for you!:

    Take a look at the one that I just updated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    I only know of a small handful of authors who don't appreciate fanfiction, speculation, fan art, etc. It's just something that shows that you really like a story, and I think that I speak for a lot of people when I say that it gives a good bunch of authors a small high to see stuff like that.

    So, really, asking to use other people's continuities/characters, while courteous, is most likely just politeness for the sake of politeness. Most people, myself included, give an immediate 'yes.'
    I figured (like I said, if someone did the same for something of mine (not that I have a lot of original work to speak of in the first place) I'd definitely be cool with it), but I was a little apprehensive about the possibility that I was walking the line between "d'Aww! She wants to write a fan fic!" and "Dude! Who comes up with suggestive prison scenes involving Belkar while half-asleep?!"

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    I may post a fanfic for your comic tonight CI, though I doubt it will be what you expect.

    Edit:I may want to make some actual quotes out of context, it essentially starts by creating overtones that were not there during one of the strips, that okay?
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    Ok, I'll write Julia/Durkon, but it'll:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    I may post a fanfic for your comic tonight CI, though I doubt it will be what you expect.

    Edit:I may want to make some actual quotes out of context, it essentially starts by creating overtones that were not there during one of the strips, that okay?
    Okay. Just don't make it R-rated. That's my only guideline.

    This should be great.

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    Doing a bit of polishing on my Darth V x Tsikiko ship in the intervening time frame before I'm allowed to post on FF.net. I must say, it is... very citrus flavored. Although not for all audiences. I may have to put sufficient 'tags' to warn people what they're about to get into before reading.

    I'd probably rate it 'M', on the FF.net ratings
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    I've thoroughly enjoyed it so far, and will likely to continue to do so, barring a catastrophic author breakdown.
    Figured I'd reply to this here. Thanks for the kind words, and I don't plan on a catastrophic author breakdown, but who knows? I could snap at any moment!


    As for the "new" "rules" (I put both in quotations because neither is entirely accurate), what is considered on-topic and what isn't?

    Like, obviously any story or discussion of a story is on-topic. What about talking about Coffee and Silver's comics? My inner rules lawyer says no, but, as Kyronea pointed out, this thread has expanded into something of a writers' workshop, and Coffee's characters at least are available to be Crack Paired.

    I think no matter what some off-topic discussion is going to come up. The best we can do is try to minimize it or move it to another thread.


    And finally: New Thread! Wooooo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShneekeyTheLost View Post
    Doing a bit of polishing on my Darth V x Tsikiko ship in the intervening time frame before I'm allowed to post on FF.net. I must say, it is... very citrus flavored. Although not for all audiences. I may have to put sufficient 'tags' to warn people what they're about to get into before reading.

    I'd probably rate it 'M', on the FF.net ratings
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